Riker:"HEY ALLY!"

Ally:"Hey Riker you're on speaker and why are you yelling"

Rydel:"Cuz' he's an idiot."

Kira:"Good one Ry-Ry."

Ross:"ALLY?! IS THAT YOU?!"

Ally:"Yes, now stop yelling."

Ross:"Is Austin there?"

Austin:"Yes, Yes I am."

Rydel:"AUSTIN CAKES!"

Ally:"I SAID NO YELLING!"

*Suddenly there's a crash at Ross's house.*

Rocky:"RATLIFF! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TAKING PENGUINS FROM THE ZOO?!"

Rydel:"GUYS! ALLY CALLED! COME HERE!"

*suddenly everyone rushes down the stairs.*

Ratliff:"Hey Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllls"

Rocky:"Wazzap Alls"

Ally:"Welll...AustinDezJackandJerryalmostbeatupOne Direction."

Rydel:"WHAT!? ROCKY, ROSS, RATLIFF, RIKER, COME ON! WE GOTTA GO TO THE CONCERT PLACE!"

Zayn:"AARRGGGHHH GET THIS BLONDE OFF ME!"

Rocky:"Is that Zayn Malik from One Direction?"

Zayn:"Yep, that's me."

Ross:"Great more competition."

Ratliff:"Shut up"

Riker:"Alright Alls we'll be right there"

Ally:"KK"*hangs up*

~~5 minutes later~~

All of R5:"ALLY AUSTIN TRISH DEZ!"*they hug them in a big group hug*

Kira:"Guys...WHERE TRISH?!"


Ally:"She got kidnapped by One Direction" (note her sarcasm)

Dez:"REALLY!"

Trish:"NO i'm right here." (goes out from behind Ally)

Dez:"OOhhhhhhhh...i knew that."

Jimmy comes over

Austin:"Wazzap Jimmy ma' bro."

Jimmy:"Austin...just...just...don't"

Ally:"Hey Jimmy what's up?"

Jimmy:"Ok...Ally and Kim are now world know superstars and you and all you friends are going on tour with R5."

Ally and Kim:"YYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!"

R5:"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!"

Austin and Jack and Jerry and Dez and Kira and Trish:"We go too right?"

JImmy:"Yes, you have a HUGE tour bus, since i guessed your friends would be coming and your are headed to France at 5 am tomorrow, so get packed and get ready."

*everybody gets packed and let's just skip to tomorrow morning, ok.*

Ally, Kim, Trish, and Kira skip down the stairs with Ally's older brother (ok Yes, she has an older brother...he looks like the guy who plays Dallas.) Danny carries their stuff.

Danny:"Alllyyyyyyyyyy what do you guys have in here. Rocks?"

Ally:"No now stop complaining and put them on the bus."

*Danny puts them on the bus. what the girl's are wearing:*

All:the same rainbow short shorts and shirt that has a mustache on it.

Ally: XX-hi black converse

Kira: Black high-heeled booties

Kira: Black Osiris shoes

Trish: Black ballet flats

_Outside of the bus_

Ally:"Ok Danny, we're done here...or are you coming?"

Danny:"I'm sure as hell i'm coming."

Kira:"UUUgggggghhhhhhh. now we need a babysitter..."

Danny:"I'm not letting 5 girls and 9 boys 10 counting ride on a bus ALONE all over the WORLD!"

Trish:"Fine! Let's go."

~~They get on the bus.~~

Austin and the guys whistle.

Dallas:"Is there a reason you perverts are staring at Ally and the...other ones.?"

Austin:"First of all 'dad' Ally's my girlfriend so if you cared a shit, you would leave me alone."

All 'The Girls':AAAHHHHHHH! HHHHEEEEELLLLPPPPPP!"