Notes:
Minako: believe me, my country has them too (it's actually next to Malaysia, which is Indonesia so we're pretty much neighbors :D except for the fact I live in Bali :p ) and my family always eats them but I'll never get used of the smell and taste. I hate those fruits... Those devil fruits from hell... And the Dodurian Bomb is a million times stinkier that the normal one as it can reach to a range of 200 km, killing animals and plants by its smell. It can also linger to like 30 years, not to mention when it drops it'll unleash a smell so bad that the ones near it will faint because of the smell before getting up because of the smell again then faint again and wake up again and do it over and over again. The only way to not faint is to have enough will power to eat a little piece from it. The fainting and waking can even repeat it's process for years.
Anonymous: if you can imagine them with weird faces then yes :)
To those who don't know the Dodurian Bomb, watch this:
watch?v=iH5edcgEJZU
To those who don't know again, I suggest watching this before starting the chapter will understand the crisis that the current team I having right now and have a laugh while watching this :D
Hopefully this chapter will be extremely funny as it will take place in the "Toriko" universe but it's actually that and the WO3U combined together
Warning for this chapter:
... Crack and the main teams' (except Zhao Yun whom we never heard swearing unless he's under influence of Zhang Fei from Sangikushi as Masaya-san ironically voiced him rather than Zhao Yun himself, being forced to hear and watch certain things and something happened with a certain comic book which I will not spoil but I have a feeling I did in future chapters) language...
And kind of short... I ran out of muse, and I was really dead for the past year. Not updating anything at all, even videos on YT or on koei forum of other stuff. Completely dead, and I really apologize for that. I blame my IGCSEs for that, that ironically still hasn't finished and I got a LANGUAGE TEST NEXT WEEK AND I DIDNT STUDY AT ALL AND NOW I'M RAMBLING AND WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
... On with the chappie...
Chapter 6: The Road to Chang Ban is Hard Indeed...
"Damn you Zhao Yun... Now all three of us are hungry as hell" Orochi grunted as his, Motochika's and Sima Shi's stomach grumbled loudly. Zhu Ran could only twitch his eyebrows when Sterk asked, "Did you called me handsome?" Everyone stared at him before yelling out a big, "We didn't said that!" To him. Sterk huffed before grabbing a circular bottle from his coat and drank it's contents
"Hey, you should blame it on Masaya-san. Don't blame it on me. Besides, he's the reason why we're in this mess but on second thought he is my voice actor so some of the blame is mine as well. Man, I knew this wasn't such a good idea since the Dodurian Bomb is the stinkiest fruit in the world but you guys can't really blame me right? I mean I'm not exactly-" , "Zhao Yun!" Everyone yelled, shutting his complain
"Shut up... You're now sounding exactly like Teppei" Motochika said as his stomach growled louder. The same goes for the other 2 characters, "Anyone got any food on them?" All three asked the other teammates who sighed, "Here you go" Zhu Ran said as he handed out a few sandwiches to them, "Oh, thanks Tom" Shi said as he grabbed one of the sandwiches and ate it within one bite, the same goes with the other guys
"And Sterk, would you stop drinking already you old drunkard!?" Motochika yelled out to the drinking man, "Oi! I'm not that old yet!" Sterk yelled out, obviously drunk. Zhu Ran lets out a sweat drop, "But you're 39 years old, that's pretty old don't you think? You're not even looking old makes it weirder" he said. Sterk smirked and asked him a question, "So does that wan you're calling me handsome?"
"Sterk yes, Mansam... Not much, he's bald for god sake" Orochi said before a twitch could be seen on the knight, "Give it 2 years and he'll have hair" , "-and still be ugly" finished Motochika. Everyone, except Sterk, chuckled as it was true. Sterk, even though almost in his 50s, he still looked like he's at least in his 20s. Not even 5 minutes, that they're already making a mess of each other
House
"Are you sure they're going to be ok?" Yuki-chan asked as I looked at them. I'm having doubts about them, not because they're weak... Just, you'll know if you watch Toriko, "Um... My stomachs' cramming up inside because they might accidentally do something stupid. Especially Motochika, Orochi and Sima Shi..."
