Pains of Nursing
Episode 4: Movie moaners
All copyrighted material is used in a fictitious parodied manner.
A green SUV pulled into the driveway of a movie theater. It was driven by an adult red female dinosaur wearing a pink sweater and purple sweat pants. In the front seat next to her was a 5-year old red dinosaur (Boland) in a blue sweatshirt and jeans. Jammed into the backseat was 5 2-year old dinosaurs. One was red (Andrew), one was light green (Walter), one was yellow (Cynthia), one was light blue (Thompson), and one purple (Violet).
In the very back of the SUV were 2 more. One was blue-green while the other was orange with a pair of Glasses. The one in orange was Andrew's cousin, Kaiden and the blue-green one was his step brother Shepard. Andrew was in a small black sweatshirt like his brother's. Walter and Cynthia had black T-shirts with and Walter had a purple S on his.
Thompson had a gray sweatshirt and Violet had a sky blue onesie. Kaiden and Shepard had red jackets. Most of them had strap plastic diapers on. Kaiden and Shepard, however, wore eco-friendly cloth diapers with pins on the sides. Boland, in case you were wondering, had a green pull-up. Andrew's mother turned off the car and they all piled out.
Boland was in his usual emo-mood. He was listening to his MP3 player. Walter was seemingly excited about a particular movie he wanted to see. Andy's mother lead them to the ticket booth. The attendant was a depressed purple teenage dinosaur.
"Which movie?" She asked, filing her nails.
"Did you come to a decision?" Andy's mother asked the group.
"LEGEND OF SPYRO! PLEASE CHOOSE LEGEND OF SPYRO!" Walter yelled.
Yep, sure enough, someone at Activision finally got off their lazy ass and released a movie based on the Legend of Spyro games. Someone had better be reading this very closely.
"Alright, Alright, I vote Spyro." Andrew said.
"Me too." Violet said.
"Hell no, I wanna see Mossflower!" Thompson argued.
And someone also managed to release a movie based on the second book of the Redwall series, Mossflower. Are any of you movie producing bastards hearing this?!
"I'm with Thompson." Cynthia said.
"We want to see Dead Space: Another Movie that still doesn't feature Isaac Clarke." Kaiden said.
"We do." Shepard said.
"Me? I don't care, not like anyone here wants to see Jaws 15." Boland muttered.
"I guess Legend of Spyro wins." Andrew's mother said.
"YES!" Walter yelled.
"Damn it!" Thompson yelled.
Boland's mom bought them tickets to The Legend of Spyro movie and they went inside. There was a hold up at the snack line. A weird guy with pointy ears, green tunic, white pants, white sleeves, blonde hair and a stupid elf hat was arguing with the clerk.
"What do you mean I can't pay with Rupees? I spend hundreds of these back at the Hyrule theater." Link said (thats his name).
"Sorry, we only accept U.S dollars and travelers checks." The clerk.
"You think I could get Travelers checks at Hyrule? They don't even have a single computer. Just take the fucking Rupees!" Link yelled.
"Sir, don't make me call security." The clerk said.
"I'll show you security!" Link yelled.
Link pulled out his master sword, scaring the crowd away. Before he could swing it, the clerk zapped him with a stun gun. Link fell to the ground, paralyzed and foam leaking out of his mouth. 2 security guards picked up his body and threw him in the dumpster. This little act let our star family get their snacks first.
"Damn it, can't we please go see Mossflower?" Thompson whined.
"No, shut up." Andrew told him.
They made it into the theater and all sat down in a row. The reception wasn't that great, as everyone hates it when they bring babies to theaters. Thompson pouted.
"Oh my god, I am so fucking excited! I've been hoping they'd make this movie for months. Oh, I just wet myself." Walter said.
Walter tried to hide the dark stain on his diaper with his shirt.
"Boland could you change Walter?" Andy's mother asked.
"No, I'm fine!" Walter said.
Boland didn't hear her, Thousand Foot Krutch's Welcome to the Masquerade was playing in his ears at full volume. His mom ripped the ear phones out of his ear holes.
"What?" He whined.
"Take Walter to the bathroom and Change him." She hissed.
