Pains of Nursing
Episode 2:Worst day of Boland's life
Disclaimer:I don't own Boland,Stego,Timesplitters,Gun,Hidden Invasion,Silent Hill,Fear,Grand theft auto,Haunting Ground,Dead space,Pingu,Donkey Ollie,Dora the explorer,Duke Nukem,Care bears,Red Faction,Alone in the Dark,Legend of Spyro,Alan Wake,Metro 2033,Resident Evil. I own many other characters.
A few years before the other Pains of nursing stories,Boland was over at Stego's house. They were playing Timesplitters. Boland was playing as Captain Ash while Stego played as the Harry Tipper. They were playing deathmatch in the Chinese restaurant. In case your wondering (fat chance),Boland is 2 and Stego is 3. They were both wearing strapped plastic diapers because,they're toddlers (UH-DUH).
Boland blew up a bot with a rocket launcher,but was shot in the back by Stego's Double barreled shotgun. Boland respawned with just a lousy Blunderbuss. He was killed again,this time,by Stego's Scifi Autorifle's grenade launcher. Stego started killing bots with his dual Miniguns,but was attacked from behind by Boland's Raygun. In the end,Stego won,but suffered some embarrassing deaths from Boland.
"I wish they would make some kind of device where you could get cheat codes,like infinite ammo for the PS2." Boland said,drinking from his bottle.
"There's about as much chance of that as there is a Timesplitters 3." Stego said.
Boland threw his bottle away.
"Warm milk reminds me of wet diapers." he said.
"Funny you say that."Stego said,pointing at Boland's diaper.
Boland looked down and saw a wet spot on his diaper.
"I haven't made a prediction like that since I played hidden Invasion."he said.
Flashback...
Boland was at home,playing his PS2 and the said game. He was in this basement and these goons were shooting at him through doors.
"This is gonna be the worst game ever."
A few days later,when he got his gameinformer,he was right. It got a 1 out of 10.
Present...
Stego's mom answered the phone.
"I hope it's not Walter guy again,he's been calling me ever since I found those red pages." Stego whispered to Boland.
Stego's mom ran out from the kitchen.
"Boland,your mom's having the baby!" She said. Boland frowned.
"Oh,that." he said.
"Wait,don't dinosaurs hatch from eggs?" Stego asked.
"Yes,but Leon changed things around so it isn't." Boland answered.
"She wants you there!" Stego's mom said.
"Can you change my diaper first?" Boland asked,but she grabbed them both and threw them in the car.
They sped towards the hospital. She almost ran over Niko Bellic from Grand theft Auto 4,who was murdering an old woman.
"You don't seem very psyched about this." Stego said.
"My parents are already negligent enough without the baby,it's gonna be hell with it." Boland said,scratching his crotch.
Later,they got to the hospital. Stego's mom dragged them inside and on the elevator. It stopped at the 3rd floor and Beckett from F.E.A.R 2:Project origin got on.
"Oh my god,do you see her? She won't leave me alone!" Beckett said in a crazy manner. They reached the 90th floor and Stego's mom dragged them off.
"THERE SHE IS AGAIN!" Beckett yelled as the doors closed. While dragging Boland and Stego through the Hallway,they passed several other rooms.
"Take 5 of these every day and your images of your dead girlfriend will be gone in a month." A doctor said to Isaac Clarke from Dead Space.
"Have you seen Beckett? He got loose again." One doctor said to another.
"Kaufman,where is that damn hidden room again?" Dahlia Gillespie asked Dr. Kaufman.
"Go to the basement,in the storage room and theres cabinet that's hiding a door,the entrance is in there." he replied.
"Good,now if only I had a way to keep the demon nurses away. AAAAHHHHH!" She said as she and Kaufman ran away from a possessed nurse. Finally,they arrived at Boland's mothers room. His dad,uncle and pregnant aunt were all there.
"Hi mom." Boland said,unenthusiastically.
"Can we see the little angel?" Stego's mom said.
"Yes,he's right here." she said,unfolding the blanket around her baby. It was the same color as Boland.
"Oh she's so cute!" Stego's mom said. Her baby got angry all of the sudden and pulled down the front of his diaper.
"Oh,he's a boy." Stego's mom said as the baby pulled his diaper back on.
"I did that same thing when I was his age." Boland's dad said.
"Is there a nurse around here that can change me?" Boland asked,starting to get a rash.
"He's like your evil twin Boland." Stego said.