Everyone seemed to be thinking the same thing. 3 over powered Torikos would be... Certainly dangerous. Right now, Toriko's fighting this Bambino monkey? It's one of the 8 Kings of the Gourmet World. Damn, that's intense! "Wait, what's that?" Tama-chan asked as she pointed to the right side of the screen where the team was still arguing but didn't notice the... T-the t-t-t-the THE-!? "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! EVERYONE! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!" I yelled out to the microphone
They were still arguing! Damn, that means they didn't heard me! This is extremely bad! Extremely very bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD! "Nikky! Calm down! Tell us what is that?" Nobu-chan tried to calm me down. I took deep breaths, before letting it out. Again, and let it out, and repeat the process for a few times, "T-that's... T-the r-r-riv-rival n-n-nes-nest o-of t-the E-E-Eig-Eight K-Kings... D-D-D-DEVIL SNAKE!"
With the group
Ah, what a beautiful day for a stroll. The winds blew freely in the air, water flowing in the river ever so calmly, flowers blooming in the field, the birds chirping happily in the trees, animals were chewing on their food, our team running away from a giant snake and thus ruining the fie- wait, WHAT!? "HOLY SHIT!" Cursed Sima Shi as he avoided some acid spit from the Mount-Everest-diameter-times-5-sized purple snake with claws sharp as a Megalodon's teeth, 3 yellow eyes and a lilac-pinkish mane like a lion
"OI, OROCHI YOU FUCKING SNAKE! TELL THIS FUCKING SNAKE OFF OF OUR ASSES FOR GODS FUCKING SAKE!" Yelled out Sterk as he ran faster to be side by side the Toriko gang, "WHAT DO YOU THINK!? I'M NOT EVEN A FUCKING SNAKE SO DONT YELL OUT YOUR ASS HERE!" Orochi yelled back, while running faster
They were now glad that they had their powers from the Toriko universe or else they would've have died long ago, "What's the Capture Level of this snake!?" Zhao Yun asked. How the fuck he managed to be calm in a situation they're in wonders everyone's minds, "This big of a snake!? I guess around... Oh, I dunno... AS STRONG AS THE FUCKING 8 KINGS MAYBE!?" Zhu Ran stated as he just avoided its extra limbs aiming for him
Zhao Yun turned around as he began to run backwards while inspecting the monster chasing them, he tilted his head a bit before looking at the Okiayu group, "Oi, Toriko! Aren't you guys hungry? Why don't we eat this snake as lunch huh?" He suggested. As if on cue, the trio's stomach grumbled at the word of lunch, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY, ZHAO YUN!? I CANT DO THOSE GODDAMNED POWERS YOU HAVE SINCE I DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING GOURMET CELLS! JUST RUN THE HELL AWAY!" Zhu Ran yelled out
Sterk was actually considering of eating it as he too was rather hungry, even if it doesn't contain any alcohol or some sort of liquor. Orochi... Well, Orochi felt a bit weird. First of all, he's a dragon and then he's a snake. Lastly he's a demon then transformed into god. Eating a snake would be... Canibalism for him which he found extremely disturbing even among demons and gods and humans, "Whoa! Close one!" Muttered Zhao Yun as he avoided its spear-like mane.
Motochika and Sima Shi kept on looking backwards before sighing heavily and yelled out, "Oh, what the hell!" They both stopped running and turned towards the before clasping they hands together, "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA FUCKING EAT THAT THING!?" Yelled out Zhu Ran as Orochi also stopped running and looked at the duo, 'Dammit, I'm hungry but I ain't eating that' he ordered himself.
Sterk also stopped running as he watched the duo, just in time for the starting course, "I give all my thanks to all of the ingredients in this world... ITADAKIMASU!" Motochika splits up away from Sima Shi as he ran at incredible speed towards the side, 'Ordinary attacks won't work on this guy... So that means-' , "Leg Knife!" He raised his right leg high up in the air before sending a sharp shockwave by kicking the air. The skin of the Devil Snake became soft before bouncing off the shockwave Motochika used, 'I should've guessed as the Kugi Punch was also predicted the outcome of the effect... Damn it' Sima Shi thought before looking at Zhao Yun who was inspecting the flora of the surroundings
'How the hell did he managed to be calm in a situation like this?' He wondered to himself, "These plants... Maybe good for something" Zhao Yun mused out. The plant was like a fern, but it's leaves are as sharp as razors. He cuts a branch with his spear and looked for something else that would caught his interest, "This might be a bit weird, but... How can you go looking for plants now of all times?" Zhu Ran asked as he walked near him, a battle raging behind was completely ignored.
