Todmon Early years: Spider bite
It was an average day at Amy's house. E.D came over to hang out. They were both 1 at the time and could barely walk. Knowing there was not much else to do, E.D lead Amy to the basement door. Both of them were wearing thick plastic diapers.
Amy crawled underneath the basement door and E.D climbed on top of her. He sat his diapered rear right on her head as he turned the knob and fell backwards, opening the door. They both crawled to the edge of the first step, gazing down at the darkness.
"I don't know E.D, mom wouldn't like us if she found us down there." Amy said to E.D.
"Come on, theres probably something fun we could do down there." E.D said.
"It's dark, I don't want to go down there." Amy said.
E.D crawled behind Amy and kicked her in the diaper. She was thrown forward, down the stairs. Fortunately, she landed on her cushion like diapered rear, which crinkled heavily. E.D grabbed the railing and slid down on it, landing right next to her.
"You jerk!" Amy hissed, slapping him.
"Don't get your diapers in a twist. Let's look around." E.D said.
E.D crawled under the stairs, Amy followed him. A small window provided some light in the room. Both of them sat down.
"I doubt anything in here will be fun." Amy said, crawling over to these boxes.
"We'll just have to look around." E.D said.
There was a large invisible spider web above E.D. A large black spider suspended itself downwards on a thin string. It descended past E.D's head, and back. It rested on the rim of his diaper and crawled down into it.
E.D wet his diaper shortly afterward. This made the spider angry and it bit his bottom. He jumped up and hit his head on the stairs. The spider bit him again and bashed his head again too. Amy thought he was just goofing around.
E.D landed on an old vacuum cleaner and his leg hit the power switch. The hose began jumping around, sucking up anything in it's path. Amy was looking between these 2 boxes when the hose's end stuck to her diaper. She looked behind her and saw it. It's suction started pulling hard on her diaper and her bottom could be seen through the larger leg holes. Amy grabbed the waistline of her diaper so it wouldn't get pulled off.
E.D grabbed the hose and tried to pull it off her diaper. The hose refused to let go however. E.D pulled the hose, and Amy further back into the staircase. He stood on a wooden hatch of some kind that was ancient. As expected, it couldn't take his weight and collapsed. He fell through, pulling the vacuum and Amy down with him.
The vacuum shattered once it hit the floor, freeing Amy's diaper. She had landed on E.D when she fell through. He shoved her off as she pulled her diaper up.
"What were you doing?" Amy demanded.
"A darn spider bit me! That's what!" E.D yelled.
"How does that-where are we?" Amy asked.
E.D looked around. They were in some kind of underground cavern network. It was also very dark.
"We're trapped down here." Amy said, scared.
"Maybe we can find a way out further down." E.D said.
"Ugghh, I think you need a diaper change." Amy said, holding her nose.
E.D blushed, he was scared too. He started crawling down into the caves, with Amy following him. They saw some weird glowing paint on the wall. As they crawled towards it, they were able to make out some kind of hole in the wall. Amy peeked inside.
Inside was some kind of living quarters for a neanderthal. There were clothes made out of fur, a fire place in the center, and spears leaning on the wall. Amy crawled inside, followed by E.D. Amy sat down by the spears and E.D opposite of her.
"A cave man must have lived here. Right under my basement!" Amy said.
"I hope hes dead, I wouldn't want him to find us in here." E.D said.
"Don't be silly, This place is probably 1000000 years old." Amy said.
Amy turned around and looked at some of the clothes. E.D pulled the straps off his diaper and slid it off. He set it in the middle of the fire place and grabbed some flint. With a couple sparks, he set his diaper on fire. Amy saw light on the wall and turned around to see E.D, sitting cross legged, naked.
"Why are you naked?" Amy asked.
"I used my diaper to start a fire." E.D said.
"But now your naked, What if someone sees you?" Amy asked.
"No ones gonna see us down here." E.D said.
"Still, you might want to put this on." Amy said, holding an ancient loin coth.
"Ewwww, someone else wore that." E.D said.
"I don't want to spend the rest of this trip looking at you naked!" Amy hissed.
"Fine." E.D said.
Amy threw the loin cloth at him, landing on his face. He grabbed it and slid it on. Amy stared at this weird blue cloth. She picked it up and slid it on. It was like a toga, except made out of fur.
"I'm tired." E.D said, yawning.
"I think I am too." Amy said, her eyes drooping.
E.D fell on his side and fell asleep. Amy took notice to this and lied on her side as well, closing her eyes and drifting off. Unfortunately, they were not alone...
