In the aftermath of Mr. Nichols's arrest, a lot had to change. The school board, along with select government officials, had had what Roy called a "tedious ass debate" about whether to keep the practical sex education class open at all. Of course, it had its benefits…but lots of angry parents were calling about their children being spied on.

In the end, it was decided that they would keep the class. One bad teacher couldn't take away the fact that the practical version of sex ed kept a lot of juniors and seniors out of trouble, and so they'd simply appointed a new instructor. She was Mrs. Kalle: blonde and bouncy and almost too sweet, like a kindergarten teacher. That was all unsettling, but with that change came the removal of all gym cameras, so…it was at least safer.

Even so, plenty of parents pulled their kids out of the class, even though there had only been a few couples actually being watched. Oddly enough, Roy wasn't one of those parents. Sure, he was freaked out, but he'd met the new teacher and was confident that she was a decent choice. Personally, Ed thought the man was just hoping keeping him in sex ed would prevent any possibility of them fucking at home.

Not so. Because when Edward walked to the gym, slowly, for the first day of class with a new teacher, Envy was waiting for him with other plans.

"Hey, Ed," the green haired boy greeted him with a quick kiss. "Excited?"

"No," Edward responded truthfully, tapping the toe of one boot on the floor. "I mean, I know Mr. Nichols is gone, and it's safe now…but it's still creepy, you know? I can't forget that we were being spied on. All I'm going to do in there is sit around waiting for the bell to end—it would just feel weird doing anything else now, you know? So there's no real reason to be excited. Honestly, it's just…uncomfortable."

"Good," Envy replied swiftly, a grin building on his face. "Me neither. I can't fuck you in there, I'm all paranoid someone's watching now. So I have a better idea."

"Oh?"

"Skip! It's the last bell anyway, and no one's going to miss us…" Envy trailed off, pulling Ed close to him and running his fingers through Edward's hair. "We can head to your place and do whatever we want," Envy whispered. "Roy won't be home, and Al will still be here…"

"Envy!" Ed hissed. "No! Do you even know how lucky we are to not be in trouble after what we did to get Mr. Nichols exposed? We can't just skip!"

"I don't see why not. Come on, Ed," Envy pouted, "wouldn't you rather be with me than just sitting around all twitchy in there? Don't tell me you don't miss the way I touch you…"

Edward shivered, despite his best efforts to keep logic in the forefront of his mind. The idea was certainly appealing, especially with Envy's hands trailing down from his ponytail to his back…but he couldn't! Right? School was important…but not sex ed. Still! He had an attendance record to keep. If they were caught, he'd have problems. He wanted to go to medical school. Research diseases. Help people.

Frowning, Ed realized how ridiculous he was being. Here he was, being presented with the opportunity to go fuck his boyfriend with no one around…and he was thinking skipping one day was going to affect his future? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Suddenly grinning like a fool, Edward grabbed Envy's shirt, pulling the other boy into a heated kiss. They broke apart as the bell rang, and Ed laughed, "What are we waiting for?" Two seconds later, they were running for a side door.

The duo barely made it inside Edward's front door before Envy was pulling Ed to him, pressing their lips together roughly. The kiss made Edward weak at the knees, made him struggle to breathe normally, made him absolutely ecstatic. "Come on," he panted, once Envy released him. "Bedroom."

Almost falling down in his eagerness to get up the stairs and into bed, Ed stumbled his way to his room with Envy close on his heels. The second his bedroom door was shut, Envy literally tackled Edward onto the bed, kissing him with an almost frantic energy.

"This is better," he murmured, stripping off his shirt eagerly, "than that stupid gym."

"Agreed," Ed gasped, likewise tearing off his tee and scrabbling for the edges of his jeans. Envy's hands were running up his sides as they were exposed, and the feeling was just so perfect. Tingling, Edward gave up with his jeans just below his crotch, reaching up for another kiss from Envy. His hands slid down the other boy's shoulders, his back, a body that was somehow already so familiar to Ed.

He moaned when Envy moved downwards, licking at his neck and reaching underneath Edward to grope his ass. Too good. "Envy," he murmured, bucking upwards to grind against the green haired boy. "Don't tease me."

"But, baby, it's so much fun," Envy chuckled against his abdomen.

Irritated, Ed pushed himself up, forcing Envy to straighten as well. He yanked his pants off, then, quickly, he grabbed Envy's shoulder and shoved him down, switching their positions so that Edward was straddling the other boy. He began to grind down, pushing his ass against Envy's crotch and whimpering lightly at the way Envy's breath started to hitch. "Fun, huh?"

