This is for Roy-Uke, really. She likes uke!Roy, and I thought it would be funny, and I aboslutely love embarrassing characters when the thought pops in, so here it is!
Sure, with a mere snap he could incinerate a foe, melt metal, demolish a building, but Ed had clappy alchemy. With a simple clap, he could build giant walls, cause great tidal waves, and most of all…

… he could trap the Colonel without batting an eye.

Roy glared out of the cage, with a very smug Edward to his left, leaning against the confinement. The submissive/dominate battle would rage on forever at that pace, with Roy continually the underdog. He'd so get him back for it…

Edward Elric; one-hundred fifty-three. Roy Mustang; zip.