"What did you name him?" Stego's mother asked.
"I called him Andrew." Boland's mom said.
"Why?" Stego asked.
"Because thats what the author named him." She said.
"Alright seriously,I need a new diaper. I feel like my butts on fire." Boland said. Andrew threw his diaper at him. Everyone laughed.
"You know what,screw you. I'm gonna find a nurse." Boland said as he walked down the hall and found a nurse standing there.
"Excuse me miss? Can you change me if your not occupied?" he asked. The Nurse turned around,revealing her to be a faceless demon nurse from Silent Hill.
"You know what,I'm alright,thanks anyway." Boland said as he tried walking away. The nurse grabbed and picked him up by his diaper and carried him into a rusty restroom.
"It still looks better than an average High school bathroom." he said as the nurse dropped him on a diaper changing station. She pulled out a drill and turned it on. Boland peed himself some more as she moved it towards him. Closer and closer,right into...
…...a loose screw that was holding the station up. But Boland didn't know it,he passed out from terror.
Later...
Boland jolted awake in his bedroom. He was in a fresh pinned diaper and his green sleeper.
"Thank god,it was just a dream." He said as he tried going back to sleep. Then he heard the most terrifying noise ever,an Infant crying. It was his little brother,Andrew. He covered his ears with a pillow but he could still hear it. He put in ear plugs and he could still hear it. He slammed his head on the frame of his bed in frustration. Unaware that the crying was in his head,his Little brother was actually asleep.
The next morning,Boland was on his preschool bus. He was wearing his black t shirt with a blue diaper cover. Stego sat down next to him,decked in a blue sweatshirt and black pants.
"I love that sweatshirt." Boland said to Stego.
"So,how's your brother doing?" Stego asked,drinking on the bus.
"Ugh,he's like that big dumb guy from haunting ground,annoying." Boland said.
"Uggghhhh." Said Debilitas,whose was sitting in the seat behind theirs.
"No offense." Boland said as he sat back down.
"My little bro's a fag." Stego said.
"Aren't all ours?" Boland said.
"No,I mean he's really gay. I've seen him watch the Logo channel and hangs pictures of Big strong guys in his room." Stego said.
"Well guess what,my little brother is an attention hog. When I woke up,I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. The bone stuck out and everything. I went to show my parents but,they were to busy watching Andrew as he smashed my limited edition Master chief's helmet with a chair leg." Boland said.
"But your arm looks fine now." Stego said. Boland bent it the other way.
"Ohhh." Stego said again. Anyway,Boland went through an average day of school which I'm not gonna write about because I'm very busy. When Boland got home and came through the door,his parents were trying to feed Andrew.
"Great,this reminds me of the time when Eleanor abandons you on Bioshock 2." He said.
Flashback.
Delta and Eleanor walked up to the glass window of the life boat.
"Father,I'll heat the engine up,you hold off the Splicers." She said before teleporting in the water chamber.
"Wait,I forgot to prepare my traps!" Delta cried. A swarm of Splicers entered the room and Delta forgot to upgrade his weapons and plasmids,so he died quickly.
End Flashback.
Boland sat down in the living room. His mother came in with Andrew.
"Honey,can you watch Andy while we get some more baby suppiles?" She asked.
"No." Boland said.
"Good,change him if he's wet." She said as she set Andrew down right next to Boland,before leaving.
"I said no,are you fucking deaf?" He yelled. Andrew started crying.
"Oh will you shut up?" Boland asked Andy. He stopped for a brief second before resuming. He grabbed Boland by the waist.
"Get off,your getting your disease ridden tears all over me." He yelled. He tried pushing Andrew off,but they both fell off the couch. Boland drug himself over to the tv and turned it on. Pingu was on. Andrew stopped crying when he saw it.
"Thank god for these children shows." Boland whispered to himself. Then a giant Walrus ate Pingu with blood flying everywhere. Andrew got scared and started crying again. Boland changed the channel to Adventures of Donkey Ollie. Andrew stopped crying again until Ollie was brutally killed by lions and started crying again. Boland changed it to Dora the explorer. He stopped crying again.
"At least this show doesn't have anything scary in it." Boland whispered to himself. Then a Zombie attacked Dora and splattered blood all over the screen. Andrew cried again.
"Oh for Fucks sake." He said. Andrew pulled the strap of Boland's diaper cover,which made it fall off.
