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Chapter Four: Sasuke's Hook up
(Time skip 4 years later)
Over the years Naruko had turned into quite the Kunoichi and Tsunade's medic techniques Minato had protested as first but Naruko talked him into it. Over the years Naruko had also become great friends with Sasuke and his older brother Itachi who coupled with Kushina taught Naruko about the uses of her sharingan and teaching her that while the sharingan is a powerful tool it doesn't make you invincible so Naruko focus on developing her body's natural strength and speed so unfortunately she met Neji's over-zealous sensei Might Guy who tried to get her to wear the 'Green Spandex of Youth' but Naruko politely told him that she had her clan armor that she preferred and she also pointed out that the outfit was more for guys then girls as the outfit clung to the body and she didn't want people staring at her with lust as she was a very well developed girl for her age, personally she blamed Kurama but Kurama told her that it was her mother's genetics that made her who she was and she had done nothing to her. Naruko also made a very shocking discovery about herself, she was in love with Hinata and she also learned that Hinata loved her back. The day before graduation Hinata, Naruko, Ino and Sakura were in the bath house Naruko was soaking and practicing using her sharingan. Ino was looking at Naruko with a bit of shock and jealousy.
"Naruko how did your boobs grow so big I mean your only 13 and I'd say they're atleast a C-cup?" Ino asked.
"This is kind of embarrassing but I was just born this way I mean my Kaa-san has a rather develop chest and my Obaa-chan is Tsunade herself so I kind of got that gene from both sides of the family." Naruko says as she scratched the back of her head.
"Come on there has to be something you're doing?"
"Well for one I'm eating three square meals a day besides you look me in the eye and say you could say no to eating everything my Kaa-san puts on your plate." Naruko shuddered as she remembered the one time Jiraiya had gotten on Kushina's bad side.
"But even so aren't you worried about your figure?"
"Not really I mean look at me I've got a body most girls our age would kill for."
"What's your secret?" Sakura asked.
"I exercise every day and Kaa-san and Nagato nii-san put me through the ringer with my training and I make sure I eat a very balanced diet and I take care of my body's physical needs."
"Naruko-chan I think we should get out now after all your mom was going to go over some ocular training after we left." Hinata says.
"Ok Hinata-chan." Naruko smiles and they both get out then walk towards changing area and Naruko dawn her clan armor while Hinata gets into a fluffy beige jacket and blue pants. "Hinata-chan why do you wear that jacket?" Naruko asks as they start walking towards Naruko's compound.
"Well…I'm kind of embarrassed about my figure I mean I've got a pretty good body but it's not as good as yours." Hinata says a bit downtrodden.
"Hinata-chan what are you talking about your body is just as sexy as mine is but it's not the body that I see, it's the soul of the person behind it." Naruko smiles at her girlfriend.
"Thanks Naruko-chan." Hinata smiles back. After 10 minutes of walking they arrived back at Naruko's house and they both walk in and they see Maikeru and Minato talking animatedly while Mikoto and Kushina were sparring one another.
"Kaa-chan I'm home." Naruko calls out. Kushina and Mikoto stopped sparring and Kushina walked over to her daughter.
"Welcome home Naruko how was the Bath house?" Kushina asks
"IT was good Kaa-chan I was also practicing with my sharingan to make sure that Ero-Jiji wasn't peeping."
"I wouldn't peep on my own granddaughter." Jiraiya said walking in
"Yet you tried to peep on your daughter-in-law and son on their honey moon." Maikeru said chuckling at his father.
"Hey!"
"Anyway Naruko how goes your training with your sharingan?" Maikeru asks his niece
"Good Oji-san I'm getting really good at casting genjutsu with it I even tricked that stupid Ebisu with a very powerful genjutsu." Naruko says as she smiles evilly.
"What did you do?" Kushina asks
"I made him think he was a ballerina." Everyone in the entire room busts out laughing but after a few minutes an Anbu landed in front of them bowing.
