Kickin' It On Tour With R5, Auslly and Trez Chapter 11: Concerts,Bikinis, and MORE revenge, a Kickin' It + Austin & Ally Crossover fanfic

ok so here is the chapter when the girls plan revenge and it turns out that they are having a week long sleepover! yaysiez!

~~~At Sonic Boom with Ally,Trish and Kim~~~

*Trish pulls out HUGE folder labeled 'REVENGE' They are sitting on the counter*

Trish:"Kay girls here we have revenge ideas and Ally tomorrow tonight you are performing at Sonic Boom."
Ally:"KK can Kim perform with me pweety pwease!

Trish:"fine, cause we are all besties!"*hugs them*

Kim:"now onto revenge ok Trish we have...make them jealous,dye their hair,float them down the river,make them pee,not talk to them for a day,go to the beach in bikinis and surf with guys,put make up on their faces while sleeping,-" cut off be Ally

Ally:"YES THAT ONE WE WILL PUT MAKE UP ON THEIR FACE AND GO TO THE BEACH IN BIKINIS!"

Trish:"ok so make up it is..oohhh they are gonna get it and it'ss be pretty"

Kim:"there's not enough make up in the world to make THEM pretty even though those guys are REALLY cute" *Jack,Dez, and Austin walk in and hear Kim*

ALL Boys:"what guys are 'REALLY cute' and why do you need make up?"

ALL Girls:"UUMM...NOTHING"*nervously*

Trish:"we uhh need make up for our slumber party tonight! yea that's it we are not"*Ally covers Trish's mouth with her hand*"kjrwfdmd"*pulls Ally's hand off her face*"and WHY are you staring at us?"

Kim:"uh guys we are STILL in our pajamas and i don't think that short shorts and a see through shirt is safe for the guys"*She whispers to Ally and Trish*

Ally:"what's wrong with my pajamas? i thought fuzzy short shorts and a minnie mouse shirt were totally 'in' now?!"

Trish:"AUSTIN! DEZ! JACK!" *slaps each one in the face in that order*"GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELVES! WE ARE JUST IN PAJAMAS NOTHING TO SEE HER!"

Austin:"But Ally's sexy body!"*runs over to ally and she fips him and gets really close to his lips and says* "really?. ."

all the other guys do the same and the same thing happens...4 times.

Kim:"HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!?"

Ally:"ok you cocky jockys have to leave so we can close up shop."

Boys:"fine."

~~~~at Ally's house with the girls~~~~

Ally:"ok so here is the plan,while the guys are sleeping, we put make up on their faces and cover them in silly string then we stand at the door way and bang pots to make them wake up in the morning so then we run to the beach in bikinis leaving a note, then, knowing guys(complete deja vu moment) they will follow us then we run around the mall when we reach the beach again we hide and then cannon ball into the water and then we surf...before they can do anything we will kiss them and they will totally forget about the make up thing...then knowing Trish, the pics will end up on facebook somehow so that's our plan and it's 11:30 guys we need to get ready."

Kim:"kk Alls i will get the make up."

Trish:"I'll get the silly string"

Ally:"I'll make sure the guys are sleeping"

~~~~5 mins later~~~~

Ally:(whispering)"ok girls we get Austin first then Jack and lastly and least importantly Dez"

*They walk over to Austin, Ally puts lipstick on him,blush,and eyeshadow so he looks like a clow, they cover him in silly string, and do the same to the other guys..*

Ally:"ok girls let's change into our bikinis and i'll write the note"

*Ally changes into her bikini and writes a note :

Austin,Jack and Dez

you are probably like "HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA GET THIS FUCKING MAKE UP OFF!"

well we are going to the beach (us girls) and there are pancakes, bacon, and corndogs on the table love you guys

-the girls 3*

Trish:"Ok, i'm ready to wake the guys up."

Kim:"LET'S GO FOR VICTORY BABY!"*pumping fist in the air*

Ally:"kk girls let's get sweet, sweet revenge"

*the girls waalk up the stairs holding pots and pans and bang them together like what 30 times? when the guys fall outta bed the girls rush to their motorcycles with their beach bags and head to the beach*

~~~with the guys~~~

the guys:"AAHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!"

then they hear the girl's motorcycles head off

Dez:"Guys...our girlfriends just woke us up and I SMELL BACON!"

