Authors note
I know I haven't written in a long ass time so I'm going to try and make this chapter long for my readers.(if I have any) but I would love some feedback on this story if you like it or if you don't. well, I guess on with the story.
"MY EYES!!!" I said covering my eyes up with both hands. I had just witnessed Sirius and his whore getting close to fucking on the kitchen table. My poor eyes will never see the same. And its all the whores fault, shit, if she had some decency her and Sirius would fuck in his room.
"Oh my God! I'm SO sorry!" came a feminine voice from the table. I uncovered my eyes to see a pretty coughsluttycough blond girl arranging her dress to were it covered her once exposed body. I sent a glare to both her and a guilty looking Sirius.
"well, if you and your toy would fuck in a non public area of the house you wouldn't have to be sorry now would you" I demanded crossing my arms over my chest. She just gave me a look of hatred before she gave her toy a kiss and she appreated out with a CRACK.
"That was very unnecessary, you know" Sirius said while giving me a glare. I moved closer to him and looked him dead in the eyes.
"Really? I didn't think so. This coming from a guy who doesn't want to be with that whore you sure as hell stick up for her. But whatever, I don't need this baby momma drama bull shit. I'm going to go and find my boys." I said before turning away and marching myself up the stairs.
I found the twins only seconds after. They were in their room sitting over a smoking caldron. I made sure to make my presents known, so not to scare them, before taking a seat behind them. "What do we own the pleasure of your company?" Freddy asked while glancing back at me.
"I want your guys help now, the sooner the better. That bitch needs to go down. I'll need all the help I can get." I said looking into the smoking potion.
The twins looked at me and smiled." You have our help. Along with most of everyone in the house, except for Hermione. Well get you a man to help with the Sirius factor. Don't you worry about that." I gave them a confused look." To make him jealous of Corse! That way shit will be helped along" George said answering my unasked question.
"Alright kiddies, sounds promising. I'll see you two around" I gave them both a pat on the head and walked out of their room and to mine. I laid on the bed and looked at my ceiling trying to find different shapes in it before I fell into a welcoming sleep.
A couple weeks went by and Fred and George have yet to find a man to help me. I was starting to lose hope and that isn't good. I need to get that whore out of this house and back on the streets were she belongs. Not just for my good but Sirius's and everyone else in this house, for that matter. I walked down stairs to the order meeting wearing a pair of black short shorts and a black tank top. Only reason I was wearing so little was the fact that someone likes to keep the house at really hot temperatures. Give you three guesses who, and the first two don't count. I sat down between my two favorite people in the whole wide world. In basics, the twins.
This fucking meeting is so boring! We've been sitting here for about two hours and nothing new has been told to us. I think the twins are trying to carve perverted pictures into the table with a fork. Yep, they are. Its not working that well, but you can tell what there trying to make the stick people do. Only if their mother could see from were she's sitting, she'd have kittens. Ok, now Dumbledore is standing up this should be good. Note the sarcasm.
"I have an important announcement to make. We have a new member of the order joining us tonight. He's been doing under cover work for many years now. Many have thought him to be dead, but in fact he has been in hiding for all this time. Please welcome Regulus Black." Dumbledore said as he motioned for a man to come out of the shadows. Fuck! He was like a mini Sirius clone. But more rugged and younger. And he, unlike Sirius, was as people described, gothic-ish. The twins elbowed be in the sides and I looked at them to see two matching smirks.
"Him, he's our guy" I eyed them then looked at our new comrade. I was met with silvery black eyes. Yep, this will work.