"No seriously! I'm alright! I just spilled my Pepsi!" Walter begged.
"Come on Spartacus." Boland said, picking up Walter.
"God this is worse than that time I lost my guns in Silent Hill Homecoming." Walter said.
Flashback...
Alex Shepard walked out of the room where he killed Judge Halloway. He wielded only his knife.
"Great, I spend this entire fucking game stockpiling ammo for the final boss and they strip it away from me like it's against the law! When I get out of here, I'm going to start a petition about banning the ability to take away a character's weapons and-" He said before some guy in a Gas mask and green hazmat suit smashed his head in with a hammer.
Back to Reality...
Boland carried a hyper Walter to the public restroom. As the entered it, 2 twin Blue toddler dinosaurs walked into the theater. One wore a diaper with knots on the sides with an absorbent patch between the legs. The other had a cloth diaper with a pin in the front and both wore black sweatshirts with the Blue wolf logo on them. It was Parker and Myself, Leon 13.
"I can't wait till it starts." I said.
"We worked so hard on it, I hope they like it." Parker said.
We had just finished an animated movie for one of our parodies, Echo Fright, a parody of the game Echo Night. We entered the theater where our movie was being held. But enough about us, lets get back to the others.
Boland set Walter down on the changing station and untaped his diaper. He pulled it off and powdered his rear before sliding a new diaper under him and taping it on. He picked up Walter and carried him back into the theater. The screen was showing a preview.
The scene moved through the bottom of the ocean.
"I didn't want to choose how I would become a slave to the government. Instead, I chose rapture." A man said, showing a large city under the sea.
"Here, there are no gods or kings, only" The man started.
"Has he got any ADAM on him?" A weird guy in a cat mask asked.
"Hell no! It's mine!" Another weird guy in a bunny mask yelled, hitting him with a pipe.
"..Idiots." The first man finished.
"Another parody by Leon 13..." The narrator said.
A guy injected himself with this Red liquid.
"Time to heat things AAAHHAHHHHH! THAT IS FRICKING HOT!" He yelled.
"This time, more action.." The Narrator continued.
"Maryoku Yummy Does exist!" Jack, the guy said.
"Your Welcome." Maryoku Yummy said.
"Hey! I'm the one who granted his wish!" Ooka said.
Maryoku smashed Ooka's face in with an iron pipe.
"Faced with Difficult decisions.." The Narrator continued.
"Don't harvest her! You can heal her!" Some old woman yelled down to Jack from a Balcony.
"Don't listen to her Boyo, harvest the bitch!" Atlas said.
"No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No." The old woman said in under a second.
"Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!" Atlas said in under a second.
"Filled with awesome guns." The Narrator continued.
A weird oh in a cat mask with 2 scythes jumped off the ceiling in front of Jack. Jack blasted him with his Grenade Launcher, covering himself in black powder.
"And stuff that you shoot out of your hands.." The Narrator continued.
"You have a limited supply of EVE Boyo, so conserve-" Atlas started.
Jack shot bolts of electricity out of his hand and smashed a vase, a chandelier and a cat.
"Featuring some new characters..." The Narrator continued.
"Anyway, I'm Nathaniel Renko, U.S Special Forces." A Guy in a black uniform said.
A freak in a cat mask emptied his entire tommy gun magazine into this guy wearing a silver suit of armor. The bullets harmlessly pinged off him.
"Biojock.." The Narrator said.
"This dude looks like he might have some ammo on him." Renko said.
Renko barely touched the leg of this man chained to a pillar before the man screamed his lungs out.
"Now avaliable on Leon 13's library on Fan fiction net. If your an author on Devient Art or Furaffinty, be the first one from your site to review and receive a free commission from Leon himself." The narrator said.
"That sucked." Andrew said.
Boland brought Walter back.
"Did I miss anything?" Walter asked.
"No, just some lame trailer." Andrew said.
"Oh thank God..." Walter said.
Thompson was pouting because he wasn't watching his movie.
"This is worse then when I got sucked into that argument on Mass Effect 1." Thompson thought.
Flashback...
