A/N: Let's kick off Grojband's WWE in-ring debuts right now with the 12-Man Tag Team match!
Chapter 8. Kin and Kon Kujira, Erick Rowan, Ryback, and the Usos vs. Big Show, Kane, Luke Harper, Tyson Kidd, Cesaro, and Seth Rollins
The crowd inside the arena roars loud for Dolph Ziggler to win against a strange superstar in red face paint with black spots and a yellow line going down his face. Dolph goes to perform his finishing move, the Zig-Zag by, grabbing the wrestler's neck. However, the mystery superstar grabs Ziggler, raises him high in the air, and slams him down to the ring mat. The superstar pins Dolph Ziggler and the referee counts the pin
Referee: 1... 2... 3!
*DING* *DING* *DING*
He signals the timekeeper that the match is over. The arena is then filled with an eerie sounding song that sounds a bit scary. The announcer finally calls out the mystery wrestler's name.
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match... The Boogeyman!
The red faced superstar, revealed to be called The Boogeyman, then reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a handful of worms. He then stuffs the live worms into his mouth, grossing out some of the fans in attendance.
Kin and Kon watch this match from the locker room TV and nearly puke.
Kin: Why does The Boogeyman always eat worms? It's disgusting!
Kon: I know. But let's not worry about that, right now, let's worry about our match that's up next.
*BODYSLAM TRANSITION*
The arena is filled with a sound of a siren, following some upbeat music. The stage emits a color of yellow, gold, and black as two superstars and one diva walk out to the ring. The crowd, nicknamed the WWE Universe boos for the coming people as the bell tolls.
*DING* *DING* *DING*
Ring Announcer: The following is a Twelve Man Tag Team Match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Natalya, at a total combined weight of 436 pounds, they are the WWE Tag Team Champions, Tyson Kidd and Cesaro!
Tyson Kidd and Cesaro walk to the ring as their music gets interrupted by another song, a bit more strange, and outlandish. The arena turns dark as the stage titantron gets filled with eyes, some in pairs, some even come in clusters. A single light shines upon a man in a scraggly black beard, a sweaty and dirty gray shirt, and a navy blue sleeveless jacket. He also seems to have a crazed look on his face.
Ring Announcer: And their partners first, weighing in at 275 pounds, Luke Harper!
Luke Harper makes his way to the ring as his music is yet again interrupted, this time by fire. Another song in the tune of a scary organ play surrounds the arena. The stage then emits a fire pattern as the next superstar makes his entrance.
Ring Announcer: Weighing in at 323 pounds, Kane!
Kane, who is still wearing his black slacks and dress shoes, but has ditched his shirt, tie, and suit tie, walks to the ring as another song replaces Kane's music, this time, with lyrics.
Well, it's the Big Show!
It's the Big Bad Show now! Oh baby come on!
Well its the Big Show!
Crank it up, turn on them lights! Turn them on
The fore stage emits graphics of blue, silver, and black a a behemoth of a man exits the stage and walks to the ring.
Ring Announcer: Standing at over seven feet tall! Weighing in at 450 pounds. He is the World's Largest Athlete, The Big Show!
Oooooh get ready for something
That you've never known
You wont see it coming
But i promise you'll know
Well its the Big Show
The song is yet again interrupted as another song takes over. The stage is replaced with yellow and red with silver as one more superstars makes his way to the ring. He has black hair on his left side with blonde hair on his right side. He wears tight black pants and a belt, with the buckle having the letters 'SR'. He is also holding a gold briefcase with the green words "Money in the Bank" on both sides.
Ring Announcer: And their tag team partner, from Davenport, Iowa, weighing in at 217 pounds, Mr. Money in the Bank, Seth Rollins!
Seth Rollins makes his way to his team which has all gathered inside the ring, awaiting his opponents. As Seth's music fades, the WWE Universe boos at them, as well as chanting familiar chants to them
Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck!
Suddenly, the chants are silenced and replaced with cheers as the next two superstars are outside the stage and chant some Samoan chants. They also kneel and perform a type of traditional war dance known as the Siva Tau. As they rise, the diva Naomi runs out next to the two superstars, Jimmy and Jey Uso.
Jimmy Uso: Hey! When we say "Us", y'all say "Oh"!
Jimmy and Jey Uso and Naomi: Us-!
Crowd: Oh!