"Hey,get off!" Boland yelled. Then Andrew grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled him on the floor. He stopped crying and laughed. He fell on his back and laughed so hard,it made him wet himself. Boland looked over to him,and saw the wet spot on his diaper.
"Oh man,at least he isn't crying." He thought to himself. Then Andrew started crying because of his wet diaper. Andy started to crawl away but Boland grabbed him by the edge of his diaper. He tried to pulled him,but he actually pulled off Andrew's diaper,falling back while doing it. Andrew sat down and Laughed,naked. Boland took off his shirt and wrapped it around Andy,so he wouldn't piss on the floor.
"It's a good thing this isn't my limited edition Portal shirt." He said. Then his dad came by.
"Oh,Boland,Andrew drooled all over that special shirt of yours." He said before walking away. Boland,angry as hell,dragged Andrew over to a Changing pad and took off the shirt. He reached for the powder,but Andrew tried crawling away again,so he grabbed him by his leg. Andrew kicked Boland with his other leg. Boland fell back on his diapered rear.
"You little Bastard!" Boland screeched. He grabbed Andrew by his arms and tried to hold him down,while Andy struggled. Boland barely applied the powder before Andrew kicked him in his groin. Even though his junk wasn't fully developed,it still hurt like crap. Boland recoiled in pain,clutching his groin. Andrew laughed as Boland slid the new diaper under him. Boland folded the diaper around Andrew and inserted the safety pin. Andrew kicked Boland in the chest,knocking his wind out,before crawling off. Boland felt his diaper,it was wet.
"Kicked my piss out." He said to himself. He got up and went looking for his dad. As he went upstairs,he wet his diaper more. It started to become heavy.
"Screw dad,I can change myself." He said to himself. He entered his room and locked the door. He unstrapped his diaper,letting it fall on the floor. He walked in front of the mirror and looked at himself.
"Eat your heart out,Duke Nukem." He said. He reached into his drawers,which had a massive collection of diapers. He grabbed a cloth one and laid it on the floor. He sat on it and tried to fold it on himself,but he pulled it out from under him. He tried again,but jabbed himself with the safety pin this time. He wrapped it around his legs,had the tail hole in front and even wrapped it around his torso,taking a scene out of that one episode of the Care Bears. As he fell down,he saw that Andrew was sitting in the corner of the room,watching him while sucking his thumb.
"What the-" Boland said,while trying to cover himself. He stood up,holding the diaper in front of him.
"Get the hell out of my room!" He yelled. Andrew didn't budge. Boland's rage was similar to that of Kratos' from God of war 3. He pulled out the blade of Olympus and cut Andrew vertically in half. Unfortunately,this was just in his mind. Boland wrapped a towel around himself and opened his door.
"You better be gone by the time I get back!" He screeched at Andy. He went into the bathroom and got in the shower. He closed the curtain,not wanting to be seen naked,like that retarded guy in Heavy Rain,which still gave Boland nightmares. As the painfully hot water hit him,his rage seemed to melt away. He got out of the shower and dried himself off. As he looked in the mirror,he saw Alyessa from Silent Hill origins.
"How the hell did you get in my mirror?" He asked. She touched it,leaving a bloody handprint. He touched it and entered a twisted version of his world. A Reptilian creature stormed the room.
"Andy?" He griped. The beast roared.
"Sorry I've been mean to you." He said before he quickly touched the glass again and reentered his world. He smashed the mirror. Then he went back into his room,Andrew was gone. Calmed down,he threw off his towel and opened his drawer,which was fucking empty.
"Where did all my nappies go?" He said,trying to amuse the reader. He ran into the hallway and heard movement in his brother's room. He stormed in and saw that his dad was putting all his diapers in Andrew's drawer. Andrew was sitting in his crib.
"Dad! Those are mine." Boland yelled.
"Your brother needs some too,your mother will get you-" His dad said before looking over at Boland.
"I thought I told you never to run around naked." His dad said. Boland realized he was still naked and pulled his tail between his legs in front of his groin.
"Can you please change me?" Boland asked.
"Alright,you've been kind of left out today,haven't you?" His dad said. But Boland thought he said:
"Alright,you brother doesn't need anything so I have a few seconds to pay attention to you."
Boland's dad powdered and diapered him. When he got up,Andrew was missing from his crib.
"The demon escaped!" Boland yelled,pointing at the crib.
"Ha,I used to do that all the time when I was his age." Dad said.
"Did you do everything he does?" Boland asked,un-bunching his diaper.
