The scream they'd heard wasn't actually the doll eating anyone, it was Australia. The clown doll was something Britain used to discipline America, Canada and Australia when they were little. It they wet their beds, they'd wake up to the clown doll next to them. If they broke a picture, it would be replaced with one of the clown doll. If England wanted them to stay away from the cake in the fridge, the Clown doll would be on top of it.

…

A few minutes after the scream, the door began to open.

"Don't eat my brain!" Screamed Molossia, attacking the thing opening the door with a wooden chair.

The thing happened to be Hutt River. The chair shattered on impact and Hutt River fell unconscious.

"You killed Hutt River!" Screamed Wy. "He still owes me money."

"He's not dead." Replied Molossia. "I'm 82% he has a pulse. We should probably get him in here before the aliens come back."

Molossia dragged the unconscious micronation in and put him on the couch.

"I think we should put the trap back up." Said Wy.

Everyone nodded in agreement and Wy put the trap back up.

A little while later the door opened and England entered. When trap fell on him, he starting screaming, "Oh god my head!"

"Why his head and not his balls?" Wondered Seborga. "Does he not have any?"

"That's probably it."Said Nikoniko.

As soon as Britain got the trap off his head he asked, "Why is that chair broken and why is Australia's micronation who's name I can never remember unconscious?"

"They were like that when I found them!" Yelled Molossia, running out of the room. "I didn't do nothin'."

…

One visit to the emergency room later, everything was almost back to normal. Hutt River's short term memory was messed up, but close enough.

"So there were no aliens?"

"No, Wy." Replied England. "The buzzing noise was when America electrocuting himself and he also knocked the power out. The scream was Australia."

"Dude, I didn't know you could use a chair as a weapon and do that much damage." Said America.

"I'm pretty awesome." Said Molossia.

The group didn't know it but they were being watched. By fangirls of course, not aliens.

Ita-chan5 actually made a fanart of chapter 2, the link is on my profile.