Austin:"whoah guys look at your faces! you're covered in silly string and make up!"

Jack:"You too Austin! let's head to the bathroom and clean up the girls are SO busted!"

*they head into the bathroom one at a time and clean the make up off

Austin:"GOD DAMNIT! THIS MAKE UP IS NOT COMING OFF!"

Dez and Jack:"AUSTIN! Come check out this note there are pancakes and CORNDOGS/BACON!"

Austin heads downstairs and reads the note and eats his pancakes and Dez eats his bacon and Jack eats his corndogs

Jack:"TO THE BEACH!"

Dez/Austin:"TO THE BEACH!"

*they get in Jack's car and head to the beach*

~~~with the girls at the beach~~~

Ally:"aw shit the guys RUN!"

*the girls run and the guys chase them through all the stores and when they got back to the beack the girls got their hidden surfboars (Ally's was pink with 'Ally' written over it and a black and camo skull at the bottom Kim's was just like this except her's said 'Kim' and the board was purple Trish's was the same except hers said 'Trish' and was zebra with a pink and black skull at the bottom) when they got in the water they started surfing yelling "GIRLS:3! BOYS:1! HAHAH GIRL POWER!" when they got out of the water they kissed their boyfriends, when suddenly they hear Cassidy scream, she was being run over by...Rudy,Milton, and Jerry they hop out of the car come and hi five the 3 couples and then Ally sang something:"we gonna kick 'em to the curb unless they look like 'm jagger"*

soon the girls were laughing and signing they favorite song:Blonde

Ally:Hey, I think you got my number
When I was out with my brother
You said, 'Hi', and I think I liked you
Oh we talked about maybe getting together
A raincheck on the weather
Cloudy skies and I had to get home oh those eyes
I thought you were a really nice guy
I thought you were just my type
But I forgot your name

Kim:I'm a blonde so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun
I like to play it up like I'm dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
'Cause I-iiii-m a blonde

Trish:Hey, I'm not a college grad yet
There are some books I haven't read yet
But I could quote a little bit of Shakespeare in my sleep
But there have been those times
When I've clearly forgotten
How to spell words like
R-E-E-D-I-N-G
Me
Me, myself
And I try really hard to get by
With simple little things...

All:I'm a blonde so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun
I like to play it up like I'm dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
'Cause I-iiii-m a blonde

Kim:Oh oh oohh (I-I'm a blonde)
Oh oh oohh (I-I'm a blonde)
Oh oh oohh 'cause I-iiii-m a blonde

Trish:Maybe if I cared enough to dye my hair
Then you'd take me serious
Maybe I could try to change up their minds
So they take me serious
Oohh
So they know
Everybody knows that I'm not dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb

Ally (grand finish):I'm a blonde so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun
I like to play it up like I'm dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
'Cause I-iiii-m a blonde

Trish/Kim:Oh oh oohh (I-I'm a blonde)
Oh oh oohh (I-I'm a blonde)

Ally:Oh oh oohh ('Cause I-iiii-m a blo-onde)

Jack:*picks Kim up by the waist and throws her in the air,then catches her*

Austin and Dez do the same but with Ally and Trish

ALL Girls:"GIRLS:4! BOYS:1!"*the girls hi-5*

Dez:"OOHHHHHHH IT'S ON!"

Girls:"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ally:"Me and Kim are performing at Sonic Boom!"

Kim:"Oh yea we won't tell you the song."

Trish:(whispers to Kim and Ally but the boys hear)"Guys don't forget we are REALLY ticklish"

*The boys start to tickle the girls*

Austin:"TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!"

Ally:"Fine we are singing like 5 songs er are singing 'Die Young','Tik Tok','All I Want Is Everything','Smile',and 'Whistle'. Happy?!"

Austin:"Very."

Ally:"Now Austin will you...get off of me?"

Austin:"Not until you tell me which songs are solo."

Kim:"UUGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

Ally:"Smile."

Trish*comes back from talking on the phone*"uuhhh Ally...they moved the concert from tomorrow to today."

Ally:"What time?"

Trish:"We have an hour."

Kim:"OMG ALLY COME ON WE NEED TO GET YOU FRIKEN READY! LET'S GO!"

Ally:"KIM! This is your concert too!"

Trish:"yea yea yea let's go NOW." *the girls hop on their motorcycles and get whistles from ALL the guys*