"Most likely." His dad said.
"Whatever,I'm playing Red Faction,I doubt they'll make a third game for that,let alone a fourth,plus comic series." Boland said as he went downstairs. Then,when he reached the living room,he saw something that almost brought out the urge to kill. He saw Andrew,playing HIS PS2! He was playing Timesplitters,in the Spaceship arcade level as Gretel.
"YOU LITTLE BASTARD! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PS2!" Boland growled. Andrew sat upside down on the couch. His dad came down.
"Dad,he's playing my game!" Boland tattled.
"Well,isn't that cute. I did-" His dad started.
"I know,you did the same thing when you were his age. He's playing on my Profile,I'll prove it." Boland said,as he swiped the controller from Andrew and went to the main menu and found that Andrew made his own profile named "tjdindgffn".
"That can't be,Gretel isn't available by default." Boland said. Andrew took the controller back and went to the story mode menu,showing all the levels he unlocked.
"You even beat it on hard!?" Boland said,jaw dropped and almost wetting himself. Andrew stuck his tongue out again. Their mom came home,carrying six bags of diapers.
"Is that my baby playing a game!?" She said. Boland hoped he wouldn't be allowed to play it.
"I can't believe it! He can play games,not even 1 yet!" She said as she hugged Andrew,who was trying to play the game.
"This kid has got to go." Boland said to himself. Later that evening,Boland got on his computer and typed in "how to kill your infant brother and make it look like an accident" on Bing. Surprisingly,there were 10,000 results. Before he could click on anything,he heard the sound of his door's hinges. He quickly turned around and saw nothing except an open door. He turned back towards his computer screen and came face to face with Andrew's diapered rear,who was looking at his computer screen. Boland fell back in terror and wet himself,again. Andrew turned around and sat down at the edge of Boland's desk.
"You fucking infant!" Boland screeched. He looked at Andrew's eyes and saw they were taunting him. Boland grabbed Andrew by the back of his diaper.
"You are a menace to society!" He said as he set Andrew down. Then he kicked him as hard as he could on the head. Andrew fell back and was on the verge of tears. Boland realized that was a mistake. He ran over to Andrew and tried comforting him.
"Thats just a new way to say "I love you",please don't cry,I'll give you my PS2,please don't cry,You can have all my diapers,just please,don't cry,I'm begging you!" Boland said. Unfortunately,Boland's fate was sealed,Andrew let out the loudest cry he had ever made since his last 36 hour life. Their mother came tearing up the stairs and smashed through Boland's door. She saw the bruise on Andrew's head and Boland kneeling next to him.
"What did you do to him!?" His mother screeched. Boland put on the sweetest face he could make (which still isn't much) and faced his mother.
"Little Andrew sneaked into my Room. I set him on my desk to show him my computer,but he fell off and hurt his head." Boland said in his sweetest voice (which also isn't much). Andrew almost threw up after the sickening display of acting. Boland's mother grabbed Boland,sat down on his his bed,pulled off his diaper and spanked him with her iron like hands. Andrew laughed at him so much that he wet his diaper. Boland's mother spanked him over 100 times,before putting his diaper back on.
"And let that be a lesson to you about hurting your brother. Come on honey,lets get you in a dry diaper." His mother said to him and to his brother as she carried him out. Boland tried to sit down at his computer,but his butt hurt so much,he couldn't bare it. He reached in his drawer and grabbed another diaper,which he put over his own,so he could sit down.
The next morning,Boland's mom and dad took Andrew to the park,while he had to be baby sit by This teenager because he was bad. Her name was Rena (16 purple female allosauraus). Boland still had to wear 2 very thick diapers to sit down. He was hungry for revenge,he would stop at nothing to get to the park to kill Andrew. Rena was on the phone,chatting away like any other teenage babysitter. Boland could easily slip out of the house without her knowing,but he wanted to be safe. He shot her in the neck with a modified M9 tranquilizer dart,knocking her out. He threw a bunch of empty beer cans on the floor to cover his tracks.
Once outside,he got his tricycle out,which had bottle rockets attached to it. He lit them and sped down the sidewalk,knocking down several bystanders. He narrowly avoided a manhole. Soon,he saw the gate to the park,unfortunately,he crashed into the wall. He ditched his bike and slipped into the bushes. He peered through them,with an evil look on his face. He saw his family,sitting under a tree. Andrew was in his playpen. Boland moved closer. Edward Carnby from Alone in the dark ran away from a Humanz down the sidewalk in front of Boland's bush.
