This was based off of a fan comic off of deviant art. It's great. I laughed at this one, really. Of course, it is not a direct quote or anything, and all credit goes to the girl who made the comic. I just thought it would be a good drabble.
Ed glared at the bowl of rice before him. "What's this?"

Roy glanced lazily, brow raised. "I think that's shrimp, Femme."

The blonde immediately began fuming, passing the couple pieces he found and went back to eating… until he found more mixed in.

Roy could see the vein ready to pop, and smirked as he got more.

"Why are you so happy?" The blonde grumbled.

"I just have a thing for shrimp." He replied, placing a kiss on Edward's lips, standing with his bowl and counting down until the explosion occurred.

It took a moment before… "NOT A SHRIMP!"