~~~With the girls~~~

Ally and Kim are wearing a dress with short shorts and a tank top under with leather jackets

Trish:"ready?! we are on in 5...4..3..2...1...NOW!"

Ally and Kim get on the stage

The guys and the whole team are n the front row

Ally:"WAZZ UP MIAMI!"

Crowd:"AAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Ally:"This (points to Kim) is my sister Kim everybody!"

Crowd:clap really loud and yell "ALLY/KIM!"

Ally:"ok now we are gonna perform 5 songs and the first one is Die Young everybody!"

Kim:I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Ally:We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young

Both:Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Ally:Young hearts, out our minds
Running 'til we outta time
Wild child's lookin' good
Living hard just like we should
Don't care who's watching when we tearing it up (You Know)
That magic that we got nobody can touch (For sure)

Kim:Looking for some trouble tonight (yeah)
Take my hand, I'll show you the wild side
Like it's the last night of our lives (uh huh)
We'll keep dancing 'til we die

Ally:I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms,
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Kim:We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young

Both:Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Ally:Young hunks, taking shots
Stripping down to dirty socks
Music up, gettin' hot
Kiss me, give me all you've got
It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush (you know)
That magic in your pants, it's making me blush (for sure)

Kim:Looking for some trouble tonight (yeah)
Take my hand, I'll show you the wild side
Like it's the last night of our lives (uh huh)
We'll keep dancing 'til we die

Both:I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms,
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Ally:I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms
Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Kim:We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young

Ally:Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

Ally and Kim rip their dresses and put on leather jackets so that they are in short shorts tank tops and leather jackets

Kim:"WHO'S READY FOR ROUND 2?!"
Crowd:"AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"

Ally:Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P- Diddy (Hey what's up girl)
Grab ma glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the city (Let's go)
Before I leave brush ma teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cuz when I leave for the night I ain't comin back

Kim:I'm talkin pedicure on our toes toes
Tryin on all our clothes clothes
Boys blowin' up our phones phones

Ally:Drop top and playin' our favorite CD's
Goin up to the parties
Tryna get a little bit tipsy

[CHORUS](both)
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Till we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Kim:Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Till we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Ally:Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Aint got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

Both:I'm talkin' bout - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryna touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now - we goin' til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us - (down)-man

[CHORUS](Ally)
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Ima fight
Till we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Kim:Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Till we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

[BRIDGE]Both
You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me

You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now, the party don't start till I walk in

[CHORUS]Both
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Till we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Im'ma fight
Till we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Kim:"Alright Miami here comes special solo by my sister Ally Dawson everybody!"

Ally:You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
Oh, oh
But you don't really give a shit
You go with it, go with it, go with it.
'Cause you're fucking crazy rock'n'roll

[Pre-Chorus:]
Yo-u said "Hey,
What's your name?"
It took one look
And now we're not the same
Yeah you said "Hey."
And since that day
You stole my heart
And you're the one to blame

[Chorus:]
(Yeah)
And that's why I smile
It's been a while
Since every day and everything has
Felt this right
And now you turn it all around
And suddenly you're all I need
The reason why I-I-I
I smi-i-ile

Last night I blacked out I think
What did you, what did you put in my drink?
I remember making out and then, oh, oh
I woke up with a new tattoo
Your name was on me and my name was on you
I would do it all over again

[Pre-Chorus:]
Yo-u said "Hey,
What's your name?"
It took one look
And now we're not the same
Yeah you said "Hey."
And since that day
You stole my heart
And you're the one to blame

[Bridge:]
You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control

Ally:"MIAMI WE HAVE A SPECIAL SONG HERE 'ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING'!"