A guy with short red hair, beard and scar over his eye was wearing black combat armor. He was in a massive indoor area. Beside him was a floating red balloon thing was arguing with an angry looking alien in blue armor.
"For the last time, you can't preach here!" The alien said.
"This one thinks he has the right to." The red balloon thing said.
"Uhhh, Excuse me, but is something going on?" The human asked.
"This idiot is preaching in a non-preaching zone!" The alien yelled.
"The citadel has non-preaching zones?" The human asked.
"Yes, it helps keep the peace." The alien said.
"This one is only trying to spread the word." The red balloon thing said.
"Why do you keep referring to yourself like that?" The human asked.
"This one enjoys saying this one." This one said.
"Can you please convince this floating head to leave?" The alien asked.
"Perhaps that one can persuade that one to leave this one alone." This one said.
"I'd like to guys, but I'm trying to stay Paragon and I might get Renegade points if I help one of you. There any rewards involved?" The human asked.
"This one will present that one with Medi Gel." This one said.
"I'll give you 2000 credits." The alien said.
"Deal." The human said, shaking hands with the Alien.
"What? This one is shocked!" This one said.
"Sorry balloon boy, move along." The Human said.
"Why has that one rejected this one?" This one asked.
"Well the credits are a pretty nice reward, seeing that I spend all of mine on licenses for my requisitions officer." The human said.
"Does Medigel not move that one?" This one said.
"Well no, because I can get Medi gel for free at dispensers at medical stations." The human said.
"This one will not stand for this! This one shall call this one's big brother!" This one said angrly.
The red balloon thing glowed yellow for a second. Then, all the sudden, something shot out from the lake next to them. It was a large brain like creature with sharp tentacles. It had a human face on it too.
"Daedalus! Kill!" This one said.
The monster, An enemy from Resistance 2, stabbed the human in the chest, lifted him off the ground, and ripped him in half with his other tentacle. The words "game over" appeared onscreen.
Back to reality...
Thompson crossed his arms and continued to pout. He looked at Cynthia, who was drinking her diet Pepsi. This made him want to go to the bathroom. Then the little brat got an idea. Grabbing his own soft drink, he took off the lid and spilled it on his diaper. Kaiden and Shepard saw this and were perplexed.
"I had an accident, can you change me?" Thompson whipered to Boland.
"Sure." Boland said.
"Really? You don't mind?" Thompson asked.
"Well if I say no, you'll probably end up crying and make everyone attack me for causing you to cry so I'm going to make this easy on myself and just do it." Boland said.
"Can you change me while your at it?" Cynthia asked.
"And me and Shepard?" Kaiden asked.
"Fine fine..All of you." Boland said.
Unknown to Boland, Cynthia, Kaiden and Shepard poured their soft drinks on their diapers too. They all planned on seeing their own movies. Boland carried Thompson and lead the others out of the theater. The movie was just starting. Walter looked like he was on crack.
"Hey Boland, what's easily irritated?" Thompson asked.
"I don't know, what?" Boland asked uninterested.
"Your eyes!" Thompson said.
Thompson thrust his fingers in Boland's eyes. Boland dropped Thompson and held his hands over his eyes. The toddlers scattered before he regained his vision.
"Ahhh shit." He muttered.
Kaiden and Shepard caught their breath in a nearby hallway.
"I hope my Mountain Dew won't cause a rash." Kaiden said, looking at the wet spot on his diaper.
"I think we should sneak in through the vents. We won't get spotted that way." Shepard said.
"Good idea, we just need to find a vent." Kaiden said.
The boys looked around and Shepard spotted one high on the wall.
"I doubt we can reach that if we formed a human ladder." Kaiden said.
"Then we'll just use that." Shepard said.
Kaiden almost shrieked when he saw what Shepard was pointing to. It was a large cardboard cutout of Pyramid Head from the Silent Hill series. It was for the latest movie of the game.
"Yes, I think that might work." Kaiden said.
The boys grabbed the sides of the cutout and pushed it over near the vent.
"Hide! It's Boland!" Kaiden said.
The boys hid behind the cut out. Boland walked by. He turned around and shrieked upon seeing the cut out. He calmed himself down and kept walking.