"I hate it when I have to open my jacket to equip my weapons,why couldn't they give me a normal inventory system?" He cried as they ran off. Boland set up his first trap,a pungi trap,covered by leaves with a lollipop on it. He retreated in the bushes and waited. Andrew,who was sucking on his pacifier,saw the lollipop. Thinking it was pretty,he climbed over the fence of his playpen and started crawling towards it. Boland's excitement grew rapidly.
"Yes,yes,yes." He said to himself. Andrew simply took the lollipop and crawled back to his playpen.
"What!?" Boland yelled to himself. He got over to the pungi trap and pressed on it. It didn't collapse.
"Oh well." Boland said as he moved to his next plan. Meanwhile,Edward ran over it and fell in,impaled on the pungi sticks. Boland's next trap a series of bouncing betty landmines. He placed a caramel cream in the middle of them and in a nearby tree.
"Just a little off the top." Boland joked to himself. Andrew saw the caramel and crawled towards it. He triggered the bouncing bettys and the exploded,harmlessly above him.
"Mother fucker!" Boland yelled as he fell out of the tree and onto someone,he looked at who it was.
"Hey,your Spyro from the original Spyro games." Boland said,unfortunately,The fall must have killed Spyro. Boland got up and shoved the corpse in the bushes. Boland laid his next trap,a spiked log held up by a string tripwire. Boland hid in the bushes again.
"Theres no way he can avoid that." Boland said. He heard the trap spring. Excited,he ran out to see. It wasn't Andrew unfortunately,It was Artyom from Metro 2033.
"What are you doing in a park?" Boland asked.
"I was looking for that playground where I see the hallucination of-" Artyom started.
"I get it! I get it!" Boland yelled angerly as he pushed Artyom deeper in the spikes,killing him,then leaving. His next trap was his last,a catapult buried in the sand box,that would hurl Andrew into the nearby lake,where he would attach weights to him so he would drown. Boland slipped into his swim diapers (which he also had to wear 2 of) and slipped into the water,watching Andrew through a telescope.
Andrew crawled into the sandbox and started building sand castles. Boland prayed it would work. The catapult flung Andrew into the lake and drifted in front of Boland. Boland moved to tie the weight around Andrew,but Andrew kicked him in the face. Boland got angry and tried again,but Andrew pulled the tube out of Boland's Scuba tank. Boland started choking and swam for the surface behind these weeds,while Andrew held on to his tail. Boland broke through the water and took a big breath. He watched Andrew crawl away with his soaked diaper. His mother picked him up.
"Goodness,you really had to go." She said as she changed him. "It's about time to go."
Boland realized that he had to get home before them. But how? Boland remembered that he killed Spyro. He ran back to his corpse and tore off his wings. He climbed up a tree and jumped off,flapping them. He fell on the back of his family's car and rode it home. When it stopped,Boland climbed into his bedroom window. He quickly threw off his wet diapers and slipped into his green sleeper. He painfully lied down on his bed,pretending to be asleep.
"Rena! What is the meaning of this!?" He heard his mom yell downstairs. He chuckled a bit.
"Mrs Sanders,I don't know what-" Rena said.
"Get out! I'm never hiring you again." His mom yelled.
"All you teenagers are the same,partying everywhere." His dad said. The door slammed with a thud. He heard someone coming upstairs he tried to look as cute as possible. His mother came in.
"He looks so cute when he wets himself." His mother said. She closed the door.
"Wet myself?" Boland thought. He opened his eyes and looked at his crotch,it was soaking wet.
"Damn it! I should have thrown a diaper on first." He said as he threw off his sleeper and tried to get another diaper on,but he still couldn't. He threw it on the floor and grabbed a backpack from his closet. He threw his clothes,his books and any other diapers in it. He picked up his first diaper and taped it to his waist. He put on a pair of blue shorts and a gray t-shirt.
"I'm outta here. I'm gonna live in the wilderness like the dudes from Final Fantasy 4." He said to himself.
Flashback...
Cecil,Rosa,Kain,Rydia,and Yang were all gathered around a camp fire in front of a tent.
"Cecil,why couldn't we just stay at the inn?" Rydia said,swatting away bugs.
"Are you kidding? They charge 500 gil per person. I have better things to do with my money." Cecil said,holding a marshmallow on a stick over the fire.
