A/N: I've been listening to the Glee Christmas Album and Amber sings a lot of the songs on it. Also Amber is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. Glee comes back the week after my birthday which is September 20th. Glee Does the Beatles comes out on September 24th and so does Agents of SHEILD: Level 7. Enough of my rambling, Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Cockiness by Rihanna if I did I would be living in a penthouse in L.A. with my fiancée Riker Lynch.
Santana's POV
"Come on Mercy. If we're going out we need to leave now." I was beyond ready to leave but Mercy couldn't find the right outfit. I told her just match with me. I was wearing a red corset top and black super skinny jeans with my red 'Fuck Me Pumps'. With my black varsity jacket that said 'Ana' on the back and my silver hoops. She was wearing a purple corset top and black skinny jeans with her black 'Fuck Me Pumps'. She was also wearing a black leather jacket and silver hoops. "How do I look?" she asked giving me a full body twirl. "You look sexy Merce. And me?" I twirled. "Perfect. Now let's go." She grabbed the keys to the Lexus she rented and her house keys. I grabbed both our purses and went to open the door. Who'll never guess who was at the door; the guy who knocked her on her ass and the guy who I guess is his friend. The best friend is really cute.
"What the hell do you want?" Mercy nudged me. We sorta argued with our eyes. "Sorry, she means how can we help you? Hey, you knocked me on my ass today." she gave a light chuckle. "There's nothing funny about that Mercy." I said a little annoyed. We were supposed to be leaving not fraternizing with the guy that made her fall. "I see you girls were on your way out, so I'll make this short. My name is Finn and this is my best bud Sebastian. We'd like to welcome you to the complex with an edible arrangement." He shoved the Edible Arrangement at Mercy. I reached across her to get it. I walked to the kitchen to put it in the fridge. I heard her introduce us. "I'm Mercy and that is Ana. Thanks a bunch. We were actually heading out. Would you like to join us?" I was back and beyond ready to go.
"Sure come we can have a few drinks. Sing a couple songs and get to know each other." I was trying to be polite since we were reinventing ourselves. Mercy actually looked surprised. "Sure we'd love to. Where you girls headed?" the one named Sebastian asked. "The Sugar Shack up the street. You know it?" Their faces perked up. "Of course we know it. We work there." I looked at Mercy who was looking up at Finn. She was literally looking up at him. The height difference between them was very comical. "What are we still standing here for? Let's make like bananas and split." Finn said finally addressing us as a whole. "Now hold up there Frakenteen. Mercy and I are good girls. We will drive our on cars and follow you guys up the street." His cheeks turned apple red. Sebastian and Mercy laughed. "Okay. Let's go then." He said. Mercy turned around to lock the door and we all began to walk down the hall in comfortable silence.
When we reached the parking lot, Sebastian had finally said something. "Do you want us to lead the way?" Mercy tossed me the keys. "Yeah, sure why not?" I said opening the car door. "Alright, let's go." Mercy and I got in the car. "They're really cute." She said as soon as we got in the car. "I guess they are. The Sebastian ones caught my eye."
Mercedes's POV
I knew it! You couldn't her me but I said it like Sofia Vegara. She pulled up and we got out of the car. I stepped foot in the place and immediately regretted it. It was dressed in red, pink, and purple drapes hearts and other shit. Ana's face read 'Fuck Me!'.
Your Spanish Lullaby.
"Everybody that was MacKenzie Sterling, singing La Isla Bonita by Madonna. Wasn't she wonderful?" the emcee asked. He had a horribly thick Irish accent. Ana, Finn, Sebastian, and I walked over to a booth. "I'm gonna go get some drinks. Anybody want anything?" Finn asked. "I'll take vodka with cranberry and she'll have peach Ciroc."
"Okay. Baz?" Sebastian looked up to Finn and said. "Get eight shots of tequila and I'll have the same as Mercy here." I smiled. "I'm going to go to the bathroom." I got up and walked to the music booth. Secretly I signed up Ana and I to sing karaoke. She was going to be mad but she'll get over it.
"Alright," the emcee said coming back up on stage, "next we have Mercy and Ana singing Cockiness by Rihanna." Ana looked so alarmed but went with the flow. We shrugged off our jackets and went up to the stage. "Are we gonna do the choreography?" I just shook my head yes. We were going to sexy this club up.
No One's POV
Ana Mercy Both
Place my wants and needs
Over your resistance
And then you come around
You come around
You come around
Mercy grabs onto Ana and move sexily with her. Ana caresses herself. Mercy moves her hand across Ana's boobs.
I want you to be my sex slave
Anything that I desire
Be one with my feminine
Set my whole body on fire
Ana touches Mercy's curves and they start to sway. Ana grabs Mercy from behind and runs her finger through her hair.
Fair maiden Mercy gate
Taking over your empire
She may be the queen of hearts
But Imma be the queen of your body parts
They stand center stage and caress themselves.
No one can do you
The way that I do
Boy I wa-a-ant
(Youuuuuu)
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
They touches their vaginas and their boobs.
Suck my cockiness
Lick my persuasion
Eat my words and then
Swallow your pride down, down
Go's out into the audience and over to Finn and Sebastian and they start fawning over them. Finn and Sebastian both turn cherry red.
Place my wants and needs
Over your resistance
And then you come around
You come around
You come around
Mercy pushes Ana down and walks her like a dog. Ana gets up and they walk back to the stage
I can be your dominatrix
Just submit to my every order
Enter my diamond matrix
Devour my golden flower
Ana grinds on Mercy and vice-versa.
Make me your priority
There's nothing above my pleasure
She may be the queen of hearts
But Imma be the queen of your body parts
They do the dance that Santana and Mike do in Blame It On The Alcohol.
(Youuuuuuuu)
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
Santana and Mercedes sway their hips to the beat.
Homie don't beat it like a bullet
Beat my drum drum
Like a drum line boogie
(I love it when you)
Dive head first if you wanna
Sink to my body
Hold me tight mister lover
(I love it when you)
Do it like I do it
Like I said
Keep it up, boy
We can do this all day
Be my Harlem
And my St. Tropez
Never found nobody
That will do it this way
They go back out into the audience and stood in the middle of the floor and pointed at each other. And they walked back to the stage sultrily.
No one can do you
The way that I do
Boy I wa-a-ant
(Youuuuuu)
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
They bowed and went back to their seats. Everybody claps wildly and loud. Sebastian was the first to speak.
"Are you sure that wasn't porn?" Mercy and Ana take both their shots that Sebastian had ordered.
'I'm pretty sure." Ana says putting the glass down.
"Come on," Mercy grabs Finn's hand and Ana grabs Sebastian's. "Let's get out of here." They start to laugh and run out of the 'Sugar Shack'
A/N: Hey guys sorry I didn't upload faster. I've busy with school and boys. Glee comes back September 26th. Don't forget to watch it. Cory's tribute episode comes out October 10th. Also Spanish homework is overrated. I'm doing a project on Barbra Streisand and the 4th day of school. I know… What the hell. Bye guys. Write you soon.