A/N: I promise I will get more and more of this story out there for everyone to see. I plan on finishing this before March 29th, the official date of the REAL WrestleMania. So this should be a challenge get to me. Let's see if I can make it there.
Chapter 5: Backstage Axxess Part 1: Welcome to the WWE
No Chance...that's what you've got
Up against a machine too strong
Pretty politicians buying souls from us are puppets
A 69 year old man in a gray business suit and a red tie walks down the ramp from the unfinished WrestleMania stage towards the four members of Grojband.
Who'll find their place in line
But tie a string around your finger now boy
'cause it's, it's just a matter of time
Corey, Kin, and Kon start to get goosebumps, as a single particular song starts playing in their heads. The man was the person that called out to them. And that man is no other than Vince McMahon, the Chairman of the Board, and CEO of WWE.
'Cause you've got... No chance... No chance in hell!
You've got... No chance…No chance in hell!
You've got... No chance… No chance in hell!
You've got... No chance… No chance in hell!
The three boys continue to stare at Mr. McMahon up until he makes it towards the band. He takes a look at the faces of Corey, Kin, and Kon, and cracks a smile.
Vince McMahon: By the looks of those faces., I assume you know who I am
Corey, Kin, and Kon: Mr. McMahon!
The three boys bow down as if they're worshiping a god.
Corey, Kin, and Kon: We're not worthy.
The elderly chairman chuckles at the sight of Grojband (except Laney) bowing down to him. But thats what most fans do when their face to face with the man who managed to entertain them every week.
Vince McMahon: Well, that is correct. Ahem! Anyways I bet you're wondering why you're here.
Corey, Kin, and Kon got off the floor.
Corey: Yeah, why are we here in the unfinished WrestleMania stage?
Vince McMahon: Oh I just thought if you could spend a day with some superstars, get autographs, perform a bit for us. You know. It's like your personal and private WrestleMania Axxess, just for Grojband.
Corey: Cool!
Laney: wait, did you say you want us to play in front of you today?
Vince McMahon: Here in WWE, we request that all musical groups that come to perform at our events to demonstrate how good they are, before putting them for everyone to see at a WWE event.
Kin: So its kinda like a pre-show?-
Vince McMahon: Exactly.
Corey: Okay, we'll go get out instruments back in the limo.
Vince McMahon: No need. I'll send someone to pick up your instruments and set it up for you. Just follow me.
So Vince McMahon leads Grojband backstage and out the arena to see a few superstars and divas next to a wrestling ring with a blank black apron outside on the parking lot. A superstar with cargo shorts, sneakers, a blue shirt with the words "Hustle Loyalty Respect' on yellow on the front, and the letters 'U C ME' with the C crossed out, making the phrase 'You can't see me' on the back, sees Grojband and walks toward them.
Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now
You can't see me, my time is now!
Another song swirls in their heads, including Laney, ash they
In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off
My money stacked fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin'
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing -
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
Man: So you must be Grojband?
Corey: Youre... You're... You're John Cena!
John Cena: The one and only.
Kin: Oh my gosh! This is awesome!
Kon: We're face to face with the 15 time World Champion!
Laney: Even I'm shocked
Corey: Who else is here?
John Cena: Well, there's Erick Rowan over there.
Cena points to a bearded man in a hunter green jumpsuit and a sheep mask on. There also seems to be a red beard on the bottom of the mask too.
Laney: Wow, he looks weird.
John Cena: Then there's Goldust and Stardust.
He points to two men in shiny black jumpsuits with patterns on them. One has golden facepaint with black designs to make him look a bit like Darth Maul from the Star Wars franchise. The other dawns red facepaint with a black star in the middle of his face. It was obvious to Grojband to indicate which one is which.
John Cena: Of course, there's Rusev and his advocate, Lana
Cena points to a large man holding a Russian flag, screaming in Russian with a blonde haired woman in a black blouse beside him with a confident look on her face.
Kon: What is he saying?
John Cena: I don't know. I don't speak Russian.
A man with a beard and long red hair walks up to them.
Man: Hey, you must be Grojband, right?
Corey: You're Daniel Bryan!
Daniel Bryan: YES! YES! YES I am.
Kin: You're awesome.
As they were talking, a bald man with a slightly disfigured face wearing a business suit comes forward. He seems to have a disappointed attitude.
Man: So this is what the WWE has come to? Hiring teenagers and their music?
Daniel Bryan: let them be Kane, they're our guests.
Kane: just because Mr. McMahon personally invited you, doesn't mean I have to like you
Corey: Good, because we don't like you since you joined The Authority.
Kane growls a bit and walks away.
John Cena: don't mind him. He just hates everything.
Daniel Bryan: Hey, how about you do a small gig for us superstars. Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods just set up your equipment right now.
He points to the group known as the New Day, as members Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, and Big E start dancing over doing a good deed of setting up Grojband's imstruments.
Corey: Sure, what songs do you want us to sing?
John Cena: Some of your songs, and some of our songs.
Corey: Okay.
So Grojband picks up all of their instruments and prepares to sing.
To be Continued...
A/N: Well, Grojband met some superstars. How cool.
In the next chapter, Grojband will sing some WWE and Grojband songs, but this is not they're big gig, that is coming soon.
I apologize for one of the songs shown having the (not so serious) curse word "Hell". That's what the song says, nothing I can do about it.
Also, in the title "Backstage Axxess" I misspelled the word "access" on purpose because the WWE hosts a small fan convention called "WrestleMania Axxess" before WrestleMania starts.
Anyways, stay tuned for Grojband's pre-performance
