THE LONG WAITED CHAPTER 4
Okay, so back to where we left off at. Alexander the Faggot has clawed his eyes out as a present for Sgt. Carmanderr. She gets creeped out and leaves. The gay ass piece of shit nigger finally realizing she has left is disappointed. " Aw man, i think she left. What the donkey shit am i going to do with these? I can't put them back in my eye sockets...hmm." The faggot thinks of a way to get rid of his eye balls. *DING* Alexander has thought of a great idea! "I can donate these right? I can! Okay! LET US GO!" he screams to himself. Alexander walks all the way to the donation clinic and walks through the automatic doors. As we know Alex is a clumsy ass faggot, so something is bound to happen. (OH! i think i spoke too soon...) Alex trips on absolutely NOTHING and breaks both of his ankles. (WOW! thanks faggot.) Okay so, Alex slowly drags himself all the way to the front desk and fills out the forms for donation. After all that boring stuff, Alexander is moved into a room and strapped onto a chair. The unknown person that straps him down starts to strip Alexander. Alexander is a faggot, so he gets extremely confused since all of this is escalating too quickly. The unknown person starts to speak "HEY FAAAAAAAAAAAAGOT! I need you to suck on your own dick and finger yourself, okay?" Alexander, the bewildered dumbfuck says "Okay, sure!" (Dumbass -.-). So Alexs starts to suck on his own dick and finger his asshole. Alexander starts to pick up the pace *SLURP SLURP* *AHH~* *CHOKE*. The faggot suddenly blasts out a ton of shit all over his hand. The shit is watery and really gooey, So Alexander decides to rubs his shit all over himself and also starts to lick it. "MMMMMHM~ All this shit is delicious, tastes like last nights dinner!~" Alex says. Alex suddenly feels a surge of power coming from inside of him, his nipples start to stretch and spin out of control like bulbasaur's vine whips. Since it's his nipples are spinning uncontrollably fast, it accidentally whipped Alexander in the face and knocks him out...
"ALEXANDER! ALEXANDER! FAGGOT! YOOOOO! FAAAGGOT!"
Alexander slowly opens his eyes and jerks his head back to the screaming. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT?!" Alex screams. Alexanders vision is still blurry and tries to adjust to the figure screaming at him. His eyes slowly adjust and he sees his mom...yelling at him...why? "ALEXANDER! WHY DAH FACK YOU SUCK ON YOUR COCK AND FALL ASLEEP HUH?!" Alex's mom yells. Alex analyzes his surroundings and sees that his pants are down, it's 2 in the afternoon, and his dick is dangling out of his pants. Alexander clears his mind and tries to remember what happened. ~hmm i was just sucking on my own cock, then i started choking... and suddenly i blacked out~ "Oh shit, did i pass out while sucking on my own cock? That means... everything was a dream?"
THE END!
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