Lips in! So so so sorry for this super late update. Here is your make-up chapter!
Herbert lifted his goggles, admiring his masterpiece.
"Klutzy, this is our best idea yet!"
Click a CLICK!
"No, of course I'm using the clones!"
CLIIIIIIIIICK?!
"Calm down, I won't hurt her. That is, if she decides to join me." Herbert chuckled evilly, picking up the masterpiece.
Click CLICK click clickety clickety klak clickety CLICK!
"Yes, I'm perfectly aware my last five...hundred plans have failed, but this one will get them!" Herbert protested.
Click!
Klutzy jumped up and down on the small computer screens surrounding Herbert's invention.
"Oh Klutzy, you think I forgot? I programmed this invention for Rookie,Dot, Jet Pack Guy, Gary, and the Director! That covers it!"
Click click?
Herbert smiled. "Klutzy, she's a clone! I have the real Penguingps frozen in ice right here in the lair!You think I'd let her go just like that? I'm going to use her against the agents! "
CLICK CLICK CLICK!
Klutzy jumped up and down enthusiastically.
Herbert smirked. "Yes, I know, I'm a GENIUS!"
Click click clickety klak?
"What?! A spider?! WHERE?!" Herbert shrieked, jumping up.
Klutzy fell over laughing!
Click-click-click-CLIIICK!
"Oh, very funny, dumb crab!" Herbert grumbled, putting away his tools into the toolbox.
A cold wind rustled the trees around Herbert's breeze, blowing away his blueprints.
Herbert chased is to the border of his cave, then smiled. "Don't need it!"
But he would soon regret letting all his notes and blueprints wander off out of the wilderness.
Ring-a-ding-ding, Ring-a-ding-ding, Ring-a-
Dot slammed the off button to her alarm clock five times angrily!
"I'm up!" She mumbled.
Then she heard a knock on her igloo door.
"Room service!" Said a high pitched voice.
"GPS, this isn't funny, you know!" Dot sighed, waddling over and opening the door.
"G-HERBERT?!" Dot shrieked.
Herbert was dressed in a maid disguise, with Klutzy inside a wash bucket.
"Surprise, my feathered friend!" Herbert swiftly brought out a metal net, with a purple, green, red, dark green, and blue feather in it.
Dot tried to sprint back into her room, but the net seemed to have some sort of weird magnetic affect on her, and she slid right into the net, passing out soon after.
Herbert smiled and closed the net, bringing out a purple button. He quickly pressed it, and Dot's clone teleported to the doorway.
"Begin." Herbert commanded.
The Dot clone saluted Herbert, then entered Dot's igloo, closing the door behind her.
"Everything is going according to plan." Herbert smiled.
"NO!" Rockhopper reached over the edge of the Migrator, but it was far too late.
His wife fell into the dark, stormy seas, and didn't pop back up.
Rockhopper quickly swung on a rope over to a life ring, tossing it into the sea.
"Please let ye be all right!" Rockhopper hoped aloud.
The life ring swished around in the area his wife had disappeared for several minutes.
"It be over now." Rockhopper took off his hat as a tear strolled down his cheek. "All over."
"LET YE REST IN PEACE" read the banner over the speaking stand.
Flowers bordered the main deck of the Migrator, a row of chairs, a banner, a speaking stand, and a microphone completed the funeral setup.
Ty, Yarr, and several of Rockhopper's pirate friends filled the row of chairs, holding tissues to their eyes.
Rockhopper waddled up to the speaking stand first.
"Ye be attendin' th' funeral o' me beloved captin!" Rockhopper began.
"She was a jolly soul, graceful, pretty, 'n' jolly hearted!"
The audience mumbled in agreement, then silenced.
" I loved her, 'n' it breaks me heart to spy wit me eye she's gone!"
The audience broke into sobs.
"But it be over now, 'n' we need move on!"
The audience managed a weak smile, then continued sobbing.
"If we can." Rockhopper whispered, stepping away from the speaking stand.
"Are you sure his name wasn't SHERBET?!" Falili the seal asked.
Jet Pack Guy sighed, shaking his head. "No, Falili. He was a polar bear. He HATED sherbet."
"Because it was his name?"
"NO!"
Falili put his fins together in discovery. "What about PERVERT?"
"NOOOOO!" Jet snapped. "Definitely NOT!"
"LERBERT?"
"Nope."
"SERBERT?"
"Never!"
"DAVID TENNANT?" (What? Where? I CALL DIBS!)
"Say what?!"
Jet Pack Guy stopped in his tracks.
"Nevermind." Falili sighed.
"HERBERT?"
"Falili, that's it! That's his name!"
"YAY! Wait, why are we looking for a polar bear named Herbert?"
Jet Pack guy scratched his head.
"I...I think he may have what I need."
Sorry if that was too short, I tried to make it a little bit decent! Again, if my posts aren't as frequent anymore, you can expect a 750 word or more make-up chapter like this afterwards! Lips Out!