"Hokage-sama the civilian council has asked for your presence as well as Naruko-sama and Sasuke-sama." The Anbu said
"Joy." Minato rolled his eyes then he looked at his daughter. "Go get Sasuke and then I get to introduce you to the wonderful world of politics."
"Can Hinata-chan come with us?" Naruko asked giving her father the dreaded 'puppy dog eyes' jutsu.
"Fine just stop with the eyes." Minato looked at his wife who was barely holding back a laugh. "I'll get you back for this later Kushina-chan." Minato growls huskily in his wife's ear making her blush a deep scarlet. Naruko ran upstairs and knocked on the door to Sasuke's room when said Uchiha came walking out then he saw Naruko standing there and he smiled at his friend/sister.
"Hi Sasuke the civilian council want to see us and tou-san."
"Great." Sasuke said as he rolls his eyes. "Ever since the Uchiha were killed off I've been getting treated like a god given form or something I think they're sucking up to me." Naruko giggled and slung her arm around Sasuke.
"Ah come on Sasuke atleast you can get discounts for your tomato addiction."
"Oh like your ramen addiction and the addiction to the color orange." Sasuke countered smugly.
"I'M NOT ADDICTED TO RAMEN!" Naruko reached for a kunai
"WELL I AM NOT ADDICTED TO TOMATOES!" Sasuke shouted back drawing his own kunai.
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP 'TTEBANE!" Kushina's voice called from below
"Yes Kaa-san." Naruko said fearful of her mother's wrath, Sasuke didn't respond but he too knew that when Kushina told you to do something you did it and you didn't complain. Naruko flashed her sharingan at Sasuke as a way to get under his skin.
"Stop doing that." Sasuke said hotly.
"You're just jealous that I've got three tomoe and you've only got two." Naruko stuck her tongue out.
"I'll get my third tomoe soon!" Sasuke countered.
"That's about as likely as you coming out of the closet."
"I'm not gay!"
"Then how come you never tried to hit on me I mean every other boy did."
"Because I knew you were already with Hinata." Sasuke says blushing slightly.
"Oh do I detect a hint of jealousy?"
"No I'm not after you or Hinata I've got my eye set on someone else."
"Oooooooh who?" Naruko said a glint in her eyes.
"Promise not to tell anyone."
"Promise."
"Pinky promise." Sasuke held out his hand.
"Fine…" Naruko held out her's. "I pinky promise I won't tell anyone."
"It's Sakura but I wish she wouldn't yell all the time and I had the courage to tell her."
"Don't worry I'll help you they always say jealousy is the best motivator."
"That's what you said about pain."
"Well she's right." A voice said right behind them and they both turned to see Nagato rubbing his eyes and walking out of his room.
"Hi Nagato nii-san." Naruko said smiling.
"Hi Naruko imoto."
"How's Konan nee-chan?" Nagato instantly gets a huge blush on his face.
"W-what do you mean?" Naruko takes out a small tag from her ninja pouch and hands it to Nagato.
"Do you know what this is nii-san?"
"A silencing tag."
"Yes. NOW USE IT!" Naruko yells storming off Nagato blushing up a storm and realizing he forgot to apply it last night and since Naruko slept right next to him she heard everything and probably didn't get much sleep. Nagato walked back into his room and saw a sleeping Konan on his bed and he walks over and kissed her on the cheek which caused her to wake up.
"Morning Konan-chan." Nagato smiled Konan rubbed her eyes and got out of bed but then the events of the previous night came back to her and she remembered she was naked. Instantly she covered herself up but Nagato caught her in a kiss and she melted into her lover, when they separated Konan smiled and looked at Nagato with deep love.
"Morning Nagato-kun." Konan said a sexy smile on her lips then she got up but then he knees gave out but Nagato grabbed her before she fell and picked her up bridal style towards the bathroom. "You're so sweet." Konan kissed Nagato on the cheek.
"Only the best for you Konan-chan." Nagato opened the shower and then placed her on the small seat in the shower. "I'm going to go Konan-chan I promised Itachi that I would spar with him today, by the way you were fantastic Konan-chan." Nagato gave a small wink to her and she blushed.
