Well, the first edition of this survey was so successful that I held off publishing this second chapter as long as I could in the hope that I would receive an entire chapter of reader suggestions. I came close: most of this chapter is made up of lines suggested by you fabulous readers! Although some suggestions are reworded slightly to make it more concise and easier to read. Anyways, if anyone is still really lost, here are thirty more reasons you might be in Danville.

You might be in Danville if...

31) ... you are no longer alarmed by things randomly appearing and disappearing. (SophiaCrutchfeild)

32) ... you've seen potato gremlins running amok in the streets. (Fyrvi)

33) ... you can't avoid that giant floating baby head. (shadowstalker)

34) ... someone you know has a platypus or beaver for a pet. (Jet Engine)

35) ... you have the sudden urge to scream, "My watermelon!" (Phineas A)

36) ... your echo's broken. (Guest)

37) ... explosions at that weird-looking building are normal. (Russet Burbanks)

38) ... if the object you sarcastically expect to fall out of the sky actually does fall out of the sky. (celebi4ever)

39) ... there's a building shaped like somebodies head outside your window. (guesty)

40) ... you hear the words, "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS", every day. (guesty)

41) ... you have often had snow in the middle of summer before. (guesty)

42) ... you have been transformed into a zombie pharmacist. (guesty)

43) ... every time you sing a song, everything around you randomly changes. (guesty)

44) ... rabbits own musical blenders! (guesty)

45) ... CHEESE AND CRACKERS! (guesty)

46) ... you have actually heard of a place called Gimmelschtump. (guesty)

47) ... your town does not have school in it's dictionary. (guesty)

48) ... all your labcoats have gone missing. (guesty)

49) ... your pets are often missing for long periods at a time. (guesty)

50) ... you have had close encounters with other planets too many times for you to count. (guesty)

51) ... you love muffins. (guesty)

52) ... you're a little young for most things.

53) ... you know what you're going to do today.

54) ... there is no discernible music source.

55) ... you have developed a sudden fascination with triangles.

56) ... you're not in Drusselstein.

57) ... The Grievance keeps you up at night.

58) ... you saw Klimpaloon at the Tristies.

59) ... most of your friends have a catchphrase.

60) ... you speak with the voice of Dan Povenmire or Jeff Marsh.

If you answered yes to most or all of these questions, you might be in Danville. And there's nothing wrong with that. As always, any reasons you can think of for being in Danville are welcome, along with all other reviews.

~Review! If you please.