yay! im finnaly done with all of my projects and got an a on all of them!! and i got into njhs :D!!!! ok but youre here to read the story. i don't own twilight. stephenie meyer does. also, the school years almost done and i got my yearbook!!

Bella POV

Okay, phase one, steal the teddy bear. I was going to distract him, Jasper was going to find Edward's teddy bear and steal it, and Emmett was stetting up outside.

"Ready, Bella?" Jasper asked me.

"When I'm wearing my mini-skirt, you know I'm ready." For I had gone home and changed into my pink spaggetti-strap tanktop with black lace around the collar. I was also wearing my denim mini-skirt that was only enough to cover my ass up with it. Edward didn't like it when I wore it around people but he did allow me to wear it when I was alone with him. ;)

"Okay. Go in and really dazzle him." He winked at me and I blushed at that.

So I walked towards his room, stood in the doorway, and looked at him with my "special" look with one hand on the door frame and one hand on my hip.

Edward POV

I was sitting in my room writing a song for Bella until I heard her come to my room. I looked up to see Bella in the doorframe but did a double-take. She was going to do something to me because she was eyeing me and she was wearing her mini-skirt.

"Hey, Edward," she said seductively.

"Hi...Bella." I murrured questionly. I put my papers down and sat in a more "formal" postition. She was giving ne one of "those" looks so she was going to go something to me.

"Whatcha doin'?" she asked with a mischievious grin on her face.

"I'm writing a song for you." I said. A/N: That's soooo romantic Edward!

"Why are you doing that when you can have fun with me?" She grabbed my shirt and pressed her lips to mine. She was going somewhere and liked it. A/N: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! Naughty, naughty!!!!! ;)

"Okay, Bella," I said while grabbing her waist, "I'll 'play' with you." I pinned her to the ground, gave herr al these hikies, and kissed her juicy, full, rosy, red lips.

Ten Minutes Later... :)

After a long time on the ground, A/N: No, they're not having sex; they're having an orgasm. I heard Bella whine: "I'm cold! Let's go outside 'cause it's nice and warm out there."

"Of course Bella," I murrurred into her ear, "anything you want."

"Yay:D" she chirpped.

Jasper POV

Finally! They're gone! Now I can steal Fuzzy Fluffy McFluffensten. I went to th back of his closet, tore out the very back floorboard efforlessly, and threw it so that i hit Edward's computer.

"Yes!" I did my little Telletubbies dance and sang that Dora the Explorer song at the end of every show.

After that little "moment", I ran outside at vampire speed and gave the bear to Emmett.

Emmett POV

"Do you have it?" I asked Jasper.

"Yeah. I gots it right hurr, yo. Gangstaaaaaa..." He did one of his annoying ganster impressions again.

"Don't do that again." I said as I took the bear away from him.

"Okay D': "

"Now, I have the bear now, right?" I said to him.

"Yeah. Obviously." Jasper said sarcastically.

"I know, because I'm holding it."

"Yeah. Awsome."

"I know."

"I know you know."

"I know that you know you know you know."

"I know that you know that you know that you know that you know."

"Great."

"Okay, so recap."

"Okay, so you run-"

"Wait," Jasper cut me off. Bastard."I thought that you were the one that was going to run up to Edward, mastrbate, wipe your ass, and act all sexual with it, and then lick Bella's neck and say,"I'm saving you for dessert. ;)"

"No, it's you." I said nonchallantly.

"Why?!"' Jasper groaned.

"Because Edward will bite my head off. You know that temper of his."

"But-"

"Anyway," I interrupeted him, "you go run up to Edward and do all that good stuff, you go lead him here, he steps over that rope I put up, and plop! goes the bucket of honey and seeds on him."

"Then we open that box full of bees and the cage full of birds over him?!"

"Yeah...sure..." That wasn't in the plan.

"Edward's going to be soooo pissed off at us." Jasper said as he smiled.

"I know, right?" I replied.

Jasper then ran off to the porch. A/N: You can't wait, can you? ;)

Jasper POV

As soon as I was at the porch, I took out Fuzzy Fluffy McFuffenstein and yelled, "Hey Edward, look who I have!!!"

THE END!!!

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