"We should probably take off our jackets. It might be warm in the vents." Kaiden said.
The boys stripped off their red jackets, leaving them in their diapers. Shepard climbed up the side of the cut out and reached the top. He sat down on Pyramid head's pointed helmet and poked him in the rear.
"Owww." He said.
"Open the vent." Kaiden said.
Shepard couldn't open the vent with his hands. The screws were too tight.
"I can't get the screws out." Shepard said.
"Use your safety pin." Kaiden said.
"Oh yeah." Shepard said.
Shepard took off one of his safety pins. The left side of his diaper hung loose, but he wasn't concerned with that. Using the flat end of it, he was able to twist the screws out. The grate to the vent fell off and hit the floor loudly.
"Hurry, get it." Kaiden said, starting up the cut out.
"Just let me get my pin back on." Shepard said.
"Forget it, just go!" Kaiden said.
Kaiden pushed up on Shepard's bottom with his head. Shepard dropped his pin and was forced into the vent. His diaper came off and rested on Kaiden's head. Kaiden blindly crawled into the vent. Without turning around, Shepard took the diaper off Kaiden's head and pulled it back on his rear.
"I can't crawl and hold this up at the same time." Shepard said, holding his diaper up with his left hand.
"Don't worry, I'll tie it." Kaiden said.
Kaiden reached both of his hands forward and tied the 2 loose parts of Shepard's diaper into a knot. Shepard thanked Kaiden and the 2 crawled further in the vents.
Meanwhile, Thompson and Cynthia were trying a different way to get into their movie.
"How much did you find?" Thompson asked.
"32 cents." Cynthia said.
"Damn it! This is slower than that time I tried to earn some extra salvage on Red faction Guerrilla." Thompson said.
Flashback...
On Mars, a blond woman walked out of her workshop. She was shocked when she saw her best friend, Alec Mason, smashing the garage with his sledgehammer. He wore a green trench coat. Furious, she stormed up behind him and spun him around to face her.
"Mason, what the hell are you doing?!" The woman demanded.
"Oh, Hi Sam. I'm tearing this garage down to get some extra salvage to buy that armor upgrade." Mason said.
"But we're using this garage for the Red Faction!" Sam said.
"I know, but this sector is liberated. The only ones we need are in Eos." Mason said.
"But Mason, there are still Red Faction members here in this sector! They need all the help they can get!" Sam said.
"Well I need all the salvage I can get!" Mason said.
"Why don't you play some side missions? They give salvage." Sam said.
"And do actual work? Hell no, not until I get some upgrades." Mason said.
"Can't you at least tear down some EDF buildings? You can use walkers." Sam said.
"I tore down all the EDF buildings." Mason said.
"You did? Then why not harvest some salvage from Ore points." Sam said.
"I got all of that too." Mason said.
"EDF supply crates?" Sam asked.
"Yep." Mason said.
"Shouldn't you have enough salvage to afford an upgrade then?" Sam asked.
"Well you see, I didn't want to lose any of that hard earned salvage so I stashed it somewhere." Mason said.
"Where?" Sam asked.
"I left it with this old guy named Parker somewhere in the mountains. I can't remember where he lives." Mason said.
"Mason, why didn't you just leave it at one of our safe houses?" Sam asked.
"Because I was afraid Jenkins would steal it. I was going leave it at a civilian building, but there weren't any left so-" Mason said.
"Weren't any left?!" Sam gasped.
"Yeah, I tore down all the civilian buildings too. Not much salvage in them either." Mason said.
"Mason you fucking idiot! The people won't support us if you tear down their homes for salvage!" Sam yelled.
"Don't worry, I'll regain their trust by completing some of those side missions. After I get my upgrades of course." Mason said.
"Mason, you are a dumb, bald, lazy dickhead. If you weren't the brother of Daniel Mason, I wouldn't have bothered saving you." Sam said.
"Wow Sam, I thought I'd never hear you say something like that." Mason said, with a tear running down his cheek.
"UUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" Sam roared angerly.
"...So can I keep busting up the garage?" Mason asked.
