Olive Quimby and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Hey, guys. I'm back bringing you another scene of this great story. Last time, Fletcher and Olive have a movie date night together and Olive tells Fletcher that she disliked his favorite movie. Meanwhile, Cole writes a letter to Chuck Norris. Now today, Fletcher tries to come up with a plan to get revenge on Olive and Cole gets a letter from Chuck Norris. Let's see the hilarity ensue today. Enjoy.
Scene Two
Act One
INT. Fletcher and Olive's house. 11:00AM. Saturday
(Fletcher is in the kitchen pouring himself a cup of coffee. Chyna enters)
Chyna: Hey Fletcher.
Fletcher: Hey. I do not like my wife.
Chyna: What? Why?
Fletcher: She upset me. I just want to slap that little savage in the face. Here's an interesting factoid for you. Interesting factoid…I HATE HER!
Chyna: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down and take a deep breath.
(Fletcher calms down)
Chyna: Alright, now tell me what's going on.
Fletcher: That blue-eyed blonde brainiac is the worst person that I've ever married. I wish I didn't marry her!
Chyna: I said calmly.
Fletcher: If she wasn't my wife I'd slap her in the face!
Chyna: I said calmly!
(Meanwhile, with Cat and Olive)
INT. Cat's Apartment
Olive: I can't believe Fletcher.
Cat: Uh-oh, what did he do?
Olive: We were watching Raiders of the Lost Ark last night for our date night movie night. After the movie ended, I told him that I didn't like it and he starts going off like a movie critic.
Cat: What a big baby.
Olive: I know. Who does he think he is, Sheldon Cooper?
Cat: What a nerd.
Olive: Hey!
Cat: No offense.
Olive: This is worse then the time you poured Champaign on my head at New Years Eve.
Cat: (Laughs) Good times. Good times.
(Back to Fletcher and Chyna)
Fletcher: Who does my wife think she is Siskel and Ebert?
Chyna: No idea, I'll talk to her.
Fletcher: Chyna, she disliked my favorite movie! Who is she Amy?!
Chyna: Relax.
Fletcher: I don't know if I could relax. Hell, I don't know if I love her anymore.
Chyna: Don't turn into Sheldon.
Fletcher: Are you calling me Sheldon Cooper?
Chyna: Yes.
Fletcher: Shut up, music gal.
Chyna: It's true: You're starting to act like him too. You go berserk over Olive hating your favorite movie.
Fletcher: Oh please, Chyna. That's not true.
Chyna: It so is true!
Fletcher: Again, shut up!
Chyna: Hey, don't take your anger out on me you married her! (Crosses her arms at Fletcher)
Fletcher: Since she doesn't like my favorite movie, maybe I'll dislike her favorite movie. She likes the movie Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Tomorrow, we'll both watch it tomorrow and I'll show her what it's like to mess with a guy who loves his movies.
Chyna: I don't know what's stupid. You or that plan of yours.
The Next Day
INT. Cole's Apartment
Cat: Cole.
Cole: Yeah.
Cat: Did you send that letter to Chuck Norris?
Cole: Yeah.
Cat: We'll see what happens.
Cole: What are you trying to say, Catherine?
Cat: Chuck Norris finds you!
Cole: What?!
Cat: Yep.
Cole: Oh no. Why didn't you stop me from sending the letter?!
Cat: You were being an idiot! You had no business sending that letter to him. I guess you have to star planning your last day on Earth because you're going to be a dead man. Oh Cole, I really enjoyed dating you. I guess I should move on and start dating that handsome neighbor of mine in my building. See ya! (Leaves Cole's apartment.)
Cole: Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh Crap! (Tries to hide in fear)
(Meanwhile, at Fletcher and Olive's House)
INT. Fletcher and Olive's House
(Olive comes downstairs and enters the kitchen)
Olive: Hi Fletcher.
Fletcher: Well if it isn't Siskel and Ebert. What movie are you going to criticize today Gremlins 2 or Halloween III: Season of the Witch because I love that movie.
Olive: That movie was good. They probably shouldn't have made Halloween III.
Fletcher: Good point for once.
Olive: Look Fletcher, I just didn't care for Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Fletcher: Oh brother.
Olive: Fletcher!
Fletcher: Huh?
Olive: Could you please shut up?
Fletcher: You shut up.
(Cut to Cole's Apartment)
(Cat enters Cole's apartment and notice Cole hiding behind the couch)
Cat: Cole, what are you doing?
Cole: I'm hiding from he-who-must-not-be-named.
Cat: Lord Moldbutt.
(Glass breaks. Cole and Cat noticed the broken vase on the coffee table)
Cole: What is this, a cartoon?
Cat: Are you talking about Chuck Norris?
Announcer: A-Chucka Norris!
Cole: What the hell was that?
Cat: No idea. Why are you hiding from him?
Cole: I'm afraid that he's after me.
Cat: Oh brother.
Cole: Besides, I don't want Chuck Norris…
Announcer: A-Chucka Norris!
Cole: There it goes again!
Cat: This is too weird.
End of Act One
Act Two
INT. Fletcher and Olive's House
(Olive enters the living room and sits down on the couch. Fletcher is sitting on a chair)
Olive: Hi Fletchie. (Smiles at Fletcher)
(Fletcher doesn't say anything to her)
Olive: Aw, come on.
Fletcher: Do I hear something? (Walks into the kitchen. Olive follows him)
Olive: Fletcher, please answer me.
Fletcher: (Picks up bug spray) Is there a fly in the house?
Olive: Give me that! (Takes the can away from him)
Fletcher: Good thing I have an extra can. (Sprays at Olive)
Olive: (Coughs) You jerk! I think you sprayed me in the face!
Fletcher: Well good. You deserved it. You're lucky it wasn't pepper spray.
Olive: Idiot! How long are you going to be mad at me? This is getting too stupid.
Fletcher: You're stupid, stupid.
Olive: Oh, that's very mature.
Fletcher: Why would I be married to a woman with an eidetic memory who doesn't like Raiders?
Olive: I just didn't understand the movie. Now, can we watch Gremlins 2 tonight? I won't complain about the movie.
Fletcher: Fine, let's watch Gremlins 2.
(Cole enters and looks out the window)
Cole: Fletcher, I'm in big trouble. He's after me.
Fletcher: Who? Is it Lord Moldybutt?
(Glass breaks)
Olive: (Gasps) Fletcher! You said his name!
Cole: No! Not Lord Moldybutt!
(Window breaks)
Olive: Shut up.
Fletcher: Who's after you, Michael Bay?
(Microwave explodes. They all stare confused, wondering how that happened)
Fletcher: Okay, that was weird. Every time I say Michael…
Olive: Shut up! I don't want the house to explode every time you say Michael Bay!
(Cole's car explodes)
Cole: Aw crap! That was my car!
(Runs out of the house)
Fletcher: Okay, let's not say that guy's name ever again.
Olive: Yeah.
End of Act Two
Will Fletcher get even with Olive? Will this be Cole's last day on Earth? We'll find out next time on Fletcher & Olive. Don't forget to review this story (No Bad Reviews) and I'll see you next time for scene three. Till next time my fellow readers.
