I know it's been a while since my last chapter. I am sorry. The idea bug got away from me but now I have caught it. Again. Also, would people like me to do little comedy starts before each chapter? You know something different.

Furthermore, I am changing the ages in this from now on as I feel that it would do to help my writing and the chapters in later dates.

Also I have two OC's in this, I'm not sure if others already have their names so if you have seen their names before please tell me and I'll change them.

Naruto: Currently 7

Sasuke: Currently 7

Academy students such as Sakura, Ino Choji, Shikamaru and Kiba as well as Hinata and Shino are all 7.

Anko: Currently 15

Tsume: Currently 28 (she had Hana at 17 due to clan mating rituals. I think that works.)

Kakashi, Yuugao, Tenzo, Guy, Asuma and Kurenai are all 22

Kakashi ANBU team:

Yuugao = Cat

Tenzo = Weasel

Asuma = Boar

Kurenai = Lizard.

Other ANBU:

Rabbit = Guy

Turtle = Genma

Mouse = Shikaru (Shikamaru's older brother/ one of my OC's)

Hawk = Ebisu

Bear = Mazarez (Naruto's older brother and another of my OC's)

Miniature Harem:
Yugito

Anko

Kyuubi

And possibly Konan just because I think she can do better than just be Pein's helper.

Comedy episode before chapter: Part 1

"Lightning bolts, let me go right now or suffer the consequences" shouted a small, green and purple, what seemed to be a bee yelled.

"But I need you to have idea's so I can write my story which I want to continue for a long time" whined Lightning bolts

"You have exactly 1 hour to write this chapter before I get my brother on you" replied the now slightly calmed bug

"On no, I'm so scared" said sarcastically "What's he gonna do, talk me to death"

"Probably" was the reply I got"

"Cool, now on with the show. Sprinkles please, take it away"

"You got it Lightning (clears throat) Lightning bolts doesn't own Naruto. And probably never will.

I start crying at the sad truth.

"Kyuubi"

/ Thoughts/

"Speech"

It has been exactly 5 minutes and 23 seconds since Naruto and Sasuke felt the cold shiver go down their spines. They were slightly worried now that something bad was going to happen.

At this same time of 5 minutes and 23 seconds, Anko, Tsume (Inuzuka clan leader. Forgot to mention) and a team of ANBU were on their way to the forest of death. When Anko and Tsume said this to the ANBU team they were sceptical but, when they remembered who they were going after they just shrugged and said "Lets get them, I want pay back" They all nodded and headed off. Funnily enough, not a single ninja hated Naruto for what he was; they all respected him for what he has to do for the rest of his life. Furthermore, for the fact that he can out-run two ANBU squads by himself as well as five chuunin and three Jounin.

Until Mazarez,, Ibiki (his step-dad), Anko and Tsume finally catch him after letting stretch his legs.

Naruto and Sasuke had just finished their lunch. Snake, bird eggs and honey. Nice, sweet and simple.

"You Sasuke did ya feel that. Feels like Anko, Tsume and Kakashi and his team of ANBU's chakra signatures" the young blonde said

"Yeah I felt it. Should we go" the black haired boy asked as he was never the one to make decisions between the two as it was always Naruto. Well mostly.

"Yeah. If I think they are as close as I feel then we got bout 30 seconds before we are screwed" the blonde said as the two boys started to run for their lives. Literally. They both know how scary Anko and Tsume are when Naruto and Sasuke have blackmail on one of them; but both is a death wish waiting to happen.

They ran through the forest back to the gate hoping that they would make it back to Sasuke's clan compound and get Itachi to hide them from the two Kunoichi and there team of the best ANBU unit in Konoha.

-With Anko-

"Tsume, are they still where they were" asked the purple haired Kunoichi.

"No. they are moving West and if my hunch is right, they are going to the Uchiha compound to hide from us" Tsume explained as her and the others stopped.

"Anko-san you were put in charge. What should we do?" asked the cat masked ANBU (Yuugao)

"I say we follow them and wait them out as Naruto has to come out sometime and so will Sasuke. Why, well because they have an assignment for tomorrow and it's at Naruto's apartment" the young snake charmer said receiving nods from the rest of the group.

-Back at the Academy-

"Iruka-sensei, why are Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun being chased by ANBU" inquired the young and blonde Ino Yamanaka.

"It's because of a prank that those two pulled on over thirty ANBU operatives" the scarred chuunin explained to the class getting nods from everyone.

Kiba then put his hand up.

"Yes what is it Kiba" asked Iruka

"Do you know what the prank was ' he smirked slightly but Iruka noticed it and put his hands into a hand seal to summon the second best ANBU team to capture the third helper' that they pulled to get the best ANBU squad on them as well as Anko and my mum?"