"You were fantastic yourself Nagato-kun I never knew that you had such stamina."
"The benefits of being an Uzumaki." Nagato walked out of the room and when closed the door Yahiko was standing there a smile on his face.
"Looks like you finally hooked up with Konan, only took you 4 years." Yahiko said.
"Screw you Yahiko." Nagato joked.
"Anyway let's go you promised Itachi you'd spar him and I want fight you after this."
"Yeah." Nagato and Yahiko walked outside and saw Itachi standing there. Itachi took a battle stance and Nagato did the same then without warning they both charged one another.
(With Naruko, Hinata, Sasuke and Minato)
Naruko and the others were standing in the middle of the council chambers while Minato was sitting in the Hokage chair.
"Now can I ask why I was called here on my day off?" Minato asked annoyed.
"We the civilian council would like to propose a marriage between Uchiha-sama and Naruko-sama." Homura said stepping forward. Instantly the room was flooded with Naruko's killer intent and the civilian half fainted and even the shinobi half founded it hard to breathe. When Naruko stopped it took a few minutes for the civilians to wake up but when they did they were extremely cautious and a few felt like they were looking at a mini Kushina.
"Welcome back to the world of the living." Naruko says and she smiled sweetly.
"Like mother like daughter I suppose." Hiashi said to the amusement of the shinobi council.
"Now what was this about trying force an arranged marriage between my sharingan hime and Sasuke?" Minato asks in a deadly tone.
"We believe it is in the best interests of the Village to make a clan with the blood of Senju and Uchiha flowing through both the child and mother." A rather portly man on the civilian council said.
"Not happening." Naruko said defiantly.
"YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TO MARRY UCHIHA-SAMA!" a woman with pink hair screeched at Naruko who clamped her hands over her ears.
"Why should I marry Sasuke I'm perfectly happy with the person I'm seeing currently?"
"Who would that be Naruko-sama?" Hiashi asked although he already knew.
"Hinata could you come here for a second?" Naruko turned to Hinata who blushed but walked forward and when she was close enough Naruko kissed her full on the lips and soon afterword the kiss become more passionate and they started using their tongues and some of the men collapsed with nose bleeds while Hiashi chuckled at his daughter's girlfriend's prank.
"Ok Naruko that's enough I think you've proven your point." Minato said and the two broke apart.
"As you can see I'm not into guys anyway besides Sasuke and I are too closely related it would feel like incest to me and I think Sasuke has his sights else were." Naruko said cryptically.
"Who?" Homura asked.
"Not my place to say and if Sasuke doesn't want to tell you then that's up to him."
"I don't." Sasuke said stopping any questions that were going to be asked.
"Now I'm going as I would like to spend the rest of my day with my family?" Minato said exasperated
"Hai Hokage-sama." Everyone departed and Minato motioned to the three children and they all left the council chambers and headed for home.
(Time skip the next day)
Naruko woke up the next morning and stretched out then got up and got dressed in her armor then walked down stairs and saw her mother in the kitchen making breakfast.
"Morning Kaa-chan." Naruko said
"Morning my little flower." Kushina responds
"Mom, I'm not a little girl anymore I'm almost a kunoichi the most badass of the lot." Naruko complained at her mother's nickname for her.
"I know 'Ttebane but you're all grown up and I'm so proud of you it's all I can do to stop from crying."
"Aww~ Kaa-chan." Naruko hugs her mother and Kushina hugs her back.
"Anyway Naruko-chan let's get you ready for the academy so you can earn that headband."
"Hai kaa-chan!"
"Now go wake up Sasuke I'm sure he won't want to be late on the last day."
"Hai!" Naruko then runs upstairs and opened the door silently and then walked right next to him then shouted. "WAKE UP!" Sasuke shot out of bed clinging to the ceiling with chakra sharingan activated. Sasuke looked around and saw Naruko standing there laughing her ass off.