"Oh sure go ahead. Hell, tear down the workshop too, and our field hospitals, tear down everything! Pretty soon, we'll all be living in a damp cave without any form of structure because some retard keeps tearing down our bases!" Sam yelled.
"Cool, thanks." Mason said, resuming his hammering.
Reaching the last point of her frustration, Sam pulled out her pistol and shot herself in the head. Mason whistled a happy tune as he smashed up the garage.
Back to reality...
"Damn it, we have to get in the theater." Thompson said.
"We could just sneak in with the conductor guy." Cynthia said.
"The who?" Thompson asked.
"The guy who asks people to be quiet." Cynthia said.
"That's not a bad idea." Thompson said.
Before the duo could plot any further, they were lifted by they're diapers by Boland.
"You little bastards. Do you have any idea how much trouble I'll be in?" Boland asked them.
"I really don't give a shit." Thompson said.
"You will after I whip you with my dad's belt and-" Boland started.
Thompson bit Boland's finger and he dropped both of them in pain. They took off down the hall. Boland took off after them. Further down the hall, Duke Nukem pulled a can of pepsi out of a vending machine and chugged it. He crushed it and threw it in the pile with the rest of them. Thompson and Cynthia dashed past while Boland fell into the massive pile.
"Mess with the best, die like the rest." Duke said before walking off.
Boland got put of the pile and entered a nearby theater. They were showing a movie based on the EDF games. There were 5 soldiers in red and gray uniforms hiding behind a car.
"Oh my god, they're getting closer!" One of them said, peeking over the car.
"Okay, lets just make a run for the helicopter and get the hell out of here! Ready, now!" Another said as the all shifted to running.
A giant ant threw the car aside after the soldiers fled. They ran down a narrow street between 2 sets of buildings. A white attack helicopter sat at the other end.
"We're gonna make it! We're saved!" One soldier yelled.
Suddenly, a giant shiny metal foot crushed the helicopter. A large robot with dual cannons stepped in from around the corner. The soldiers turned around and saw dozens of ants moving towards them.
"Rodriguez! Clear us an escape route!" The captain yelled.
"On it sir." The soldier with a rocket launcher said.
He took aim at a building that had the sign "civic protection center" on it. He shot a rocket at it, leveling the place. Dozens of flaming civilians ran out. The soldiers shoved their way past them and escaped from the aliens.
Boland stood there, giggling softly. Thompson and Cynthia slowly moved towards the door he came through. Boland suddenly had to use the bathroom and he turned around, spotting the fugitives. They ran through the door, with Boland in pursuit.
Meanwhile, back in The spyro theater...
"I don't want you to leave Cynder..." Spyro said.
Walter had many tears in his eyes from the sadness of the scene.
"This movie is really accurate." Andrew said.
Violet leaned on Andrew, rubbing his stomach.
Meanwhile, in the vents...
Kaiden and Shepard were getting hot. They looked through several vents to see into several different theaters, none of them had their movie.
"My diaper needs changed." Shepard said, blushing.
"First, we find our movie." Kaiden said.
The boys kept crawling through the vents, passing some rats that were feasting on a corpse.
Meanwhile, Boland was still looking for Thompson and Cynthia.
"Damn it, what movie did they want to see again?" He wondered. "I know it had Moss in it."
Using this knowledge, Boland entered the theater that was showing "Revenge of the Moss man". The quality of the movie was so horrible, Boland couldn't stand it and fled from the theater. Then he glanced to the right and saw a door marked "Mossflower". He entered it and found the theater filled with Furs that were based on characters from Redwall. And they weren't people dressed like furs, they were actual furs. He spotted Cynthia and Thompson near the back, wearing 3D glasses.
"God, it looks like Martin's sword is actually trying to stab me." Thompson said.
Boland snuck up behind the terrible 2 and grabbed them by their necks. He dragged them out of the theater while muzzling their mouths.
"Good, now I just have to find my cousins." Boland said.
Meanwhile, in the theater showing Echo Fright...
"We worked our asses off on this thing." Parker said.
"I know, I really hope nothing ruins it." I said.
Suddenly, the ceiling above us collapsed and Kaiden and Shepard fell out. They landed right on top of us.