The spearman just smiled, "Careful what you say, Zhu Ran. The mouth is a calamity, isn't that right?" As he left Zhu Ran to think what that meant, he continued on his floral hunt. Maybe even finding that might help the Okiayu gang + Sterk A.K.A Mansam-, "Did you just called me handsome!?" Sterk yelled out to him while avoiding some acid coming his way, earning himself a hit with a small peddle from the spearman, 'He has good hearing if he heard that...'
House
"What power does Teppei has anyway?" Ina asked as she watched Zhao Yun collecting weird and exotic plants. Lu Lingqi was searching it up in the internet on the couch, "Oh, he's a Saiseiya or 'Food Protector' and 'Reviver'. Their job is pretty much protect ingredients so they won't go extinct and revive that had gone extinct. Teppei's also the grandson of 'Knocking Master Jirou' so we can guess that he can paralyze someone with something" she explained. I clapped my hands at her
"Good eye, Lu-chan. Cloud seemed to know what's he's doing, so we'll leave it to him... For now" I said. Shennong took noticed of my discomfort, "Is there something we should know about Teppei?" I smirked slightly, it's more of a 50% smirk and 50% worried smile, "Well... Teppei is actually-" before I could finish my sentence, the screen showed Zhao Yun growing plants and attacking the Devil Snake with them
Large barks of trees acting as a hammer, razor sharp leaves acted as slicing swords, some were actually quite poisonous to... , "Did he... Just grew a forest from his arms?" Asked Lu-Chan asked as I nodded, "Yep, that's one of his traits, I guess. Growing plants is his speciality after all"
Back with Team
"Ah... Achoo!" Sneezed out the Saiseiya, causing his power to lost control slightly, "Ah, crap... The vines aren't strong enough..." Mused out our favorite spearman as the Devil Snake took advantage of him and easily cuts itself free from the billion strands of vines covering its body, "Maybe I should've made them thicker..." , "NOW YOU HELP!?" Yelled out everyone as Zhao Yun continued on his floral hunt
"Now's not exactly the time to get distracted, right-" , "Fork Shield!" A giant fork covering both Sima Shi and Motochika appeared, "Ugh... Our attacks won't work on this thing!" Zhu Ran yelled out from the nearby bushes, safe from the battle as he was also shooting fire arrows to it, "Then how the hell are we supposed to beat the shit out of it!?"
Zhao Yun was thinking of a strategy as he watched his comrades avoid its attacks, 'That snake is at least level 2000 if it's as big as that, still bit as strong as the 8 Kings but stupid enough to actually challenge them... What we need the most is to destroy it from the inside, some has to get eaten... But who?' He thought. It was a rather hard decision as the Devil Snake had, uh... Acid, inside of its stomach that can literally dissolve you like ice with boiling water
"Ok! I have an idea! Who here doesn't melt when they touch acid!?" He yelled. Everyone just looked at him weirdly before avoiding another blow of the Devil Snake's hair spears, "What kind of crazy question is that!?" Yelled out Zhu Ran as he hid between the bushes again, "Can't we just set it on fire and get it on with!?" He asked
"Even if we burn it, it'll likely survive no matter how intense the flames are. Our only option is go inside of that thing, destroy it's heart and hope we don't die of digestion. Am I right, Zhao Yun?" Sima Shi explained as our favorite spearman smirked, "That's exactly what we have to do right now" but who was on their mind. Even if they had gourmet cells for now, they won't survive long... But Orochi...
"Orochi! You're the only one who ha a higher chance of surviving the acidity and destroying the heart from the inside!" Motochika yelled as the Serpent kind only widened his eyes before sighing, 'Good luck, Orochi/Orochan!' The rest of the group cheered from the back of his head. He twitched at the "Orochan" comment but he couldn't care less as he was preparing for the Devil Snake to open it's gigantic, teeth filled, acidic mouth... 'That... Doesn't make me any better than now...'
A few minutes later... In House
"Are you sure Orochi's gonna be ok inside of there?" I asked as Susano'o cringed a bit as he watched the party. Zhao Yun was holding down the Devil Snake using his plants. Motochika and Sima Shi was distracting it by trying to hit it's side while Zhu Ran tried to shoot fire arrows towards it and hoping it would open its mouth. It worked, and Orochi managed to slipped inside of its stomach and we really hope he could managed
Oh yeah! It's almost Halloween now right? I don't even know how to celebrate it from inside here though. I mean, I'm stuck inside a game and am currently surrounded by my favorite characters. What more do you want!? How to you celebrate Halloween...?
That's a thought one because of we don't have enough candy and we have a limited supply of costumes, the only costumes I had were cosplays. From Snk, Naruto, Tokyo Ghoul and other stuff. I wonder what-
SPLAT!