"Like that show girl thing at the pub?"Rosa asked suspiciously.
"That was just one time,I reloaded the last save game." Cecil said as he took a bite out of his marshmallow.
"I agree with Cecil." Yang said.
"Finally." Cecil said.
"How else is he gonna bribe Rosa to do him?" Yang said. Cecil spit out his marshmallow.
"What? Shes my girlfriend! I'm her only love!" Cecil said.
"Tell that to Kain!" Rydia said,pointing to Kain.
"Kain!?" Cecil barked.
"Uhhhhh,well,you see..."Kain said.
"Kain and I got really drunk with Baccus cider while he was working for Golbez and when he wasn't looking,we made out." Rosa said. Cecil was speechless for several moments. He whipped out his Sword of Legend and tackled Kain.
"I'm actually glad we stayed out tonight,You can't see this stuff at the inn." Yang said.
End Flashback..
Boland climbed out of his window and jumped on his parents car. The alarm went off so he quickly jumped off and hid in the garbage pail. His dad came out to investigate.
"Damn cats,leaving claw marks on my Honda Element." He said as he went back inside. Boland got out of the garbage and walked to his destination,the forest. He sucked in his chest and walked in. After a few seconds,he stepped on a bear trap.
"COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING HUNTERS!" He screamed in pain. He pried the trap apart and pulled his leg out. It bled profusely. He tied a string around his leg and twisted it with a stick. The bleeding stopped,but his leg also fell off. He put it in his back pack and limped further in the forest. After about 5 minutes,he tried to make a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.
"How the hell is anyone supposed to do this?" He asked himself. Then,it started to rain.
"Oh come on!" He yelled at the sky. He wandered further in the forest,his clothes soaking wet.
"That little fucker,I can't believe it's come to this. Why the hell did my parents have another child? All those children's shows try to comfort older siblings into being good older brothers and hide the fact that it never works that way. I should have just choked Andrew in his-WHOA!" Boland muttered as he tripped over a plastic chair that stood by 2 tents.
"Oh my god,It's a miracle! Thank you GOD! Thank you!" He said as he unzipped one of the tents and narrowly avoided an axe to the face. He fell back as a bunch of guys bathed in darkness came out from the tents.
"I'm Carl Stucky,nice to meet you." One of the said as he threw a knife into Boland's shoulder. Boland turned and ran but bumped right into a huge guy.
"Remember to extinguish all smoking material." He said as he revved his chainsaw. Boland backed against a tree,peeing himself.
"Veterans drink free!" Another said as he threw several knives at Boland and narrowly pinned his clothes to the tree.
"Please do not feed the wildlife." The one with the chainsaw said as he lifted it in the air. Boland had never been this terrified in his life. He quickly tore off his clothes and ran away,in just his diaper. The tape holding it up got wet and came off,causing it to slip if Boland had not grabbed it. It also got wet from the rain,becoming heavy. He soon emerged from the forest and saw that the rain was coming from The sprinklers of Leon XIII's mansion.
"Rich assholes." Boland said to himself as a knife caught his diaper and yanked it away. He ran past the guy from Saints Row.
"Your the man brother!" He yelled. Boland kept running until he got back to his house and climbed back into his window. He closed and locked it and sat down,dripping wet and naked.
"I am never subjecting myself to nature again." He said. He saw movement in the corner of his room. It turned out to be Andrew,in his light blue sleeper,crawling towards him.
"What the hell do you want from me?" Boland asked angerly. Andrew sat down,making a crinkle noise. He was sucking on his pacifier as he held out a fresh diaper to Boland.
"I don't need your diapers,you spoiled little bitch." Boland said as he got up and went over to his cabinet and pulled out a drawer. It was empty,he put the last of his diapers and most of his clothes in the backpack which he left behind in the forest. He had nothing else to wear so he turned to Andrew,who crawled back to his own room.
"Wait,I reconsidered!" Boland said as he quietly followed Andrew back. Andrew reached into the bottom drawer of his cabinet and pulled out a different diaper. It had pink straps and flowers on it. It was a girls diaper.
"You want me to wear that?" Boland asked,embarassed. Andrew nodded.
"Screw you,I can just take your diapers!" Boland said. Andrew got a brief look of anger on his face before he shifted to sadness. He took the pacifier out of his mouth and tears grew in his eyes. Boland knew he was going to let out one of his massive cries and alert his parents. Boland couldn't believe it,his brother held the ace.
