Chapter 7: Backstage Axxess Part 3: Groupies and Grouping on Grojband
The uses arrived at the neighboring town of Normalsville. As they kept driving, the WWE Superstars as well as Grojband get to know each other.
Corey: I've always been a fan of you guys since I was very little.
John Cena: Oh really? Who is your favorite Superstar?
Corey: Well, there was Stone Cold Steve Austin, then The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Eddie Guerrero, the Ultimate Warrior, but if I had to pick, my all time favorite has to be... The Undertaker.
Daniel Bryan: Ooh, the Deadman. Nice choice.
Kin: I've always liked Rey Mysterio. He was awesome.
Daniel Bryan: I hear he's going to make a special appearance in this year's Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.
Kin: Really?
Daniel Bryan: Really.
Kon: Too bad my favorite, CM Punk, isn't going to be at WrestleMania.
Dolph Ziggler: Yeah, that was a surprise to us all when he left last year.
While the guys were talking, Laney was face to face with Erick Rowan. The superstar looked creepy with his cracked sheep mask, looking at Laney for some time now. Erick Rowan takes off his mask and show his face,which only shows his extremely long red beard, stern face, and bald head. He runs his fingers through Laney's darker red hair, slightly creeping her out.
Erick Rowan: Pretty girl.
Laney: Um... thank you? Wait. You know I'm a girl?
Erick Rowan nods and points to Corey.
Erick Rowan: do you like him?
Laney responds by blushing. Erick Rowan, getting the message, let's out a small chuckle.
Erick Rowan: love comes in mysterious ways.
H puts his mask back on to conceal his face. Just at the same time, Ryback comes into the part of the bus with his arms filled with food.
Daniel Bryan: Jeez, Ryback. Did you raid the fridge again?
Ryback: What can I say? The Big Guy has quite an appetite. FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE! FEED ME...!
Ryback starts to shove a hoagie sandwich down his throat, which surprises Kon.
Kon: whoa! You can eat a lot! Just like me
Ryback: what? No! You can't possibly eat more than me
Kon: uh, yeah I can.
Ryback: no, you can't
Kon: Yeah I can!
John: I guess there's only one way to settle this. Food eating contest!
Ryback: Fine by me!
He then plops his food pile onto the table and looks at Kon with a confident smirk.
Ryback: No one can outeat the Big Guy
Kon: We'll see about that!
Kin: I don't know Kon. He looks serious
Corey: come on, Kon can totally win, he can eat almost anything
Kon: yeah!
So Kon and Ryback started to eat all of the food. Ryback swallowed sausages, vegetables, and breads, all whole, while Kon engulfed some fruits, crackers, and meats. The eating contest went a hike until the whole pile vanished as Ryback maintained his jacked up muscular build, while Kon seems to have stayed the same as well
Ryback: I'll admit it kid, you have an iron stomach.
Kon: Thanks. *burps*
The door comes to a complete halt as the door opens and a small Mexican man in a multicolored mask pops by.
John Cena: Hey, what's up Rey Mysterio?
Rey Mysterio: we're here.
The bus empties out into the backstage area of Normalsville's basketball arena, the Belchie's Arena, named after Grojband's favorite fast food chain, Belchie's. As the buses unload several superstars and divas unload the buses, a diva with black hair, black and purple women's wrestling gear and a black leather jacket approaches them.
Diva: You must be Grojband.
The British accented diva catches the attention of the bandmates as they see who the diva is
Corey: Whoa! It's Paige. You're my favorite diva
Paige: Anti-Diva is more like it. I like to differentiate myself from others
Laney: How are you different?
Paige: most divas are blond and show offs, they just make a bunch of poses to get a man's attention, but don't actually wrestle very good. Plus they wear lots of pink. Awful color by the way
Laney: wow, you sound like a pretty cool "anti-diva".
Paige: Thank you
As they were walking, two superstars and one diva came towards the group. The two men are identical in size, facial features, hair, and outfits. They're identical because they're twin brothers. They're names are Jimmy, and Jey Uso. The only way to tell them apart was their face paint. Jimmy wears red tribal face paint with a white border on the right side of his face while Jey has the same pattern and color, except it's mirrored and on the left side of his face. The diva in between named Naomi is wearing the same shirts that the Usos wear, orange with the words 'Uso Crazy' on it. She's also married to Jimmy, which is another way to tell the brothers apart.
Jimmy Uso: So you're the lucky band that gets to play at WrestleMania?
Kon: Yeah!
Jey Uso: That's awesome!
Naomi: Congratulations
Kin: Thanks.
The recently expanded group makes their way into the building where they wait in the backstage area. They talk for several minutes until a WWE official interrupts the group.
Official: Dolph, it's time for your match against Luke Harper.
Dolph Ziggler: Alright then. Wish me luck guys.
Everyone: Good luck Dolph.
Dolph Ziggler follows the official to a set of black drapes with a white X drapes over two black curtains which lead up to the stage and towards the ring. His theme song is also heard, but not too much, in fact, it's barely heard in the backstage area at all. However two sounds of female squealing are heard.
?: GROJBAND! EEEEEEEEEEE!
The squealing reveals itself to be Grojband's ( unofficial ) groupies, Allie Day, and Kate Persky. Allie is the girl with black hair tied into a bushy bun, and wears big round glasses, while Kate is the one with blonde hair, tied into a sleek ponytail. They seem to be running away from some guards.
Security guard: Hey come back here!
Allie: I can't believe you're here at a WWE house show!