Ally:I feel delirious, come let's get out of here
We're so anonymous but it's all coming clear
We're heading for the sky
And we'll get lost in it cause
All I want, all I want, all I want
Is everything

[Chorus:]Kim
And I will pose if I wanna
And will vogue like Madonna
I might not dance like MJ RIP
But I will give the best of me
All I want is everything
Yes everything too much is not enough
I'm sick of settling for in between
And I'm not givin' up
As long as it feels right
At least we know that we're alive
All I want is everything, yes everything, yeah
Whoa oh

Ally:We don't ever stop
Let's watch the sun come up
We'll sleep when we're dead cause
Halfway kinda sucks
We're heading for the sky
And will get lost in it cause
All I want, all I want, all I want is everything

[Chorus:]Kim
And I will pose if I wanna
And I will vogue like Madonna
I might not dance like MJ RIP
But I will give the best of me
All I want is everything,
Yes everything, too much is not enough
I'm sick of settling for in between
And I'm not givin' up
As long as it feels right
At least we know that we're alive
All I want is everything, yes everything yeah
Whoa oh

Kim:Hold on to me
And I'll hold on to you (oh)
Don't over think
What have we got to lose
It's me and you,
Me and you no matter what
Whoa oh ah oh whoa oh oh whoa

Both:We're heading for the sky
And we'll get lost in it cause
All I want, all I want, all I want is everything

[Chorus:]Kim
And I will pose if I wanna
And I will vogue like Madonna
I might not dance like MJ RIP
But I will give the best of me
All I want is everything
Yes everything, too much is not enough
I'm sick of settling for in between
And I'm not givin' up
As long as it feels right at least we know we're alive
Both:All I want is everything
Yes everything
Whoa oh

Kim:"WHO'S READY FOR SOME FLO-RIDA!?"

Crowd:"AAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Ally:Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go

Kim:(Look) I'm betting you like people
And I'm betting you love freak mode
And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls
And stroke your little ego
I bet you I'm guilty your honor
That's just how we live in my genre
Who in the hell done paved the road wider?
There's only one flo, and one rida
I'm a damn shame
Order more champagne, pull a damn hamstring
Tryna put it on ya
Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby take a little longer

Both:Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go

Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby

Ally:It's like everywhere I go
My whistle ready to blow
Shawty don't leave a note
She can get any by the low
Told me she's not a pro
It's okay, it's under control
Show me soprano, 'cause girl you can handle
Baby we start snagging, you come up in part clothes
Girl I'm losing wing, my Bugatti the same road
Show me your perfect pitch, you got it my banjo
Talented with your lips, like you blew out a candle
So amusing, now you can make a whistle with the music
Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it
Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it

Kim:Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go

Both:Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby
Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby

Kim:Go girl you can twerk it
Let me see you whistle while you work it
I'mma lay it back, don't stop it
'Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me
Now, shawty let that whistle blow-oh, oh oh
Yeah, baby let that whistle blow-oh oh!

Both:Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby

Kim:"GOODNIGHT MIAMI!"

Crowd:Clapping"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

Kim and Ally run off the stage and get into a GIGANTIC group hug, by Jack,Austin,Dez,Trish,Rudy,Jerry,and Milton

Trish:"THAT WAS THE BEST PERFORMANCE IN STARR RECORDS HISTORY!"

Jimmy:"Indeed it was. Kim,how would you like a record deal with Starr records, you and Ally?"

Kim:"AAAHHH YES YES YES! DO i and the team get to stay in Miami?"