"NO,please don't,I'll wear it." Boland said,taking the diaper from Andrew who put the pacifier back in his mouth. Boland swore he saw Andrew smile beneath his pacifier. Boland tried putting the diaper on himself,jumping on one leg. He fell over,Andrew giggled quietly before crawling over to Boland with baby powder. Boland laid still while Andrew diapered him,surprised that he did this better than himself. When the powder settled,Boland was wearing a girl diaper. He got up and tried to leave,but Andrew grabbed his tail.
"Hey,I'm wearing the the diaper,let me go." Boland said,fed up with Andrew's games. Andrew shook his head. Boland sat down as Andrew reached in his drawer again. This time he pulled out a pink sleeper,a pink skirt,pink dress,pink tank top,red bow,and pink overalls with white shirt. He laid them out in front of Boland.
"You can not be serious." Boland said,eying the clothes. Andrew nodded.
"Come on,I've suffered enough already." Boland argued. Andrew took the pacifier out of his mouth again.
"No,I'll wear them. Your a little prick,you know that?" Boland asked. Andrew put the pacifier back in his mouth as he nodded,while smiling heavily. Boland put on the girly sleeper,while Andrew watched with delight. Boland took the rest of his clothes back to his room,knowing he'd half to wear them until he had some new clothes. Andrew followed him.
"How long do I have to dress like this?" Boland asked,more embarrassed than Barack Obama when he almost cursed. Andrew crawled over to Boland's calender and drew a circle around October 31st.
"But...It's August 21st." Boland said,peeing his girl diaper. Andrew nodded.
"How are you gonna make me stay like this until then?" Boland asked. Andrew gave Boland a disk,a DVD. Boland put it in His computer's disk drive. It showed him wearing a pull up,looking at himself in the mirror.
"Some day,I'm gonna be able to wear these and control when I have to pee. I can't wait until then!" He said in the video. He jumped around in happiness. He started peeing in the pull up and,as he jumped around,it fell off and he was unaware of it. He stopped to look at himself in the mirror again. He saw his naked form and looked down.
"Oh well,theres always next year." He said,as he jumped around more. This was taken when he was like,one and a half. Boland knew that Andrew must have a copy of it and can post it on the internet whenever he wants.
"Fine,you win." Boland said miserably. Andrew,yawned and crawled back to his own room. Boland got into bed and was about to go to sleep when he saw CJ from grand theft auto:san andreas stealing his computer.
"Oh,sorry. I thought you was asleep." He said as he quickly ran outside. Boland looked out the window and saw CJ load it into a black boxville and drove off quickly. He sighed and went to sleep.
Boland awoke next morning and miserably got out of bed. When he looked at his feet,he noticed his sleeper was Green. Confused,he threw it off and saw he was wearing a boy diaper as well. His mother came into his room.
"Good Morning sweetie! I hope you slept well." She said as she hugged him.
"Mom? Are you feeling alright?" He asked. He was shocked to see Andrew WALK into his room,carrying a tray of expensive food.
"I thought my big bro might like a breakfast in bed." He said.
"I don't believe this." Boland said to himself. His dad came in.
"Hi son,I just bought you an Xbox!" His dad said. Boland was dumbfounded as he mother pulled out the back of his diaper.
"Your dry this morning. You know what that means?" She said.
"What?" Boland asked. Boland felt his diaper come off and something else put on him. He looked down and saw Andrew holding his diaper and saw a pull up on himself.
"Only the best for my big brother." Andrew said as he hugged Boland. Boland felt the waist of his pull up,it was the thing he wanted more than anything else.
"This...This...can't be happening." He thought. His mother and Father hugged him as well.
"This is the greatest day of-" Boland started before a loud cry shattered his dream. He found himself still in bed and dressed like a girl. His brother was crying.
"Am I just a toy for a being of superior power?" Boland asked himself.
Meanwhile...
I was writing this story at my desk,wearing just a diaper (and in my dino form if your not familiar with me) and chuckled when I wrote the last line.
Back to the story...
Boland miserably got out of bed and took off his girly pajamas. He put on the pink skirt/pink tank top combo. Then,after gathering his guts,he went downstairs. He took his seat at the table. Andrew wasn't there yet. His dad walked by and noticed how he was dressed.
"Son,you are aware that your wearing female clothes." His dad asked.
"Yes." Boland said,pissed off.
"Why?" His dad asked.
"Blackmail. I know what your going to say,the same thing happened to you." Boland said.