"I thought I saw some cracks in the vent's frame." Kaiden said.
"It's a good thing we landed on something soft." Shepard said.
"What the? We landed on the writers!" Kaiden suddenly noticed.
Parker and I were knocked out from the impact.
"They're wearing eco diapers. Do you happen to need a change?" Shepard asked.
"As a matter of fact, I do." Kaiden said.
Kaiden pulled our unconscious bodies under the chairs, where they stripped us of our diapers and sweatshirts for their own selfish use. Calmly, they left the theater. Seconds later, Parker and I regained consciousness.
"What the hell happened?" I asked.
I stood up and saw I was completely naked, my blue reptilian body fully exposed. And so was Parker. I pulled him back under the seats. Kaiden and Shepard strolled down the hall happily.
"This reminds me of the time Raiden lost his uniform in Metal Gear Solid 2." Kaiden said, wearing my diaper.
Flashback...
A full grown man with blonde hair ran around this military complex nude.
"Damn it, couldn't they have given me a thong or something?" He asked himself.
As peaked around a corner and saw a guard.
"You are unable to fight in this mode. You must evade your enemies." A message on screen said.
"What? Fuck that! I hate the stealth segments in this game. I'm gonna waste his ass." Raiden said.
"But your holding your privates with one arm, how are you gonna fight with one arm?" The message asked.
"So he'll see my junk, big deal." Raiden said.
Raiden ran down the hall and whistled to get the guard's attention. The guard turned around and aimed his AKS-74 at Raiden's face, but was suddenly distracted.
"Are you naked?" The guard asked sheepishly.
Raiden did a spin kick into the guard's head, knocking him out. Raiden took his AKS-74 and was gonna take his clothes, but he felt that his nudity gave him an advantage. He ran into a big wide open room and shot 2 guards with his AKS-74 before it ran out. Raiden ran up a staircase and another guard stepped in front of him. Raiden shook his waist slightly and the guard held his hand in front of his face.
"Ewww, put some clothes on you pedophile." The guard said.
Grasping his AKS-74 by the barrel (I'm not talking about his junk you perv), Raiden swung the stock of the gun into the guard's head, knocking him over the railing. Raiden ran into a nearby room and saw a security camera. He stood in front of it and shook his waist again. The guard watching the feed puked on the display.
Back to reality...
Kaiden and Shepard finally came to the door of their movie. Their eyes lit up like flares.
"I can't believe we're finally gonna see it." Kaiden said.
Boland suddenly grabbed them and tied them up with velvet rope.
"Your right, your aren't gonna see it." He said.
Thompson and Cynthia were also tied up in a similar fashion. Boland started dragging them back to the spyro theater.
"Thank god, maybe I'll finally get off the hook for once." Boland said to himself.
Boland rounded the corner and came face to face with 2 very angry blue baby dinosaurs, wearing massive popcorn buckets around their waists.
"Leon? Parker? What are you wearing?" Boland asked.
"Hand over Kaiden and Shepard." Parker said.
"What? No. I'll get in serious trouble if I don't bring them back." Boland said.
"Boland, your no stranger to trouble, just hand them over." I said.
"No. Why should I listen to you little pipsqueaks?" Boland asked.
Boland should not have said that. The 2 beings in front of him were like gods in his world. Parker procured a glass of water out of nowhere.
"Drink this." He said.
"No." Boland said.
I punched Boland in his groin, causing him to fall to his knees. Parker splashed the water in his mouth and held his mouth shut, forcing him to swallow it. Boland suddenly regressed to the same age Andrew was. The water was from the fountain of youth. None of Boland's clothes fit and he held his pull up up with his hands, embarrassed.
"Don't screw with us next time and this won't have to happen." Parker said.
Parker grabbed Boland's pants and sweatshirt while I ripped off his pull ups, leaving him naked. I stared angerly at Kaiden and Shepard.
"You 2 are fucking screwed." I said.
I grabbed the velvet rope that binded them and dragged them along with me. Thompson and Cynthia simply sat there and watched, unable to move. Boland, embarrassed beyond belief ran off somewhere.