Jimmy:"Yes you will be living in Miami, you can go visit whenever you like, your parents already know and packed your stuff and you will move in with Ally."

Ally Kim and TRish do happy dance/jumping/screaming thing

Jack:"C'Mon guys let's get home"

*They go to the practice room*

Kim/Ally/Trish:"AAAHHHH I'M SOO HAPPY!"

*the guys grab their girlfriends and throw them in warm/ice water*

Ally:"AAAHHH MY HAIR IS GONNA TURN BLUE!"

Trish:"MINE WILL TURN ORANGE!"

KIM:"MINE WILL GO BLACK!"

GIRLS:"YOU BOYS ARE IDIOTS! GET BACK HERE!"

*the guys don't come over so the girls run to the front door*

Ally:"STOP! This is a trick just like what we did...let's order pizza then sneak in."

Kim:"Sounds good."

Trish:"YES!"

*after they sneak in the house, the boys are sleeping*

Kim:"let's throw water baloons filled with ice water at them"

Ally:"Yea totally chicas, i'll get the baloons"

Trish:"I'll get the water"

Kim:"i'll fill the baloons"

~~after 1 hour of cold water,popped baloons,water baloons,giggles,and soda~~

The girls walk into the guy's room and throw the water baloons at them

Ally:"run and hide!"

THE GUYS:"SHIT!"

Dez:"The girls?"

Austin/Jack:"Yea."

the girls are hiding

Trish:"i hear them coming!"

The guys go into the attic pick up the girls and throw them over their shoulders

the girls were hitting their backs

Ally:"Austin! Let go of me!"

Trish:"DEZ PUT ME DOWN!"

Kim:"Jack.?"

Jack:"Yes Kim?"

Kim:" .DOWN!"

The boys:"sorry, no can do"

the guys put the girls on a trampoline and make it so that they can't get out

Ally:"they are SO lucky it's summer GUYS! we can jump high and flip over the top and then let one out"

Kim:"Ok Ally you do it."

Ally:"Fine"

Ally does a flip and lands on her feet perfectly outside the trampoline and opens the door so that the other girls can come out

The guys were watching in shock

Austin:"WOW! 10 seconds!"

The girls go inside and have iced tea with extra sugar and ice

The girls conversation (alot like the everyday conversation with my bff):

Ally:"Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?"

Kim:"I know right,"

Trish:"do you guys want to...GO SHOPPING!?"

Kim/Ally:"DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?!"

Ally:"TO THE MALL!"

Kim/Trish:"TO THE MALL!"

the girls get on their motorcycles and then head down to the mall they head to a store called 'Camo Rock'

Ally:(holding up camo mini skirt) "how about this one."

Kim:"FAH-BU-LOUS!"

Trish:"we are buying it"

_After the shopping trip_

the girls enter the house with like a million shopping bags

Kim:*laughing* "DID YOU SEE HIS FACE!"

*The guys walk in and heard Kim*

Austin:"what's so funny and.."

Jack:"who's.."

Dez:"face?"

Trish:"THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THAT GUYS FACE!(laughing)"

Jack:"Explain why you guys are laughing?"

Ally:"ok so we were trying on bikinis at 'Bikini Hut' and then i walked out with a bikini Trish gave me and the guy that worked there.."

Kim:"Dallas"

Ally:"yes him he was cheeking me out and he ran into a pole then fell and then he broke a window and his eyes were the size of coconauts(laughing)"

Austin:"did you buy the bikini?"

Kim:"no the guys that were in the store were staring at her and then one tripped and got slushie all over her so we couldn't get it."

Austin:*sad face*"but..bu..but...the bikini.."

Trish:(whispering to Kim and Ally)"this is totally gonna work"

Ally/Kim:"TOTALLY!"

ok guys i got to say 12 degree blackbelt isn't even a thing, but hey it's fan FICTION yea look it up so don't judge me for not knowing every little thing about karate so thnks plz and plz review plz plz it means so much. ;D

PEACE!-DAYNA