Corey: How did you get here? Peaceville's like an hour from here.
Kate: we his under the bus.
*BACKWARDS TIME TRANSITION*
Kate and Allie were writing somewhat crappy Grojband fanfiction in Kate's house a few hours ago.
Kate: Corey and Laney kissed and lived happily ever after. The end.
Allie: That was awesome Kate.
Kate: I know, thanks.
They squeal in excitement for Grojband. All of a sudden, from within the city of Peaceville, a stream of music swirled it's way towards the suburbs and into the earholes of the two nine year old girls. A smile grew on their faces all the way past their eyes as they screamed out loud...
Kate and Allie: GROJBAND!
And with a quick flash, they ran toward the source of the music. Running past everything and everyone in their way as if they're both Sonic the Hedgehog. When they reached the Peaceville Memorial Collisseum's parking lot, they saw the band packing up their instruments and going on one of several WWE tour buses. The one with a picture of The Undertaker with the WrestleMania logo next to him.
Allie: We better go after them!
So they dashed past a John Cena bus, a Daniel Bryan bus, an Ultimate Warrior bus, and a Sting bud as they reached The Undertaker bus. They did the Stop, Drop and Roll maneuver as they rolled themselves underneath the bus, and cling onto the exhaust pipes. They squeal again as the bus starts moving.
*WICKED COOL TRANSITION*
Kate: So that's how we got here.
But then the two security guards after then catches the groupies and slam them to the ground.
Security guard: You two are in so much trouble for trespassing under private property.
Corey: Hey its okay, they're our groupies.
Security guard: Are you sure?
Corey: Yeah sure. Just take them to Mr. McMahon, say that I validated that they're with us.
So the guards took the two girls to find the chairman. As they left, a group of people consisting of three divas and seven superstars. Their names are Kane, The Big Show, Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury, Seth Rollins, Luke Harper, and the Tag Team Champions, Tyson Kidd and Cesaro. The Divas names are Natalya, wife of Tag Team Champion, Tyson Kidd, the Divas Champion, Nikki Bella, and her twin sister Brie Bella.
Seth Rollins: So, you think you can shine and have a WrestleMania Moment by playing a gig?
Kin: Yeah.
Big Show: Yeah right. The Authority will have a WrestleMania Moment
Cesaro: And so will me and Tyson.
Tyson Kidd: Yeah!
Kane: You four made a mistake coming here.
Luke Harper: Not good enough
Nikki Bella: and by the way, your red hair is so ugly.
Brie Bella: So ugly!
The insults came to a halt as WWE Intercontinental Champion, Bad News Barrett, came in front of Corey.
Bad News Barrett: I'm afraid I've got some Bad News!
Corey: You better not...
Bad News Barrett: Your band is mostly a bunch of whiny kids, who haven't reached puberty yet!
Corey: Stop it...!
Bad News Barrett: Why Mr. McMahon invited you is anybody's guess, but the real thing is that you should've stayed home.
At this point, Corey, as well as the rest of Grojband were angry at Bad News Barrett's insults. One more and Corey could snap!
Bad News Barrett: And by the way, why do you call yourselves "Grojband"... it's like the stupid way of saying "garage band" and let your dumb mummies support you in your... "Garbageband"!
Corey: You don't insult our moms! You don't insult my friends! And you don't insult Grojband!
Corey quickly pounces on Bad News Barrett, and starts throwing punches at the British champ. Laney attacks the Bella Twins, while Kin and Kon go after Tyson Kidd and Cesaro. The remaining superstars that insulted the band go after the superstars that befriended them. The brawl was epic, and lasted only a short while. Mr. McMahon came to see the onslaught happen, and brought out several referees to break up the ganged up fight.
Vince McMahon: Alright that's enough! What the hell happened here anyway?!
John Cena: Mr. McMahon, let me explain. Tyson Kidd, Cesaro, Seth Rollins, Big Show, J&J Security, Kane, Nikki and Brie Bella, and Bad News Barrett came to Grojband, started insulting them and started to tear each other apart.
Vince McMahon: Well we don't resolve conflicts with petty schoolhouse russle-tussle! There's only one place to resolve this, that ring outside!
Corey, Laney, Kin and Kon get wide eyes as Mr. McMahon pointed to the black curtains.
Corey: Mr. McMahon, are you saying that we should...
Vince McMahon: Wrestle? Yes! Now Daniel Bryan, John Cena, go to the locker room to prepare for the main event.
John Cena and Daniel Bryan leave the crowd as Mr. McMahon makes another announcement.
Vince McMahon: Tonight, there will be a 6 on 6 tag team match between Seth Rollins, Kane, The Big Show, Luke Harper, Tyson Kidd, and Cesaro against, Ryback, Erick Rowan, Jimmy and Jey Uso, and Kin and Kon Kujira!
Kin and Kon are surprised to see that they're gonna be in a 12 man tag team match.
Vince McMahon: there will also be a Divas tag team match between the Bella Twins against Paige, and Laney Penn!
Laney: I'm gonna wrestle?!
Vince McMahon: Finally. Bad News Barrett will face off against Corey Riffin!
Corey: Alright, I can't wait to pummel his face in!
Mr. McMahon leaves to attend to some business while the superstars and bandmates go their separate ways in their groups as they arrived. They're gonna prepare for their matches tonight!
To be Continued...
A/N: So Grojband is gonna wrestle before doing their big gig. Will they win their matches, I hope so...
Stay tuned for more!