"Hello? Can someone untie us or something?" Thompson requested.
Suddenly, a guy in a tuxedo wearing a monster mask (A character from the bank robbery game Payday the heist) came by and untied them before running off, pursued by police.
"Do you think the movie is still on?" Cynthia asked.
"I doubt it. I'm gonna beat the crap out of Boland when I find him." Thompson said.
Meanwhile, Parker and I dragged Kaiden and Shepard to the closet. We took our clothes back, letting them sit in the corner naked. Parker set down a black suitcase in front of them and opened it facing them.
"Oh no! Anything but that!" Shepard screamed.
"Yes." I said, smiling.
Meanwhile, back in the Spyro theater, Walter, Andrew and Cynthia were all crying after the ending.
"This is the best freaking movie I've ever seen!" Walter cried.
"I haven't cried this much since the ending of that DLC content for Klonoa Wii." Andrew said.
Flashback...
A weird creature with black fur, long ears with white tips, red shorts, red collar, blue hat with pac man on it, and big shoes and yellow eyes stood on a mountain chiseled to look like a princess. In front of him was a small child in a bright blue suit with a yellow orb on it's hood plus a red cape.
"You betrayed me Huepow, I'm gonna have my revenge!" The creature with the long ears yelled, with poor lip sync.
"There was nothing I could do to prevent your exile Klonoa!" Huepow yelled, also with poor lip sync.
Klonoa pulled out 2 red short blades attached to chains around his arms. Huepow pulled out a big gold sword with blue energy coursing around it. Klonoa swung his blades at Huepow, who blocked them with his sword. Klonoa jumped up in the air and thrust his blades downward. Huepow blocked them with his sword and shoved Klonoa off.
Klonoa swung his blades around himself really fast like a cyclone. Huepow was unable to block all the slashes and was cut several times. Klonoa ran up to him and grasped the blade he was holding. Huepow held on tight as Klonoa tried to wrestle it away from him. Klonoa's strength was too much however and he seized it for himself.
"Killing me won't solve anything." Huepow said.
"Revenge solves everything! Just ask Corvo from Dishonored!" Klonoa said.
Klonoa heaved the blade up in the air and swung it down on Huepow, slicing him vertically in half. His corpse pieces disintegrated in a massive blue beam of light. Klonoa held the gold sword up in the air as his ears blew in the wind.
Back to reality...
Thompson and Cynthia finally came back to the Spyro theater.
"Where's Boland? Did he leave you again?" Andrew's mom asked.
"No, he's right here." Thompson said.
Boland came up behind them, wearing a thick diaper and had a black eye, plus he was embarrassed.
"Hi mom." He said nervously.
Andrew looked in the direction of his voice and laughed at him.
"Whos the big baby now?" He taunted.
"Oh shut up." Boland said.
"Can we see it again?" Walter begged.
"No, I'm tired." Andrew said.
"Awwww." Walter said.
The large group started leaving the theater.
"Where are Kaiden and Shepard?" Andrew's mom asked.
"Leon and Parker took them away." Boland said.
For the first time that night, Boland smiled as he saw Kaiden and Shepard. Both of them were wearing pink dresses with bows wrapped around their heads. As if that weren't enough, they were wearing pink diapers too. Everyone except Andrew's mom laughed at them.
"Shut up, you'd get the same treatment if you stole from those 2." Kaiden said.
"Yeah, Looks like you stole their hearts and they adopted you." Andrew said, laughing.
Blushing, the kids were lead back outside.
"At least no one will recognize me at this age." Boland said.
Suddenly, the fountain of youth water wore off and Boland grew back to his original height. The diaper he was wearing snapped and he immediately grabbed it before it fell down. As expected, everyone, even other pedestrians laughed at him. He blushed angerly as he got in his mom's car.
"Remind me to never go to the movies again." He said to his mom.
As their SUV drove off, Parker and I watched from our limousine.
"I love happy endings." Parker said.
"Me too, now lets go diaper some digimon." I said.
And with that, our limo drove off, hoping that we will never get robbed again. But maybe we will, because we think we look cute naked too. Anyway, the end or whatever.