~~IT's Ally's 22nd birthday, ok guys.~~
*22 by Taylor Swift was blasting trough the bus speakers as the whole bus was screaming out the lyrics at the top of their lungs.*
Ally:""WE'RE HAPPY, FREE, CONFUSED, AND LONELY AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S MISERABLE AND MAGICAL, OOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!""
~~After the song ended~~
Everyone was laughing and Ally was drunk, as were all the girls on the bus.
*Ally get's a phone call from One Direction (One Direction/Ally)
"Ally you're drunk."
"You're right. And you're ugly. But tomorrow morning, I'll be sober. And you'll still be ugly" (Winston Churchill right there.)
One Direction hung up and everybody on the bus started laughing
Kim fist bumps Ally
Kim:"Good one Allz."
Ratliff:"Yea, i agree with Kimmy-Kat over here."
Kim punches Ratliff.
Ratliff:"OK I'M SORRY!"
Kim:"Better."
Ross:"ALLY!"
Ally instantly punches Ross in the face
Ross:"WHAT THE FUCK! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?"
Ally:"And why were you born?"
Ross:"Well played Dawson, well played."
Riker:"Guys i'm gonna head to beeeeeeeeee..."
And then he was sleeping.
Kira:"I say we prank him."
Trish, Kim, Ally:"TRUCE!"
Rocky:"Guys i wouldn't d-"(cut off by Ally.)
Ally:"Rocky shut up."
Rydel:"Guys imma head to bed."
Ratliff:"See ya' tomorrow beautiful."
Kira:"As much as i LOVE watching you 2 hopeless romantics flirt"(Sarcasm)"we have a Riker to prank."
Ally:"GUYS! HE'S WAKING UP!"
They all run in different direction and SOMEHOW 'The Guys' and 'The Girls' end up in the 'ROOM'
Ally:"Me and the girls are gonna start practicing."
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
When the dark
Of the night comes around.
That's the time,
That the animal comes alive.
Looking for
Something wild.
And now we lookin' like pimps
In my gold Trans-Am.
Got a water bottle full of whiskey
In my handbag.
Got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
But tonight
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
Lose your mind.
Lose it now.
Lose your clothes
In the crowd.
We're delirious.
Tear it down
'Til the sun comes back around.
N-now we're getting so smashed.
Knocking over trash cans.
Eurbody breakin' bottles
It's a filthy hot mess.
Gonna get faded
I'm not the designated
Driver so
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
Oh, oh, oh!
EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
Oh, Oh, Oh!
EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
Oooh.
Right now! TAKE IT OFF! [x3]
EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.
And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.
Jack:"That was AWESOME!"
Ally:"Tell me something i don't know."
Kim:"You guys thinking what i'm thinking?"
Kira:"HELL YEA!"
Trish:"A one a two a one two three and.."
[Spoken:]
Tell me something I don't know
[Verse 1]
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
It's so hard to break yeah
There's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in
The dreams that I'm dreaming
[Pre-Chorus]
I hear it everyday
I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount too much but they're never gonna change my mind
Oh
[Chorus]
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know, something I don't know, something I don't know [2x]
How many inches in a mile
What it takes to make you smile
Get you not to treat me like a child baby
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know, something I don't know, something I don't know
Tell me, tell me something I don't know [2x]
[Verse 2]
Everybody tells me I don't know what I'm doing
This life I'm pursuing
The odds I'd be losing
Everybody tells me that it's one in a million
Like one in billion
One in a zillion
[Pre-Chorus]
I hear it every day
I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount too much but they're never gonna change my mind
Oh
[Chorus]
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know, something I don't know, something I don't know [2x]
How many inches in a mile
What it takes to make you smile
Get you not to treat me like a child baby
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know, something I don't know, something I don't know
[Rap]
So here's the track
Like Catrina makes a
Wish Medina
Make 'em say, "I'm ready."
Are you ready for it
Ya I'm ready for it
Really ready for it
Ya I'm ready for it
Let's get ready for it
[Bridge]
I'm on my way
I know I'm gonna get there someday
It doesn't help when you say
It won't be easy
[Chorus]
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know, something I don't know, something I don't know [2x]
How many inches in a mile
What it takes to make you smile
Get you not to treat me like a child baby
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know, something I don't know, something I don't know [3x]
How many inches in a mile
What it takes to make you smile
Get you not to treat me like a child baby
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know, something I don't know, something I don't know.
Jerry:"Do you guys have a song for EVERYTHING we say to you?"
Ally:"Maybe, Maybe not."
Austin:"I hope not."
Jack:"Me either."
Ally:"You guys are REALLY bad at whispering."
Austin:"You guys wanna see my bucket list?!"
Kim:"That reminds me of a song we wrote yesterday!"
Ally:"Shall we?"
Trish:"We shall"
It's the boy you never told 'I like you'
It's the girl you let get away
It's the one you saw that day on the train
But you freaked out and walked away
It's the plane you wanna catch to Vegas
Things you swear you'd do before you die
It's the city of love that waits for you
But you're too damn scared to fly
[Chorus x2:]
Hit the lights
Let the music move you
Lose yourself tonight
Come alive
Let the moment take you
Lose control tonight
It's the time that you totally screwed up
Still you're tryna get it out your brain
It's the fight you had when you didn't make up
It's the past that you're dying to change
It's all the money that you're saving
While the good life passes by
It's all the dreams that never came true
'Cause you're too damn scared to try.
[Chorus x2:]
Hit the lights
Let the music move you
Lose yourself tonight
Come alive
Let the moment take you
Lose control tonight
It's a mad, mad world
Gotta make an escape
It's a perfect world
When you go all the way
Hit the lights
Let the music move you
Lose yourself tonight
So let's go (go, go, go) all the way
Yeah let's go (go, go, go) night and day
From the floor to the rafters
People raise your glasses
We could dance forever
[Chorus:]
Hit the lights
Let the music move you
Lose yourself tonight
Come alive
Let the moment take you
Lose control tonight
It's a mad, mad world
Gonna make an escape
It's a perfect world
When you go all the way
Hit the lights
Let the music move you
Lose yourself tonight
Austin:"Why do we speak?"
Ally:"That reminds me o-"
Cut off by Jerry's hand on her mouth
Jerry:"No, it doesn't."
Ally pulls Jerry's hand off of her mouth
Ally:"Jerry, I know you know, but i don't want to know, even if i already know, but why does your hand smell like shit?"
Jerry:"I helped Ratliff potty train the penguin."
Kim:"Jerry, here"*Hands him hand sanitizer.*
Ally:"Why is Dez so quiet?"
Austin:"He thought it would be better if he didn't say anything, he was REALLY tired of you guys singing."
Ally:"Thanks, Dez. I feel so loved."(Sarcasm)
~~Then Riker bursts through the door with a pickle in his mouth and peanut butter in his hair~~
Riker:"Don't ask, just hide me."
Kim:"Why would we need to hide you?"
~~Then Rocky bursts through the door with 'LOSER' written all over his face with sharpie~~
Kim:"...never mind."
Rocky:"WHERE IS RIKER?!"
Dez:"Not sitting over there in the closet." *Points to Riker who is in the closet.*
Riker walks out then hits the back of Dez's head before running out of the room.
Ally:"ONE QUESTION! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
Rocky:"YOLO!"
Kim:"I knew it."
Then they head to bed