...I hope you fuckers are happy.

Princess Peach Toadstool farted a thunderous, deep pitched brassy tuba toot from her farting big butt as she fanned the air, giggling like a little girl as she once again typed her little 'HE' thread and filled up the captcha, with the other Mario characters looking at her. "Peeyew! I did it once again!"

"Aren't you just the funniest girl around..." Princess Daisy sarcastically remarked as she was babysitting Bowser Junior and Diddy Kong, who were tearing apart Yoshi's Island as Daisy was chained up to Peach's butt, with Peach farting a brassy orchestra of tuba toots. "Oh my god..."

Wario was eating Doritos as he chugged Mountain Dew down his mouth, laughing as he watched Gwonam the Squadalah guy smack the booing cavemen with the map of Koradie.

Super Mario watched as Falco Lombardi rode in his new Mistubishi, which then transformed into a Honda Ford with a Burger King crown on his head.

"I stole this from the Koopalings!" Falco exclaimed as he was driving around Seaside Hill in a fancy car.

"Ray, lmao!" Rayquaza stated as he was rolling around at the speed of sound, making silly fax and just then literally mega evolving into Mega Rayquaza as he blasted off at the speed of light.

"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!" Crazy Hand exclaimed as he smashed several of the Smashers inside a Monster Truck, being an evil motherfucker as he had several sluts in his truck, being a pimp.

Meanwhile, Waluigi was searching on the web. He came across a set of amiibos, but one thing in particular stood out... an amiiboo of Toad.
Waluigi looked at the Toad amiibo. "So this little asshole gets an amiibo, but I DON'T!?" He then proceeded to change his tumblr URL to "WaluigiTehWah" and hate-buy thousands of Toad amiibos. What a fucking dick.

"...I'm feeling hungry." Luigi stated as he chucked away the plate of spaghetti and plain bagel he was originally going to eat, instead eating his blue overalls, only to be arrested by King Bob-omb and Goomboss.

"Pika," Pikachu commented as he was solving a math problem while eating pumpkin pie. "Chu, bitch."

"Okay!" Ness stated as he burped and farted at the same time while browsing DeviantArt, losing his PSI powers as he saw pictures of Giygas naked.

"...Now I'm gonna have to send you to the Shadow Realm!" Quoted the Baneposting witch from Hyrule Warriors, Cia, as she gave off a huge burp and sent to the Shadow Realm.

"Ha ha," Viridi stated as she began smoking weed, having loads of dank cash around here. "This kush gives me a push!"

"FUCKING HELL, VIRUDI ALL YOU FUKING CARE ABOUT IS WEED, WHY NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LACK OF EDGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Exclaimed the edgy black winged angel known as Dork Shit. "HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK FRIGGING CRAP CRUD DICK CUCK ORANGE!" Dark Armpit screamed again cause he's dank. LIKE MY DAD, JK LOL.

"Dark Pit, give me a wedgie!" Lucas exclaimed as he tugged onto Dark Pit's black wings.

Turning around and nodding, Dark Pit and George Lucas began having a hot kissing session with each other... making Ike puke chicken as Lucario slammed his left hand on his forehead, not believing this bullshit.

"I'm really feeling it!" Shulk exclaimed as he got an erection, liking what he was seeing as Lady Palutena farted so loud, it broke the entire planet into four sections, one for Spring, the other for Summer, another for Autumn, and the last one for Winter.

"I'm... expanding my dong! I'm actually giving birth!" Donkey Kong exclaimed as he made a monkey out of himself and gave birth to Pichu, who had cheesecake in his hands.

"Congratulations!" Birdo stated as she glanced at Pichu, shaking her head at it. "...It's transgender."

"Isn't that good, though?" R.O.B. asked as he glanced down to see he had a smart bomb in his hands, causing the entire hospital to explode in such a fiery fashion, it would make Michael Bay cry.

"Look! I made a funny!" Pichu stated as she made a cheesecake recreation of the universe, with it being nothing but cheesecake.

Mr. Patch scoffed as he then did a live orchestrated remix of his theme from Banjo Tooie, playing with several random former coworkers from the abandoned Witchyworld amusement park.

"Time to save the falcon world!" Captain Falcon exclaimed as he burned down all of the Mushroom Kingdom to the ground by spamming his Falcon Punch, shouting 'YES' over and over again, with

"Look at my hand implants!" Toad exclaimed as he was bringing all the Octorocks to the graveyard, where he then murdered them all. With his bare hands.

"Tahaya!" Toadette peed herself in glee as she watched her boyfriend, who was actually her brother that was also her son from the future that Lucina came from, destroyed all of Squidward's bastard children.

"Shit just got real," King Bowser Koopa stated as he was watching Mario and Petey Piranha have a break dancing contest, turning to his boney relative. "We're gonna need more subs!"

"Korttork, of course we do..." Dry Bowser muttered as he was doing one of his many random jobs.

JUST THEN ROTOR THE WALRUS FROM ARCHIE SONIC OR SOMETHING CAME BUSTING THROUGH THE DOOR, WITH SEVERAL DVD COPIES OF SATAM. AND KEN PENDERS WAS THERE, MAKING CLONES OF ENCHILADAS.

"Mario, look out, a swatbot is about to hit you," Rotor stated while dunking his donut into a mug of coffee.

Mario watched as the GUN Truck came for him, big goy, with Shadow The Hedgehog chasing after Silver The Hedgehog on his bike, with the silver colored hedgehog using his psychic power to fly.

"Mamma mia," Mario stated as he took out a rocket launcher and placed it in his mouth. "I'm joining my other counterparts."

The pesky plumber killed himself. Only to respawn into two versions of himself because not only did he eat a green 1 Up Mushroom, but he also ate a Double Cherry.

And thus, the cycle was doomed to repeat.

"...Isn't this exciting?" Arceus stated sarcastically as Yoshi wose from his gwave, turning into an altered beast as he became the Rhedosaurus from the Beast of 20,000 Fathoms, getting into a poker match with Godzilla and the Tyrannosaurus Rex from Jurassic Park.

THE END... of the stupidest thing I've ever written.

THIS WAS NOT LIVE FROM NEW YORK CITY ON TOP OF GRUNTILDA WINKYBUNION'S UGLY BLACK HAT

(still not racist btw)

"Yeah right," Chrom added as he was on Google Chrome, doing chrome things as everything in his house was made out of fucking chrome.