"Not exactly,I was forced to dress like a girl because my mother punished me for painting her cat pink." His dad said. His mother came down,carrying Andrew,who was still in his sleeper. She noticed Boland and was about to say something.
"Don't even ask." Boland said still pissed off. His mother set Andrew in his High chair. Andrew was trying very hard not to look directly at Boland,while trying to hold back lots of laughter. After a very humiliating day at school which was not included in the outline for this story,Boland miserably came home. As he walked in the living room,he saw Andrew playing his PS2 again. His father quickly ran by him and put on his trench coat.
"Dad,where are you going?" Boland asked,pulling his skirt down over his diaper.
"To the store,diaper shortage." His dad said.
"But,you stockpiled like 100 diapers." Boland pointed out as he took off his girl clothes.
"It's like ammo on Resident Evil 5,it looks like a lot,but you burn through it fast." His dad said as he left.
"Honey,could you keep an eye on your brother while I make dinner?" His mother shouted from the kitchen.
"No." Boland said,looking at the roses on his diaper.
"Good,your such a good brother." She said.
"Whoop de do." Boland muttered as he sat down on the couch and watched his brother plow through Half Life. Gordon Freeman encountered a Maw Man.
"Wait,don't shoot! This headcrab on my head is dead!" It cried before Gordon emptied 20 pistol rounds in it.
"Hey,are you gonna be finished soon? I wanna play Gun." Boland asked. Andrew turned around and shook his head.
"Come on,I just went through a fucking hailstorm of insults and need something to sooth my injuries." Boland said again. Andrew threw him a bottle of Asprins. Boland was furious,but he soon got an idea.
"Do you want your bottle?" He asked. Andrew looked at him confused,nodding. Boland ran into the kitchen and grabbed it. But before going back,he put a Laxative pill in it. He gave it to Andrew,who drank it very quickly. Boland waited patiently on the couch. Soon Andrew sat up and felt his stomach. He heavily defecated his diaper.
"Need changed?" Boland asked. Andrew nodded. Boland grabbed him and carried him upstairs and took him to his room. He laid Andrew on his changing table and took off his sleeper. Boland than removed his diaper and went over to the dresser.
"Damn,your out of diapers." Boland said. Andrew was somewhat distressed.
"Wait,you can use one of mine." He said again as he went in his room and grabbed a girl diaper. He diapered Andrew with it. Andrew was embarrassed.
"Damn it,I'm wet. Your good at changing,can you change me?" Boland said after looking in his diaper. Andrew Got down from the table as Boland laid down on the floor. Andrew took off his diaper and was about to powder him,but Boland kept moving around.
"Stop,that tickles." He said. Andrew grabbed one of his legs,but Boland kicked him in the face with the other. Andrew fell back and tried to crawl back over to Boland,but his diaper was stuck on something.
"You know that you just sat on a glue blot?" Boland said as he fell back laughing. Andrew boiled with rage. A karma meter from Infamous appeared on screen and filled to max. For a brief minute,Andrew gained the strength to stand up. He tore off the straps on his diaper and walked over to his dresser and pulled out a laptop form behind it. Boland noticed it and saw what was on it's screen. It was Youtube's uploader. All the sudden he scrambled to his feet and got on his knees in front of Andrew.
"Please,I'm sorry,I won't do it again." He begged. Andrew moved his cursor to the upload button.
"I'll dress like a girl for all of November and December too!" He offered. Andrew moved his finger closer to the left click button.
"You can use my computer's data limit!" Boland offered again. Andrew barely touched the button.
"Fine,you...can...have...my...ps2." Boland said,crying. Andrew moved his finger away from the button and smiled. He made Boland lay on his back and changed him. Boland also changed him as well.
3 years later...
Boland closed his detested family album. He was in his blue pull up,which he finally earned for being able to control his bowels and bladder.
"That truly was the worst day of my life. At least things are different now." He said. He threw the album in his trash bin and walked out of his room.
"Now I'm in charge. That snot nosed little brother of mine will never pull something like that on me ag-AaAAAhHHHh!" He screamed as he tripped on a string that was stretched out in front of the stairs. He fell down them very painfully. Andrew,the one who stretched the string,walked over to the top of the steps.
"Things have changed,your even more oblivious to my wraith than you were 3 years ago!" He said to Boland,who broke his leg.
The end,at least until the next episode.
I tried to make this part DL and part family guy. Please comment and tell me what you think.