Olive Quimby and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Hey, guys. I'm back bringing you another scene of this great story. Last time, Fletcher and Olive have a movie date night together and Olive tells Fletcher that she disliked his favorite movie. Meanwhile, Cole writes a letter to Chuck Norris. Now today, Fletcher tries to come up with a plan to get revenge on Olive and Cole gets a letter from Chuck Norris. Let's see the hilarity ensue today. Enjoy.

Scene Two

Act One

INT. Fletcher and Olive's house. 11:00AM. Saturday

(Fletcher is in the kitchen pouring himself a cup of coffee. Chyna enters)

Chyna: Hey Fletcher.

Fletcher: Hey. I do not like my wife.

Chyna: What? Why?

Fletcher: She upset me. I just want to slap that little savage in the face. Here's an interesting factoid for you. Interesting factoid…I HATE HER!

Chyna: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down and take a deep breath.

(Fletcher calms down)

Chyna: Alright, now tell me what's going on.

Fletcher: That blue-eyed blonde brainiac is the worst person that I've ever married. I wish I didn't marry her!

Chyna: I said calmly.

Fletcher: If she wasn't my wife I'd slap her in the face!

Chyna: I said calmly!

(Meanwhile, with Cat and Olive)

INT. Cat's Apartment

Olive: I can't believe Fletcher.

Cat: Uh-oh, what did he do?

Olive: We were watching Raiders of the Lost Ark last night for our date night movie night. After the movie ended, I told him that I didn't like it and he starts going off like a movie critic.

Cat: What a big baby.

Olive: I know. Who does he think he is, Sheldon Cooper?

Cat: What a nerd.

Olive: Hey!

Cat: No offense.

Olive: This is worse then the time you poured Champaign on my head at New Years Eve.

Cat: (Laughs) Good times. Good times.

(Back to Fletcher and Chyna)

Fletcher: Who does my wife think she is Siskel and Ebert?

Chyna: No idea, I'll talk to her.

Fletcher: Chyna, she disliked my favorite movie! Who is she Amy?!

Chyna: Relax.

Fletcher: I don't know if I could relax. Hell, I don't know if I love her anymore.

Chyna: Don't turn into Sheldon.

Fletcher: Are you calling me Sheldon Cooper?

Chyna: Yes.

Fletcher: Shut up, music gal.

Chyna: It's true: You're starting to act like him too. You go berserk over Olive hating your favorite movie.

Fletcher: Oh please, Chyna. That's not true.

Chyna: It so is true!

Fletcher: Again, shut up!

Chyna: Hey, don't take your anger out on me you married her! (Crosses her arms at Fletcher)

Fletcher: Since she doesn't like my favorite movie, maybe I'll dislike her favorite movie. She likes the movie Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Tomorrow, we'll both watch it tomorrow and I'll show her what it's like to mess with a guy who loves his movies.

Chyna: I don't know what's stupid. You or that plan of yours.

The Next Day

INT. Cole's Apartment

Cat: Cole.

Cole: Yeah.

Cat: Did you send that letter to Chuck Norris?

Cole: Yeah.

Cat: We'll see what happens.

Cole: What are you trying to say, Catherine?

Cat: Chuck Norris finds you!

Cole: What?!

Cat: Yep.

Cole: Oh no. Why didn't you stop me from sending the letter?!

Cat: You were being an idiot! You had no business sending that letter to him. I guess you have to star planning your last day on Earth because you're going to be a dead man. Oh Cole, I really enjoyed dating you. I guess I should move on and start dating that handsome neighbor of mine in my building. See ya! (Leaves Cole's apartment.)

Cole: Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh Crap! (Tries to hide in fear)

(Meanwhile, at Fletcher and Olive's House)

INT. Fletcher and Olive's House

(Olive comes downstairs and enters the kitchen)

Olive: Hi Fletcher.

Fletcher: Well if it isn't Siskel and Ebert. What movie are you going to criticize today Gremlins 2 or Halloween III: Season of the Witch because I love that movie.

Olive: That movie was good. They probably shouldn't have made Halloween III.

Fletcher: Good point for once.

Olive: Look Fletcher, I just didn't care for Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Fletcher: Oh brother.

Olive: Fletcher!

Fletcher: Huh?

Olive: Could you please shut up?

Fletcher: You shut up.

(Cut to Cole's Apartment)

(Cat enters Cole's apartment and notice Cole hiding behind the couch)

Cat: Cole, what are you doing?

Cole: I'm hiding from he-who-must-not-be-named.

Cat: Lord Moldbutt.

(Glass breaks. Cole and Cat noticed the broken vase on the coffee table)

Cole: What is this, a cartoon?

Cat: Are you talking about Chuck Norris?

Announcer: A-Chucka Norris!

Cole: What the hell was that?

Cat: No idea. Why are you hiding from him?

Cole: I'm afraid that he's after me.

Cat: Oh brother.

Cole: Besides, I don't want Chuck Norris…

Announcer: A-Chucka Norris!

Cole: There it goes again!

Cat: This is too weird.

End of Act One

Act Two

INT. Fletcher and Olive's House

(Olive enters the living room and sits down on the couch. Fletcher is sitting on a chair)

Olive: Hi Fletchie. (Smiles at Fletcher)

(Fletcher doesn't say anything to her)

Olive: Aw, come on.

Fletcher: Do I hear something? (Walks into the kitchen. Olive follows him)

Olive: Fletcher, please answer me.

Fletcher: (Picks up bug spray) Is there a fly in the house?

Olive: Give me that! (Takes the can away from him)

Fletcher: Good thing I have an extra can. (Sprays at Olive)

Olive: (Coughs) You jerk! I think you sprayed me in the face!

Fletcher: Well good. You deserved it. You're lucky it wasn't pepper spray.

Olive: Idiot! How long are you going to be mad at me? This is getting too stupid.

Fletcher: You're stupid, stupid.

Olive: Oh, that's very mature.

Fletcher: Why would I be married to a woman with an eidetic memory who doesn't like Raiders?

Olive: I just didn't understand the movie. Now, can we watch Gremlins 2 tonight? I won't complain about the movie.

Fletcher: Fine, let's watch Gremlins 2.

(Cole enters and looks out the window)

Cole: Fletcher, I'm in big trouble. He's after me.

Fletcher: Who? Is it Lord Moldybutt?

(Glass breaks)

Olive: (Gasps) Fletcher! You said his name!

Cole: No! Not Lord Moldybutt!

(Window breaks)

Olive: Shut up.

Fletcher: Who's after you, Michael Bay?

(Microwave explodes. They all stare confused, wondering how that happened)

Fletcher: Okay, that was weird. Every time I say Michael…

Olive: Shut up! I don't want the house to explode every time you say Michael Bay!

(Cole's car explodes)

Cole: Aw crap! That was my car!

(Runs out of the house)

Fletcher: Okay, let's not say that guy's name ever again.

Olive: Yeah.

End of Act Two

Will Fletcher get even with Olive? Will this be Cole's last day on Earth? We'll find out next time on Fletcher & Olive. Don't forget to review this story (No Bad Reviews) and I'll see you next time for scene three. Till next time my fellow readers.