Jimmy and Jey Uso and Naomi: Us-!
Crowd: Oh!
Jimmy Uso: Woo-hoo!
Jey Uso: Let's go!
All three jump up and stomp down, as they stomp, a fireblast erupts from behind them. Also, their music comes into the arena.
I'm on top attaining my peak and everything they said was outta my reach
It's getting so close now I did it all for the hometown
Samoa you release, skip the throw down
I'm on top attaining my peak and everything they said was outta my reach
It's getting so close now I did it all for the hometown
Samoa you release, skip the throw down
And their opponents first, being accompanied to the ring by Naomi, from San Francisco, California, at a total combined weight of 479 pounds, the team of Jimmy and Jey, the Usos!
Had the weight of the world on my shoulders
felt like a lion in a room full of vultures
try to slow me up but the bird got focused
no shine but world still noticed
now I'm bout to earn this, reppin my culture
rockin' my hair lava lava like a soldier...
The Usos enter the ring as the song gets interrupted again, this time by a type of outback and irregular sound. The stage emits a forest pattern as Erick Rowan exits with his sheep mask on.
Ring Announcer: Next, weighing in at 315 pounds, Erick Rowan!
Erick Rowan makes his way to the ring looking at everyone in the arena in a creepily manner. His disoriented music is interrupted by someone's voice.
Feed Me More!
On cue, Ryback makes his way to the ring as the stage emits a mixture of blue and silver. His music starts to have a type of a Rock n' Roll beat to it.
Feed Me More!
Ryback roars to the sky as he moves his arms before bringing them down with such ferocity. He also bows his head down
Feed Me More!
He lifts his head up and roars the last set of his words...
Feed Me More!
Ryback: WAKE UP! IT'S FEEDING TIME!
Ring Announcer: From Las Vegas, Nevada. Weighing in at 296 pounds, Ryback!
Meat on the table yeah, that's what you are
Yeah, you can run but you won't get too far
You're in my jungle and I'll make the kill
Meat on the table, and I'll get my fill!
Ryback walks to the ring shouting out "Feed Me More!" repeatedly. His song switches, possibly for the last time... for now. The beat switches to a techno musical beat
You're going down
You're going down
Kin and Kon walk out of the stage, which is now illuminated with a mixture of red, blue and purple. The make the rock on hand signs and walk to the ring.
Ring Announcer: And their tag team partners. From Peaceville, California. At a total combined weight of 341 pounds, the team of Kin and Kon Kujira!
You're going down
I'll close your page
You're going down
Back to the stone age
Sit right back and let me dial you up
A big kick for your sorry butt
Allie and Kate, who were recently granted all access passes with Grojband courtesy of Vince McMahon, are now sitting in the front row who are cheering loudly for Kin and Kon.
Allie and Kate: EEEEEEEEEE!
They both hold up their signs just like the rest of the crowd. Allie's sign says "I "heart" GB!" While Kate's sign says "Grojband Rules!"
I'll do a blitzkrieg on your wires
Transmit you back to the techno fires
You're going down
You're going down
You're going down
Kin and Kon enter the ring and give high fives to their teammates. While their opponents look at them with anger and ferocity. Both teams go behind opposite turnbuckles except for Seth Rollins on one side, and Kon on the other.
*DING* *DING* *DING*
Seth Rollins charges at Kon who only moves away and runs around the ring. Rollins chases after Kon only for Kin to stick out his leg through the ring ropes and trip Seth Rollins, making hit his nose on the turnbuckle pad.
Crowd: Ooh!
Rollins gets angry at the drummer and grabs him by his shirt collar.
Kon: Hey! Leave my big brother alone!
Kon grabs Seth Rollins and slams him to the mat.
Kin: Tag me in! Tag me in!
Kon tags Kin into the match which Kin then climbs the top of the turnbuckle, and performs a diving Swanton bomb, which means he jumped from the turnbuckle and slams onto Seth Rollins on the floor. He lifts his leg up for the pin, which the referee starts to count.
Referee: one.. two...
But before he could reach three, Seth Rollins lifts up and kicks out of the pin. He then stands up and tags in Kane. He steps into the ring with a menacing look on his face. Kin thinks on his feet and tags in Ryback who delivers a clothesline, which means he stuck his arm out and drags Kane from his neck, down to the mat. Ryback then bashes Seth Rollins out of the ring and into the floor. He goes to tag in Erick Rowan who takes off his mask and tosses it to the side and goes to grab Kane, only for the Big Show to interfere by grabbing Rowan's throat and slamming him to the mat, therefore, performing a Chokeslam.
