Music Inspiration: Live While We're Young – The Warblers, Season 4.
Glee: Don't own the copyright to the original show, or Dalton, but I my own imagination. And no pirating allowed.
Dedication: To perseverance. Um! Actually I'm all out of oomph for this fun. And so a natural completion of the story should happen. Like our adorable Seb said once, "It's all fun and games, until it isn't." And maybe I've broken my funny bone again.
Loving Dedication: I used to live in Healesville, Victoria, Australia. I was there for over 18months. Longest 18months of my life, and I miss it so much. It really is such a beautiful town. They have a great sanctuary there. Just ask Warnie and his soon to be Mrs, or was it Brangelina? Either, either, or. The strawberries from that town are massive, like really huge and their flavour is so different from your standard strawberry. So if I were going to enjoy some skiing delights, as in romantic encounters with food included, any of my main men: Blaine, Kurt or Sebastian, would be fine. And honestly, only real whipped cream will do.
~ Skiing Delights ~
So idea number ten wasn't as funny as number one. But at least Kurt got to massage lotion into Sebastian, and Sebastian kind of enjoyed that.
Seb had been watching Grumpy Old Men. Walter Matthau and Jack Lemon were fighting over Anne Margret, again.
"Get a check of this scene, Kurt!" he presses stop on the dvd machine and then rewinds the dvd. Anne Margret runs out of the sauna, throws herself down in the snow. Rolls over and over, and over. Squeeling and screaming the whole time. Then she jumps up, waves to Jack Lemon and his daughter, and runs back into the sauna.
"Um, Seb?" And Kurt does it again, that inflection and demand in his voice. Seeming to be a question, but more of a demand.
And predictably, like the flicking of a switch to turn on pulsating throbs, Sebastian replies, like he always does "Ooh yeah Kurt?"
They both knew what that tone meant. Kurt had another great place to suggest for a little 'Risky Business'. "How about we go skiing?"
"Well it's November, in Victoria, Australia. So it's kind of warm for the next six months."
"Which means, we'll have to leave then."
And seeming like the dumb blonde he can sometimes, a gentle florescent bulb starts to brighten up in Sebastians mind. "R….i…g…h….t!"
~ X ~
And as boring as this sounds, they grab their passports, entertain the idea of sweet delights to say goodbye to living where they weren't hassled by too many people.
The car is organized and waiting in the lobby. They're driven to the airport and board their private jet for the French Alps.
Their first day and night in their chalet, rejuvinates them from jet lag.
They ski, toboggan, build snowmen, enjoy hot chocolate. And after hot chocolate, enjoy more hot chocolate in delicate areas that make one work off the calories before any are consumed.
Strawberries had taken on a new meaning from the ferny Healesville. Kurt had organized some being delivered so Sebastian would be equally surprised like the first time they'd experienced them. Fresh whipped cream, no more canned version or virgins again.
"Um, Seb?" "Ooh yeah Kurt?"
"Sauna and roll in the snow?" "Ooh yeah Kurt?"
~ X ~
And the next day: "Um, Seb?" "Ooh yeah Kurt?"
"Sauna and roll in the snow?" "Ooh yeah Kurt?"
Unfortunately Sebastian's skin had become sensitive to certain lotions and he'd forgotten to put sunscreen on. Windburn and sunburn set in, after Sebastian tried sunbathing in the freezing weather, which he couldn't feel due to too many drinks.
"You're lucky you don't get pneumonia."
"Just apply the lotion!" and relaxing thoughts help him enjoy back massages "It's all fun and games, until it isn't. And for now, if this is what it takes for a back massage..."
Little author notes from a cute little author: For those lovely people who've hung in there with me, thank you. I'm putting up the complete flag, 'cause it's time. If you have something in particular you might like of me, send me a pm and I'll incorporate your idea through one of my other stories. However, "The time has come" the Walrus said "When Kurt should return to the loving arms of Blaine in: And Now, Drum Roll Please! and Sebastian should return to the delicate relationship with Blaine in: JoBelleSebBlaine!". Sigh!