"Oh! That's disgusting!" Most of the women yelled as the guys also looked fairly disgusted. Wait, what happened!? What did I missed during my long wondering land!? "Get, where all disgusted? I didn't even got to see it too!" Nobuyuki patted me on my back as he just nodded, "It's best if you don't know, my child... It's best if you don't know..."
With the Gang
"Zhao Yun! Heads up!" Our favorite spearman avoided a string of acid coming from the serpent's mouth before again, avoiding the spear-like hair of it. Motochika also avoided the hair as he jumped high above the all before his arm turned slightly red
"Oi! Motochika! Careful to not hit Orochi!" Zhu Ran yelled out from the bushes. The musician cursed before his arms revert back to normal, but still planning to attack the Devil Snake. Sima Shi had joined him in the sky before he pulled one of Motochika's free arm and twirled with him before shooting to towards the snake in high speed, "100 Ren Kugi Punch!"
The snake didn't knew what hit it until it felt the sharp pain behind its head, it continued, twice, trice, all the way from the first punch to he 50th! The head of the Devil Snake sank down underneath the earth, it's body following it, "Did that did it?" Asked Zhuran as he carefully emerged from the bushes and looked down, "No... We're still fighting that thing..."
With Orochi
"This is the most disgusting thing I did in my entire life..." He grumbled as he slipped passed the meaty flesh, of course, he had an extremely thin barrier of magic at his disposal but the snake's acid was so acidic that it's beginning to erode away fast. Sure he has an infinite amount of magic at his display but what's worrying him is that slimy feeling of its meat insides. The irony huh?
Orochi felt that the body of the snake was being pulled somewhere after he felt it being hit by a powerful attack, 'That's either Motochika or Shi... That hurt like hell' he thought before continuing his journey towards the heart. It was getting narrower, and it was so dark you couldn't see what's in front of your nose, he was lucky he could conjure a small fire ball but as we all knew, he was inside the intestines of a giant snake: of course the fire ball died down due to the liquid acid!
He smelled something... Something like-, "Am I near the stomach?" He asked himself. The air was filled with the smell of gastric juice, that meant he missed the heart, "Is will seriously take a while" he wondered. He began to thought of a simpler way to kill the snake until an idea came up, "Shit... Why didn't I thought of this before?"
With the gang
"What's taking Orochi so long? I'm actually surprised that hit was strong enough to put the Devil snake underground" mused out Zhao Yun as he turned back towards the hole to see the face of the snake just inches from him, "And I stand corrected, RUN!"
The Devil Snake roared as it resurfaced from the ground, it was still alive and well. Motochika cursed, "Damn it! Persistent bastard!" Sterk was about to unleash an attack as he noticed something odd about it, "Everyone, wait a moment!" He yelled out, causing the people around them to stop fighting for a while
The Devil Snake was beginning to become dizzy as it sways from one direction to another, like it was about to-
BOOM!
SPLAT!
The stomach of the giant snake existed with a loud bang as the blood, meat and acid of it began to rain down towards the team, "Everyone get near me!" Zhao Yun said as he used one of his plants to grow a shield, it wasn't strong but it was enough to shelter them all.
From the smoke it showed a total of eight silhouette, all were the same and the only figure that they could easily recognize, "Orochi!" Everyone yelled as they began running towards him and his clones. They were all covered in blood and meat which was quite disturbing to them a bit, "You... Got the clone idea from Naruto huh?" Zhu Ran asked. Orochi just smirked as the clones began to dissolve away with the blood that surrounded them.
A blue screen appeared on toon of them as t showed the victory symbol, "Finally... Now onto Chan-" the screen suddenly showed several outfits with the main team as its' render. The screen said:
Congratulations! You've unlocked: the Halloween patch! By defeating the Devil Snake you have gained access to these scary looking costumes that would grant you their abilities! You could always runaway from the Devil Snake of you want but since you've killed it, here's the award!
Everyone just stared dumfoundedly at the blue screen as it disappeared via "email"
With Nikky
"Oh dear... It seemed our heroes looked like their mad for some reason..." I mused out as I watched the team looking at the sky, Susano'o pointed towards the Timer that I did not realized it was there until now
"We've wasted 10 minutes, we only got 20 to go. We have to destroy the Dodurian Bomb or else we won't be able to get to the Sky Castle" , "Oh crap... So that's why they seem so angry..."
End of Chapter 6
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