Harry Potter is getting sick and tired of everyone not being brave enough to say the name "Voldemort" and everyone stops him before he can say it more than twice

finally a young pretty girl from Slytherin confronts him in the Great Hall in front of everyone about it

"Potter! No one cares how bad your childhood was or how ignorant you are! What we do care about is that you have been warned countless times not to say the Dark Lord's name!" The pretty-faced girl spat

'pretty-faced or pug-faced? I think someone lied to me' Harry thought at first

"Listen Panties, I don't care how scared you guys are, I'm not going to stop calling the Dork Lord by his made up name...Voldemort!" Harry responded causing all of the Hufflepuffs to faint on the spot and a few Ravenclaws to throw up. The Slytherins hissed and the Gryffindor's looked ready to charge into battle behind their 'Golden Boy'

"The name is Pansy! Not Panties! and you need to stop right now before you get us all in trouble! You don't know what You-Know-Who is capable of!" The girl shrieked

Harry quirked a brow "Who?"

"You-Know-Who!"

"No, I don't. Who are you talking about?"

"Potter stop toying with me!"

"Ooooh! You mean Voldemort!"

"POTTER!" Dumbledore's eyes were twinkling so brightly that the Ravenclaws that had turned away from Harry were instantly blinded and the Gryffindors who were caught in the crossfire were left disorientated. The Slytherins had started to duck underneath their table, as for the rest of the staff...well they just kinda sat there uselessly.

"Don't say his name again Potter, I swear if you do...I'll hex you!"

"Oooooo, so scary Panties...Voldemort!"

Harry was about to laugh at the pale-faced girl...who was somehow still pretty...when the lights in the Great Hall flickered and the room went dark.

An organ could now be heard playing a fast-paced tune and the sound of mad laughter echoed off the walls

Harry could only watch in awe and terror as the very ground began to shake and split apart. Green eerie light glowed from the cracks and Harry could briefly make out a shadow that was racing through them, as if it was flying underneath the floor.

All at once, right in front of Dumbledore's table, the floor was shoved upwards and Voldemort seems to rise up out of the debris a large maniacal grin on his paler-than-usual face

Harry also noticed something else that was different about the killer-of-his-parents, Voldemort was wearing a black and white pin-striped outfit.

Another thing he noticed was that Voldemort had hair...yellow, dry, dead, hair...but hair nonetheless.

Voldemort continued rising and Harry noticed that he seemed to be standing on top of some sort of demented carousel that had the same black and white color scheme as the Dark Lord's clothes.

Finally as the Voldemort neared the ceiling of the Great Hall he let out a bark of laughter and grinned down at the Hogwart's population and said only one thing

"It's showtime!"