Amy awoke suspended in the air. She looked behind her and saw that her diaper was stuck to some kind of large spider web. To her left, E.D was also stuck to it, while still asleep.
"E.D! Wake up!" Amy yelled.
"What is it? I'm trying to-" E.D started before he opened his eyes. "What the heck?"
"It looks like we're the next meal on this spider's lunch." Amy said.
Suddenly, they both heard clattering noises. They both knew it was the spider that caught them.
"I can't die like this! I'm too young!" E.D said, crying.
"Calm down! Your not going to die. I have a plan. First, I need you to close your eyes." Amy said.
"Why?" E.D asked.
"Just do it! And don't open them until I say so." Amy said.
"Alright, I hope you know what your doing." E.D said, covering his eyes with his hands.
Amy reached her paws back to her diaper and felt around for the straps. Once she found them, she pulled on them until they came loose. The front of her diaper released it's grasp on her and she fell to the ground. She looked up, seeing her diaper still stuck to the web. She pulled the back of her dress down and crawled behind a rock.
The clattering noise got ever louder. Soon, a large shadow filled the room they were in. A tall skinny black leg stepped in the room. 7 more of them stepped in along with a towering black abdomen with a small head with 4 red eyes. It moved closer to E.D, who still had his eyes closed. Amy looked around for something she could use as a weapon. The spider was right in front of E.D's face. It reared back, about to bite him with it's fangs.
Then, a large sharp rock thrust down onto it's head, hard by Amy's paws. The spider fell over backwards, wriggling it's legs until they slowly stopped.
"You can open your eyes now." Amy said.
E.D opened his eyes and saw the dead spider. Though shaken, a large smile grew on his face.
"You killed it! That was awesome!" E.D said.
Amy crawled over to the foot of the web and pulled hard on it until she ripped it off the wall. E.D and more importantly, her diaper fell down.
"It's a good thing he strung you up by your diaper." E.D said.
Amy picked up her diaper and strapped it back on.
"You might have done the same for me." Amy said.
"Oh yeah, I love taking off my diaper!" E.D said happily.
"Don't get used to it." Amy said, crawling off.
"Wait up." E.D said, crawling after her.
The 2 infants had crawled through the caverns for a long time. They decided to take a break. Amy sat down on a hole she couldn't see and got stuck.
"What's wrong?" E.D asked.
"I'm stuck. Pull me out." Amy said.
E.D grabbed Amy's paws and pulled back as hard as he could. His hand's slipped and he fell backwards, holding his loincloth down. Then, a loud rumbling sound was heard.
"What was that?" Amy asked nervously.
"I don't know. Was it you?" E.D asked.
"No! I think it's coming from this hole." Amy said.
The rumbling sound grew even louder.
"Hurry! Get me out!" Amy cried.
E.D grabbed Amy's paws again and tried as hard as he could to pull her out. Amy's diaper was wedged tightly in the hole. He fell backwards, exhausted. Amy covered her eyes with her paws as the rumbling sound was just beneath her.
Just then, geyser water shot into Amy's diaper. It absorbed so much of it, it grew taller, lifting Amy upward. Amy uncovered her eyes and was perplexed by the sight. Unfortunately, tears broke out of her eyes, as the water was scorching hot. E.D looked up and laughed at Amy.
"How much did you have to drink?" E.D taunted.
"It's not funny! It hurts!" Amy yelled.
"Just take it off." E.D said.
"I can't it's, whoa!" Amy said as she fell forward.
Amy's massive diaper was still stuck in the hole. Amy pulled her spread legs out of the leg holes and pulled her pelvis out. She made sure her dress covered her naked region.
"At least your healthy." E.D snickered.
Amy swatted E.D with her paw before crawling on. It wasn't long before they came to an oddly placed door. E.D crawled up to it.
"Give me a boost Amy." He said.
"Oh no. I'm not letting you rest that naked butt of yours on my head." Amy said.
"Well neither am-" E.D started before Amy climbed on him and rested her knees on his head while turning the knob.
The door opened inward and they both fell through it. Amy looked around and recognized it as her own basement.
"We're home!" She said happily.
"We are?" E.D asked.
They both sat up and hugged each other.
"What happened to you 2?" Amy's mother asked.
E.D and Amy looked to their left and saw Amy's mom. She was wearing blue jeans, a white shirt, a white apron, and a yellow bandana. She was only about twice the size of Amy.
"You both filthy!" She said.
"Uh oh." Amy said.
