~~On the bus~~
Riker:"Ok, so this is the plan. We head on stage dance, sing, perform, and then to the meet and greet. After that we head back on the bus, and since we are all on the same bus, we could do the next thing together: WE are going to have a full on jam session to put on live TV. Got it."
All of them except Ally nod
Ally makes a little talking motion with her hand
Ally:"Yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, yaka, TV. That's all I heard."
Riker looks at her weird
Ally:"WHAT? All I did is not understand what you said."
Rocky:"Yet, you can still spell your own name."
Ratliff:"I beg to differ."
Ally:"Wanna bet?"
Ratliff:"Yes."
He hands her a paper and pencil and she starts writing her name
Ally:"SEE I told you I co- Oh wait, too many 'A's. Is there an 'e' in my name?"
Rocky:"I stand corrected."
Ratliff:"Show me your paper."
Ally holds up her paper and points to what was supposed to be her name
Dez:"Spell your name."
Ally:"A-A-L-L-Y-E."
Dez face-palms
Ally:"There's a 'z' in there isn't there."
Ally looks at her paper
Dez:"I can spell my name."
Ally:"Spellz it." (A/N: I speak like that too, i add 'z's to the end of my wordz)
Dez:"D-E-Z."
Kim:"WOW. It has a brain."
Ally:"Actually, we do not refer to Dez as 'it' but as 'that', because it would be grammarly rude to refer to a noun as 'it' ."
Trish:"Yet, you can't spell your name?"
Jack:"I know right."
Riker:"Sorry to be a pooper, but we have a concert in Detroit in 2 hours."
Ally:"What's the plan?"
Riker:"Ok, so this is the plan. We head on stage dance, sing, perform, and then to the meet and greet. After that we head back on the bus, and since we are all on the same bus, we could do the next thing together: WE are going to have a full on jam session to put on live TV. Got it."
Ally:"Huh?"
Ratliff:"Let me put this in a way you will understand. Wez doez ourz concert, then wez singz for thez live TV."
Ally:"I get it now."
Rocky:"HOW do you speak girl?"
Ratliff:"I speak Ally. Not girl, saying I speak girl would be rude."
Ally:"That was offensive on SO many levelz."
Kira:"YO! Checkz it out youz."
They all look at Kira weird
Kira:"I have been spending WAY too much time with Ally."
Ally:"Yoz, I can spell my name."
Riker:"Suuuuuuuuuuuuure."
Ally:"R-A-L-P-H. Right?"
Ratliff:"Hey, Ralph, can you go get me a soda?"
Everyone burst out laughing as they get to Detroit.