"Damn it Naruko don't wake me up like that you know I hate that." Sasuke said as he released the chakra holding him up and he landed on his bed.
"I know I just couldn't resist plus today's the last day of the academy and I've got a little plan to help you with Sakura but you got to let it work so don't do or say anything until I'm done."
"Ok."
"Basically I thought of several ideas one; I get knocked into you and accidently kiss you causing Sakura to get extremely jealous about me stealing your first kiss but I don't think Hinata-chan would appreciate that nor would you. Two; I give you a dare to kiss her and you can tell her your feelings afterword. Three; I trip Sakura with a small genjutsu and you catch her becoming her guardian angel."
"I kind of like that middle one."
"I figured you would so here's what we do, you and I start arguing in the hall way making me accuse you of being gay which you deny and I say 'if you're not gay prove it, I dare you to kiss one of your fangirls' and you of course chose Sakura."
"Alright let's do this." Sasuke then looked at Naruko. "I kind of need to get dressed for the day."
"Say no more." Naruko walked out closing the door behind her. then Sasuke gets up and walks into his closet and pulls out his usual clothing and put them on, then he walked down stairs and saw Naruko sitting at the table with pancakes and the various other foods that Kushina had made this morning on it.
"Morning Kushina-sama." Sasuke bowed.
"Ugh." Kushina sighed. "Well your mother has instilled manners in you I'll give her that but must you always call me 'sama' it makes me feel old."
"Oh give him a break Kushina he's just being polite." Mikoto's voice was heard from behind Sasuke who turned around and hugged his mother. "Look at you my little Sasuke you're all grown up now and about to become a shinobi just like your brother."
"I'll prove that I'm just as much a prodigy as Itachi is." Sasuke said determined.
"Good luck Otōto I was taught by Shinigami-sama before he became Shinigami-sama." Itachi said walking out of his room. Everyone sits down when Minato appears in a flash in his Kage outfit. Just then Shisui walks down followed by Konan, Nagato and Yahiko and they all sit down and as one they say.
"Itadakimasu." And they all start eating and Naruko looks around at her family and then she smiled and continued to eat when she looked at the clock on the wall she tapped Sasuke on the shoulder.
"Kaa-san we have to go or well be late for the academy could you save my breakfast I might be hungry after the graduation exam." Naruko said.
"Sure Naruko-chan do you want me to save your's too Sasuke?" Kushina asked
"No thank you Kushina-sama you can give it to Nii-san as he's got a big mission today and I can tell he's still hungry as he's been eying my pancakes like a starved wolf." Sasuke responds and Itachi looks at Sasuke with a look of gratitude on his face.
"Thank you Otōto." Itachi says as he smiles.
"No problem nii-san." Naruko and Sasuke then get up grab their gear and run out the door.
"Now to begin operation 'Hook up' now remember Sasuke we've only got one shot at this so don't mess it up." Naruko says.
"I won't." when they arrive at the academy and they walk into the hallway and Naruko nods at Sasuke then she says in a rather loud voice.
"I'm just saying you haven't looked at any girls and when Hinata-chan and I make out in front of you, you never get a nose bleed as most guys do."
"What if I'm just waiting for the right girl?" Sasuke responded hotly.
"Yeah right the only thing you're waiting for is the right time to come out of the closet."
"FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT GAY!"
"If you're not gay prove it, I dare you to kiss one of your fangirls." Naruko and Sasuke walk into the room and every one of Sasuke's fangirls was staring at Naruko with murder in their eyes.
"Sakura." Sasuke looks at her his throat drying up.
"Yes Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asks her anger forgotten temporarily
"Could you come here for a second?"
"Sure." Sakura walks forward and when she gets right next to him Sasuke grabs her shoulders and kisses her and Sakura melts into the kiss.
"Well Sasuke you did it, you kissed the love of your life now let's see how she reacts."