Amy's mom picked up both of them and carried them outside. She set them down on the grass next to the house and ripped off their cave clothes. Amy covered herself with her paws. E.D's face grew scared when he saw Amy's mom grab the garden hose.
"I knew she would do this." Amy said, depressed.
Amy's mom aimed the hose at Amy and E.D and pulled the trigger. A cold spray of water shot at the 2 infants. E.D turned around bent over, letting the water hit his rear. Amy just sat there, letting it hit her and washing all the dirt off. After a few minutes of this, Amy and E.D were dripping wet, clean, and of course Naked. Amy's mom carried them back inside, where she diapered them and put them in Amy's big crib, for a nap.
"I can't tell you how happy I am to be in one of these again." Amy said, shaking her diapered rear.
"I miss being naked though. I thought it was kinda fun crawling around without any clothes." E.D said, squeezing his diaper.
"Sometimes I think you belong in the stone ages." Amy said.
"I can't help wanting to be the way we were created." E.D said.
"Whatever, I'm going to sleep. Wake me when it's dinner." Amy said.
Amy rested her head on a pillow and closed her eyes.
"Your a sorehead." E.D said.
Amy kicked E.D in the nose. He fell back. He eventually closed his eyes as well. Both of them drifted to sleep. Unfortunately, it would not be peaceful. Something large crawled in through Amy's open door. It was black, had eight legs and large fangs. Another spider from the cavern had worked it's way to Amy's room to avenge it's mother's death.
The spider crawled up Amy's crib. It rested it's eyes on her. Bending back, it prepared to leap at her head. Just as it did, though, Amy rolled over, placing her butt where her head was. The spider leaped at it and sank it's fangs into her thick diaper. It's strength didn't even let it touch her. It pulled back, trying to free it's fangs while shaking Amy.
Amy woke up to see what was happening and screamed when she saw the spider biting her diaper. She pulled off the straps and kicked it back.
"Darn it Amy. What is it Aghhhh!" E.D screeched.
Amy undid the lock to her crib and she and E.D fell to the floor. E.D Started crawling for the door. He turned around and saw Amy digging through her drawer.
"What the heck are you doing?" He asked.
"I'm not crawling around naked again." Amy said.
Amy grabbed another diaper out of the drawer. The spider had finally freed it's fangs from her old diaper and ripped it in half. With her diaper in one paw, Amy crawled out the door with E.D. Before the spider could follow, they slammed it shut. It banged on it savagely.
"I hate spiders." E.D said.
Amy slipped her new diaper on and strapped it down.
"I hope I don't get a rash." She said.
"We're being chased by a spider and your worried about a rash?" E.D asked.
The spider shoved both of it's fangs through the door, barely missing Amy and E.D. Crawling like maniacs, they hid in Amy's parent's room. After shutting the door Amy leaned against her parents bed and started crying. She wet her new diaper immensely. E.D crawled over and hugged her.
"We're gonna make it out A." He said.
Amy hugged E.D back, their diapers crinkled together. Just then, Amy spotted her father's shotgun on the gun rack.
"We can use that!" Amy said.
E.D turned around and his eyes lit up. He pushed a chair to where the gun rack was and climbed on top of it. Amy crawled over to it, her diaper dragging along the floor.
"This is perfect! We just need some bullets." E.D said.
"I think he keeps them in the drawer over there." Amy said.
E.D lifted the shotgun off the hooks. It's weight caused him to fall back and landed on Amy. 2 black fangs were thrust through the door to the room. E.D and Amy panicked. E.D crawled over to the dresser where the bullets were and vainly reached for the drawer which was too high. Amy crawled up behind him and pressed him upward with her head. This allowed him to reach the drawer and pulled it back.
"I need to get higher." E.D said.
Amy pushed her head between his legs and let them rest on her shoulders. She straightened her back out with much effort to boost E.D up even further. E.D was able to identify the shotgun shells and grabbed 2 of them. Then he fell back on Amy's head. The spider almost smashed a hole through the door.
"Quick! Get over by the wall!" Amy said.
Both Toddlers crawled over to the wall that was beside the door. E.D aimed the shotgun in front of it. The spider finally pushed a loosened piece of wood out of the way and crawled into the room, only to see the 2 barrels of the shotgun.
"Sayonara." E.D said.
E.D pulled the trigger and the spider's head was blown apart by the buckshot. E.D leaned back against the wall, relieved and let his diaper become wet.
"Finally, hes dead." E.D said.
"But what will we do when mom sees all of this?" Amy asked.
"Good question. Let's get back to your crib." E.D said.