"Very," Envy confirmed, grabbing Edward's ass again. "I like having you on top."

Ed flushed that simple statement embarrassing him enough to make ruin his façade of dominance. Not that he thought he'd been fooling Envy for a second—he'd just been trying to irritate the other boy, for not getting down to it, and that had backfired splendidly. "Please, Envy," he begged, continuing to rub downwards. "You're right. I missed you. Touch me."

"That's what I like to hear, baby," Envy murmured, grasping Edward through his boxers. "All you have to do is ask nicely."

Edward shivered, arching into the other boy's touch. Impatient, he reached down, trying to pull away Envy's pants as well, eventually getting them off enough to get his hand where it needed to be. He began to stroke, panting as Envy did the same to him, his hips bucking lightly. "Hah…Envy…more…"

Reaching into his pocket, Envy pulled out a condom and a tiny, travel sized bottle of lube. "No worries—I came prepared." Without further ado, he squirted some lube onto his fingers and reached around, pushing one inside of Ed.

Having only done this once before, that was still an extremely strange sensation…not bad strange, though, and it definitely felt good. Before long Edward was bearing down on the finger, ready for more—and Envy delivered, slipping in another digit. "Ah, yes," Ed moaned.

"You like that, baby?"

Edward nodded helplessly, gasping for air. He was positively throbbing with need, and with a little more begging, earned a third finger inside him. Not enough. He needed to be stretched, damn it, to the breaking point, entered hard and fast until he was screaming.

"Envy, please…want you…"

He was fully expecting the other boy to request that he beg or something, but Envy seemed to need it just as much as Ed did in that moment. He slipped his fingers out easily and, pausing only to put on the condom, pushed into Edward, groaning as he did so. Ed squeezed his eyes shut, trying to keep his breathing in him as he adjusted to this new load. Slowly, he raised himself up before lowering again, his mouth falling open and a shaky moan dripping from his lips at the feeling, at Envy's responding, "Ed..."

Pleasure was quickly beginning to replace the pain of being stretched so far, and Edward repeated his up and down motion again, and again, slamming down harder and faster each time. Envy's hands dug into his hips, aiding in the process. It wasn't long before Ed was bouncing away, his pleas for all of it, harder, more, faster, dissolving into incomprehensible moans with Envy right alongside him. This was even better than the last time they'd gone all the way, the position pushing Envy deeper into him with every thrust and driving him absolutely insane.

It wasn't long before he was at the brink. He was going to warn Envy, but his mouth wasn't working, and Edward came with a shout, still riding the other boy, who finished shortly thereafter.

Ed collapsed forward, legs aching from their workout, somewhat dizzy in the aftermath of their activities. He smiled against Envy's chest as the other boy pressed a lazy kiss to the top of his head, grunting lightly as he pulled out. They lay there, first to catch their breath and then just to be near each other.

"I'm really glad I enrolled in that class," Ed murmured.

"Hmm..?"

"Because I met you," Edward explained. "I mean, I knew you before that, but we were never close, and I don't think we would have gotten close without it. So I mean, it kinda makes all the bad shit worth it. 'Cause otherwise I wouldn't be here with you right now."

Envy snorted, grinning into his hair. "You're such a sappy shit." For one disappointing moment, Ed thought the other boy was going to leave it at that, before he added, "But I agree. Pretty much anything is worth getting to lay here with you."

Smiling hugely, Edward nuzzled into Envy's chest. Who knew he would have gotten such a fantastic guy out of some sex ed class? All he'd expected was fucking, and there was that, but Envy was so much more. How lucky was he to be able to have him?

Ed likely would have continued down that embarrassingly emotional train of thought, had the sound of the front door opening not interrupted him. "Brother?" Alphonse called out from downstairs.

"We're in my room," Edward yelled back, his voice somewhat hoarse. Oops.

And Al apparently realized the connotations of that, because, though he rarely cursed, the next thing out of his mouth was, "What the fuck, Brother!"

Envy and Edward laughed, making no move to get up. Why bother? Alphonse knew full well what they had been up to, so he wasn't going to interrupt their cuddle session. Ed settled back down, curling against Envy, and sighed contentedly. Yeah, he was pretty damn lucky.

Kind of a sudden ending, but I just feel...finished. This fic turned out to be a lot more than I had bargained for in the beginning, and I think it's done well, but this is a nice ending point. I hope you all liked this one, and a big thank you to everyone who read it for the support, it means a lot guys! *hugs* Hope y'all stick around for the next one