"Sasuke-kun's kissing me he's really kissing me if this is a genjutsu I never want it to end." There was a moment of silence in which everyone starred at Sasuke and Sakura then the fangirls erupted in anger and they charged Naruko and Sakura but Naruko stepped in front of them and drew Madara's Gunbai from a storage seal on her shoulder and she stuck the point in the ground and shouted out.
"YOU…SHALL NOT….PASS!" Naruko shouted and unleashed a torrent of chakra stopping the fangirls in their tracks. Naruko looked and to her surprise Ino wasn't among the fangirls and when Naruko looked around for her Naruko saw that Ino was just standing back smiling and shaking her head.
"Alright Sasuke that's enough." Sakura and Sasuke separated and Sasuke had a full face blush. Sakura looks as Sasuke with shock and he refused to make eye contact with her.
"Sasuke-kun….do… do you like me?" Sakura asked
"Come one Sasuke you can do it this is your chance." Sasuke thought. "H-h-h-Hai." Sasuke stuttered. If Naruko hadn't been holding the fan girls back with her chakra they would have gone into a frenzy
"Naruko-chan I think you can stop scaring Sasuke's ex fangirls if you don't mind." Hinata said.
"Sure Hinata-chan." Naruko stops the chakra and Sasuke gives the fangirls a sharingan enhanced glare and after a few minutes they backed off and Naruko grabbed her Gunbai and sheathed it then she goes to sit down next to Hinata and Sasuke sits next to Sakura. A few minutes later Iruka arrived in the class room and looked around but everyone was still silent from shock at what had happened with Sakura and Sasuke, and out of fear of Naruko's power.
"Alright everyone today we take the graduation exam!" Iruka said and everyone looks excited and one by one they are called in and finally Naruko's name was called and she walked in and saw Iruka with a clip board in his hands. "Alright Naruko please preform the transformation jutsu and transform into anyone you desire." Naruko nods and brings her hand into the ram sign.
"Henge!" Naruko calls out and in burst of smoke Naruko transforms into Madara, and then speaks in his voice. "Kyūbi this transient form is nothing more than a nodule. You're only a piece of yourself. You are just an ignorant unstable power…Those who shall guide you are the Uchiha, you tailed beasts are simply servants of those with visual prowess!"
"Why did you chose him of all people?" Kurama complains.
"You might not like him but he's still my Jiji and I still care for him I hope I get to meet him some day."
"Trust me you don't."
"Madara, interesting choice you even matched his voice perfectly, full marks on the transformation test." Iruka says marking it down on his clip bored. "Next the Kawarimi no Jutsu." (Body replacement technique) Iruka throws several kunai at Naruko who swaps out with the log at in the corner of the room with a 'XP' face on it. "Full marks well done Naruto." Iruka says and he rights it down on his clip board. "Now for the Bunshin no jutsu."
"Hey Iruka sensei can it be any kind of clone jutsu so long as I can make three?" Naruto asks.
"Yes it can be Naruko why do you ask?" Iruka responds.
"Because I can't do normal clones because I have too much chakra but I can do another Bunshin jutsu want to see?" Naruko says excitedly
"Sure Naruko." Iruka smiles.
"Taju Mokuton Bunshin no Jutsu!" (Multi Wood Clone Jutsu) instantly the wooden floor beneath them sprouts out 25 wood clones of Naruko all perfectly mimicking her likeness.
"Well done Naruko you pass congratulations."
"Thanks Iruka sensei!" Naruko grabs her headband then bounces out of the room then when she walks out she sees Nagato, Yahiko, Konan, Minato, Kushina, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke, Hinata, Hiashi and Hikari standing there smiling.
"I see my little flower passed." Kushina says as she sees her headband.
"Mom I'm a kunoichi now but I'll make you proud and I say we go to the Golden Lotus for dinner to celebrate?"
"Yeah that sounds like fun!" Hinata said.
"Come on Naruko that is the most expensive and exclusive place in all of Konoha." Konan says. "I mean Nagato-kun had to set the reservation 3 months and even then we had to wait for an hour before we made it into the restaurant."