Kane grabs Rowan's body and pins him down.
Referee: One... two...
But then the pin is interrupted by the Usos who pull Kane away and throw punches at him. The Tag Team Champions, Tyson Kidd and Cesaro enter the ring to Stop Jimmy and Jey, but end up getting a superkick to their faces, and make them topple to the floor. The Usos then run up to the opposing side, stretch out the ropes, and catapult themselves onto the champs.
All holds break loose as Luke Harper goes after Kin and Kon, only for them to double team against Harper. Kon grabs Kin and throws him against Harper, doing a Spear maneuver to him. Erick Rowan regains his stability to stand up to see Ryback slamming down the Big Show.
Ryback: FINISH IT!
Ryback struggles a bit but manages to pick up the 450 pounds human whale over his shoulders. He stomps around for a bit before running and falling on his back, plummeting the 'World's largest athlete to the mat.
Erick Rowan sees Kane and gives him a Chokeslam. Meanwhile, Seth Rollins attacks both Kin and Kon in front of Allie and Kate.
Allie and Kate: NOOOOOO!
Seth Rollins: This is what happens when you cross with me!
He throws the two bandmates onto the floor and gets ready for his finisher, the Curbstomp, which means he knocks out his opponents by stomping on the back of their heads. But before he could Curbstomp them...
I hear voices in my head
The council me
They understand
They talk to me!
Seth Rollins looks to the stage which is now illuminated with swirling patters of red, yellow, and orange, as he recognizes the song and who it belongs to.
You got your rules and your religion
All designed to keep you safe
But when rules start getting broken
You start questioning your faith
I have a voice that is my savior
Hates to love and loves to hate
I have the voice that has the knowledge
And the power to rule your fate
Suddenly another superstar comes outside and eyes at Seth Rollins. This superstar is none other than the "Apex Predator" Randy Orton, Seth Rollins' WrestleMania opponent. However, he only stands there. Watching the match.
I hear voices crying
I see heroes dying
I taste the blood that's drying
I feel the tension rising
The song fades away as Kin and Kon use Randy Orton's distraction to their favor. The grab Rollins and pull him towards the barricade, knocking him out for the rest of the match.
Jimmy Uso: Kin! Kon! Tyson Kidd and Cesaro are unconscious. Pin them!
As it was true. Inside the ring now was only Kane and Erick Rowan, the two legal men for the match, with Tyson Kidd and Cesaro lying on the mat. Rowan Chokeslams Kane again and makes a pin. With no time to lose, Kin and Kon go on opposite sides, climb the turnbuckles and leap into the air, ending with a slam to Kidd and Cesaro. Along with Rowan's pin on Kane, Kin and Kon pin Kidd and Cesaro, in which the referee counts away anyway.
Referee: One... two... three!
He signals the timekeeper that the match is now over
*DING* *DING* *DING*
Since he was the legal man in the match. Erick Rowan's music starts to play as the crowd erupts into cheers for Kin and Kon's team winning team match.
Ring Announcer: The winners of this match, the team of the Usos, Erick Rowan, Ryback, and Kin and Kon Kujira!
Allie and Kate cheer for the winning team and stick their tongues out to Seth Rollins, who is starting to stand up. Only to be face to face with his WrestleMania opponent.
Randy Orton: How low can you possibly go?! Tried to make them go to the hospital for several months just like you did to me?! You're gonna get it now at WrestleMania! And here's a quick example!
Orton then grabs Seth Rollins, by his neck, twists around, and pulls him to the floor face first. Successfully performing his finishing move, the R.K.O. He then leaves the stage but points to the big WrestleMania sign above the ring, followed by an uproar of cheers.
Kin and Kon witnessed the whole thing and automatically thought it was awesome to see Randy Orton's R.K.O up close. But also, they're happy because they've won their first match in WWE, but however... it might be their only match.
To be Continued...
A/N: if you thought I did a sloppy job with this match, I highly apologize for that. But if you enjoyed the match, thank you for enjoying this.
Next match: The Bella Twins vs. Paige and Laney Penn