E.D and Amy crawled back to the nursery with their soggy diapers. They boosted each other up into the crib and pulled the bars back up. Then they pretended to go back to sleep.
"OH MY GOD!" Amy's mother yelled.
"Just keep sleeping." E.D whispered to Amy.
Amy's mother ran into the nursery and was incredibly relieved to see Amy and E.D still in the crib. Her mother went back to her room and called the police for a suspected break in.
"My plans never fail." E.D whispered.
A few hours later, Amy's mom changed them both into pinned diapers and set them outside to play in the sandbox.
"Which kind of diapers do you like? I like these kind." Amy said.
"I prefer the thick ones." E.D said.
"Ohhh, those are fun to wear." Amy said.
"You know what else you might like to wear?" E.D asked.
"What?" Amy asked.
"Sand!" E.D yelled.
E.D grabbed a handful of sand, pulled out the back of Amy's diaper, and threw it in.
"E.D! I'm gonna get a rash now!" Amy hissed.
"Don't worry, just shake it out." E.D said.
"I'll shake you out." Amy said.
Amy tackled E.D and rubbed her diapered rear in his face. E.D took off his safety pin and poked her in the rear where she flipped off while saying "ow". E.D giggled right before Amy swatted the pin out of his hand with her tail. Without anything holding it up, E.D's diaper just unfolded itself. Amy laughed at him as a dull gray spot appeared on her diaper.
E.D pulled his diaper out from underneath him and twirled it into a rope. He swung it at Amy and it pulled her safety pin off. Amy grabbed her diaper before it fell down. E.D turned around and shook his bare bottom at her. Amy turned around and shook hers at him. E.D grabbed her diaper and tried to pull it off, but Amy's grip was too strong.
Before the little brats could continue their little brawl, the sand in the sandbox sunk down into all hole. E.D and Amy were stuck on the edge of it. In the bottom of the pit, was yet another spider. E.D and Amy turned away and tried to crawl off, but the spider's hole widened and they both fell in. Amy turned around to see the hideous face of the spider looking at her and E.D. Amy would have wet herself if she didn't already. As her heartrate picked up drastically, she tried to think of a way to kill it. The only thing she had was the diaper on her bum.
That was it! Ignoring any possible embarrassment, Amy took her diaper off and wrapped it around the face of the spider. Amy tightened her diaper around the spider's face as much as possible, resulting in the spider's face getting crushed. E.D assisted by punching the blinded spider's face. Amy finished it off when she ripped it's face off, still wrapped up in her diaper.
"Theres no way I'm wearing this again." Amy said, holding the diaper.
"Relax we'll get you a new one." E.D said.
E.D boosted Amy out of the pit, taking joy gazing at her naked form. She pulled him out and they crawled back to the house.
"I can't let my mom see me like this." Amy said.
"She won't, we're gonna sneak in." E.D said.
E.D looked through a nearby window. Amy's mom was cleaning the living room. He silently opened the window and climbed in, helping Amy in afterwards. While her mom was vacuuming the carpet, they were able to crawl to Amy's room. After he got a diaper on, he powdered Amy.
"I wish those spiders would leave us alone." Amy said, brushing powder off her whiskers.
"They probably came from that cavern." E.D said, sliding a diaper under her.
"Do you think they came through that door?" Amy asked, pulling the front of the diaper between her legs and over her pelvis.
"No, I'm guessing they came from that hole." E.D said, taping the sides of her diaper.
"Then we'd better seal it up." Amy said, sitting up.
The 2 bold heroes in diapers returned to the basement where their noble quest began, by using their heavily padded rears to break the fall down the stairs. Just as another spider began to emerge from the hole they opened, it was crushed by an old refrigerator that the terrible 2 pushed over on it, sealing the hole. As they embraced each other, E.D patted Amy's bum.
Later that night, E.D was having a sleepover with Amy. Amy's crib was draped with a big blanket and a flashlight shone from under it. Inside, Amy and E.D were playing cards. Amy was in her pink sleeper while E.D was just in his diaper. His sleeper was on Amy's side of the crib.
"Royal flush!" Amy said happily.
"Dang it." E.D said.
E.D removed his diaper and handed it to Amy, who wore it on her head.
"Wanna play again?" Amy asked.
"How? I got nothing left to bet." E.D said.
"How about, if you lose, you have to wear this?" Amy asked, holding up a pink dress and pink panties.
"I think I'm gonna turn in for the night." E.D said.
"If I lose, you can take all my clothes and get a kiss." Amy said, winking.
"...Okay, one more game." E.D said, smiling.
The end...