"Come on tou-san could get us into it easily." Naruko said smiling.
"I doubt even I could do that but aw what the heck." Minato said and they all walked off towards the Golden lotus Itachi instantly sees a Hyūga girl walking around with Neji and instantly he blushes a deep crimson.
"Yukari nee-chan!" Hinata calls out and said woman turns around and looks at Hinata and her eyes widen.
"Hashi-sama, Hikaru-sama, Hinata-sama." Yukari says and she bows.
"Yukari how many times do I have to tell you not to call me Sama?" Hiashi asked exasperated
"You know what they say about old habits uncle." Neji says laughing at his sister's embarrassment. Yukari bonked him on the head with a dark glare on her face, then she noticed Itachi and she blushed up a storm and turned away from him.
"Someone has a crush on Nii-san." Sasuke said in a sing-song voice to which Itachi replied with his patented forehead poke.
"Shut up Sasuke." Itachi replied blushing and avoiding eye contact with Yukari.
"Anyway we're going to the golden lotus want to come with us?" Naruko asked
"Sure that sounds like fun if you can get us in that is." Yukari responds
"I have my methods." Naruko smirks evilly everyone took a step away from her because they all knew the wrath of Naruko's pranks. When they arrived at the golden lotus the owner saw Minato walking towards him.
"Hokage sama how can I help you?" the owner asked
"I'd like a table for 15." Minato respond
"Well Hokage-sama you're in luck this is a relatively uncrowded this evening so we can actually seat you right away." After a few minutes they all sat down and started placing their orders. Itachi was looking at Yukari with a full face blush clearly visible the two kept staring at each other but neither one said a word. Eventually the food arrieved and they all started eating telling jokes and laughing no one noticed the fact that Itachi and Yukari had left until it was time to leave and they found a note from Itachi with a wad of cash to pay for his and Yukari's meal.
"Itachi getting lucky tonight." Jiraiya half joked Tsunade bonked him over the head little did they know how right Jiraiya was. Everyone got up and walked to their respective compounds and Naruko kissed Hinata good night and Jiraiya started furiously scribbling in his notepad but Naruko activated her Susano'o and grabbed the notepad with a look at her grandfather.
"Jiji this better not be for you perverted book." Naruko glared at her grandfather and the others glared with her. Jiraiya was sweating bullets and he just chuckles.
"Sorry Naruko old habits die hard I suppose." Naruto casts a small genjutsu on everyone making it look like the paper burned to ashes but the reality was she just put it in her pocket. A few hours later Naruto appeared in a swirling vortex on top of her father's stone face and a few second later Jiraiya appeared from the shadows Naruko held out the note pad.
"I can't keep covering for you like this Jiji what would Baa-chan do if she found out you were still writing these books?"
"I don't know what do you think I'd do?" a new voice said behind them Naruko and Jiraiya turn around to see Tsunade standing there with an amused smile on her face.
"T-Tsunade-hime!" Jiraiya said sweating.
"Don't worry Jiraiya I knew for a long time but I have to ask you something Naruko-chan. Did you really think you could fool me with such a small genjutsu? I admit it was a very clever idea but I'm not known as a sannin for nothing I saw through it."
"Sorry for tricking you but I really like Jiji's Yuri series and it gives me ideas on what to do with Hinata-chan when we get older."
"Its fine Naruko just promise me you won't grow up to be a pervert like your grandfather and we won't have any problems." Tsunade smiles.
"Ok Baa-chan!" Naruko smiles then her eye starts swirling and she vanishes into her pocket dimension and vanished.
"She's a true master of Jikūkan (Space-time) Ninjutsu." Jiraiya says smiling
"Well she is Minato's daughter."
"Now let's head off to bed I'm sure you've got a lot of work to do at the hospital."
"Right." Tsunade and Jiraiya Shunshin back to the compound and then walk into their room and Tsunade pushes Jiraiya on the bed then she made a hand sign and the kanji for 'silence' spread around the room. Then she turned off the lights and Jiraiya started giggling like a madman.