"I think I heard Inu-san (Inu means dog; I think)

Say that those two put S-class itching powder 'Kiba's smirk gets bigger' in and onto Anbu armour and weaponry" spoke the teacher receiving nods from the class of 7 year olds yet they were all exceptionally smart and strong; but no-where near Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba and Shikamaru (I'll explain at the end why hehehe. I smell something 'takes a whiff' smells like power MUHAHA).

"Why did you want to know Kiba" asked the chuunin while slowly putting chakra into the seal also alerting the second ANBU team to be ready if something happens.

"It's cuz I saw them with a number of blue and pink vials that looked like powder when me and Shika saw them walk past the park" replied the young dog trainer, his partner Akamaru, a small dog who at the moment was sitting on the boy's head yipped in agreement.

Iruka made the hand sign faster then the students (except Kiba and Shikamaru) could follow.

Five ANBU, one turtle, mouse, hawk, rabbit and bear appeared from a swirl of leaves at the front of the class.

"Kiba Inuzuka and Shikamaru Nara, you are to come with us. We have some questions for you" spoke the bear masked man in a deep and commanding voice while on the inside was exploding with anxiety for waiting to the minute he could repay the four boys for their 'prank'.

The two look at each other, stand up and say "Not a bloody chance" then poofed out of the classroom (going to the Uchiha compound because Naruto had summoned them both).

"Ah crap, now we have to chase them down again. This job really is troublesome" whined the mouse masked ANBU; annoyed that his younger brother didn't just give up there and then but then he remembered /He is a Nara after all. Little bastard/ Shikaru whined further.

"Seems like Naruto had a clone waiting for them. The fish tank that was over their ( The fish tank poof's out of sight in a blur of lightning ) is no more. Damn clever and cunning Uzumaki-Namikaze's" said the Hawk masked man; impressed that the blond thought so far ahead.

-Uchiha compound, Sasuke's house, Living room-

"And that's what happened" Naruto just finishing his explanation of his, Sasuke's, Kiba's and Shikamaru's prank.

Kiba was the lookout while Shikamaru held the ANBU guards with his shadows while also keeping their mouths shut with a second shadow while Naruto and Sasuke did the dirty work.

(Quick explanation here for anyone who lost track:

Naruto and Sasuke got about 10 vials of S-class itching powder used in Torture and Interrogation from Anko because of how well their last prank went.

They stole all Anbu masks and sealed them into a master seal which after they finally caught Naruto did he agree to unseal with the help of Shikamaru due to needing two seals experts.

Then when they got the vials of itching powder, they put it into and on all the ANBU armour and weaponry; All the ANBU who didn't have work that day. After that they knocked out the two guards (Hawk and Turtle) ran out the back door after telling Ibiki to get all antidotes ready).

"Well it definitely sound like you four had fun at the ANBU's demise. How does your step-father feel about this prank Naruto" asked Mikoto Uchiha; Sasuke's mother.

He was laughing so hard he had to go to the hospital for pain killers. Apart from that, he was quite proud we were able to do it" spoke our favourite and devious blonde.

Fugaku Uchiha, Sasuke's dad had just walked in to hear the last part.

Laughing full-heartedly.

"Ah to be young and causing mischief was so fun" spoke the Clan leader.

"Dad when did you get back" asked Sasuke

"Just now. Did you four hear that you have Anko, Tsume, Kakashi's and Genma's teams on your tails? No pun intended Naruto."

"It's alright; everyone knows so why bother hiding it"

"Then why don't you let me come out and play Naruto-kun" whined Kyuubi in her house instead of sewer.

/You know I can't do that Kyu-chan. But soon you'll be able to live among once again/ reassured Naruto.

"Well this day just keeps getting better. We know that Anko-Chan and Tsume-Chan we going to come after us but Kakashi and Sensei Genma's teams as well. This is going overboard quicker than I thought guys" spoke Naruto trying to think of a plan to get out of the situation at hand.

"Ah crap Sasuke, Kiba, and Shika my dad is waiting for us at the training grounds… WAIT A MINUTE. It's a trap" yelled Naruto hitting his left fist into his right open palm.

"Really Naruto. I never knew" sarcastically added Kiba and Shika.

"Whatever, lets go and see if they can catch all for of us" spoke the blonde with determination leaking from him.

The four gathered around making a plan for what they were going to do while Mikoto, Fugaku and Itachi (he showed up when Naruto shouted) smiled serenely at the for kids. No. Young men thinking like true Shinobi should. Not running into a situation but thinking and creating a plan like true Shinobi.

-Kumo, training grounds-

"Come on Yugito, surely you can do better than that" spoke a well built, dark skinned man.

The girl Yugito, same age as Naruto was doing Taijutsu training against a badly beaten dummy

"HEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" She shouted kicking the dummy in the head, knocking it off.