Scene: Mushroom Kingdom
Noel: This m-must be P-Peach's castle. It's rainin' c-cats and dogs.
Mu: Enjoy every second of it.
Noel: Peanut gallery.
Mu: You're not my mouth. I can say what ever I want.
Noel: SILENCE!
Mu: Brat! Kicking my ass teaches me nada! Death is the only answer.
Noel: I'll remember that when you target Jin.
Distance Princess: Well I hope she comes back.
Distance ?: She's my soul and heart. I'm nothing without my soldier girl.
Noel: Huh? Is that Peach?
Mu: I see gray pink in the mist so yeah, that's her...?! No way.
Noel: ?!...Who's that?
Mu: It's him.
Noel: I don't see green.
Mu: The man's in black. It's very foggy and misty out-here! You can't see green my vacuous queen!
Peach: Everything will be fine.
?: Yeah, I hope. She just up and left. I took good care of this...
Peach: She's a woman, not what I predict you're saying.
?: ...Woman.
Noel: EH?!
Peach: What was that?
?: …It sounds like her. I'm about to burn that ass to death! Excuse me.
Mu: Dumb fuck. Hide real good!
Noel: I-I am.
Mu: Keep your slutty-sloppy ass mouth shut!
Peach: Is everything alright Mr. Hazama?
Hazama: That's odd. It must be ghosts.
Peach: Yeah. Luigi is having a very hard time maintaining them so expect strange sounds.
Hazama: ...What's that blue?...Got ya bitch. Just stay right there.
Mu: Oh, to, the shit.
Peach: You wanna stay for supper?
Hazama: Hm? Nay. I must be going. Thanks for the comfort madam.
Peach: You're very welcome.
Hazama exits
Peach: Okay well have a good one!
Mu: *beep* playing nice. He dupe this bitch with that "I'm a good man" play.
Noel: The funny part about it is, he was a good man.
Mu: Pretty ironic you'd say that.
Noel: Seriously, he was. I was, about to g-give it to him until he went wild.
Mu: That's funny too! Your stank-wanchi ass said "no!"
Noel: Quit calling me NAMES!
Mu: Trashcan cookie monster.
Noel: Living aids.
Mu: Shitty-ass toilet!
Noel: HIV SLUT!
Peach: Huh? Young girl, are we hiding from someone?
Noel: EEK! Yo-you're, Peach?
Peach: Yes I am. Now come on in, it's raining bullets out here...oh my!
Noel: IKE!
Peach: And light. Hurry on in and we're continue from there!
Peach Exits
Noel: S-she hates me.
Mu: No shit zooloo. If I was her, your ass will be disposed of by now.
Noel: YOU'RE NOT HELPIN'!
Mu: Look at the situation! I don't know how but he knows we're here. He met her first so, he took that chance to gamble up lies. She believes em', I'm not surprise.
Noel: O-okay Baby Goliath Grouper.
Mu: Think before you burn. I'm in spirit form now, you won't whoop my ass like you did from that tomboy's castle.
Noel: At this point, I don't care. I had enough. I just want to go do this then go home.
Mu: Well I'm not controlling you so walk your blob mother ass on in.
(Me: America I hava guest.)
(Ragna: How ya doin' America!)
(Me: You know Noel so, you think she will be all right?)
(Ragna: Bra, I know she will be all ight. Who can carry two shotguns and used them bitches like it's nothin'? Unites States, this woman can even swing em' ho's like nun-chucks. I mean dat girl just YO-TO-YA-TRICK! Den when she git mad, dat girl will act my boo, she will cuss yo ass out! Dat green turkey can't win! "You can't win Chile!")
(Four Male Backup Singers: "No you can't win!")
(Ragna: "Oh No! Oh no!")
(Four Male Backup Singers: "No you can't win!")
(Ragna: No no! Oh my! )
(Four Male Backup Singers: "No you can't win!")
(Ragna: NOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO!)
(Four Male Backup Singers: "No you can't win!")
(Ragna: UN-HUH! BROWN PAPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...)
(Four Male Backup Singers: "No you can't win!")
(Me: Youngsters these a' days. *sigh* Carry on.)
Scene: Peach's Castle
Noel: W-wow!
Peach: Beautiful isn't it? Too bad it's beauty is now ruined.
Noel: W-w-why?!
Peach: You're the runaway?
Noel: Y-yes ma'am.
Mu: You should have lied to this bitch!
Peach: I'm pretty sure you have a reason.
Noel: Y-you see...
Peach: Don't stutter. It bugs me to no end.
Mu: Oh I like her.
Noel: Then suck her asshole.
Mu: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Noel: That man, he's not whatever he told you. The man's a devil! He tells you stuff so you can believe it. Bastard's manipulative!
Peach: Well I sure been tricked. Or have you?
Noel: E-EH?!
Peach: You STUTTERED!
Mu: Okay you tried. Let me...
Noel: SHUT-UP!
Mu: You're not taking this to the right place.
Noel: And where to?! Hell?!
Peach: You know what, get out my castle you witch!
Mu: I myself had enough! FUCK THIS I'M TAKING CONTROL!
Noel: DON'T YOU DAAAAAAAAAAARE!
Noel morphs
(Ragna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...)
(Four Male Backup Singers: "No you can't win!")(Repeat every three seconds)
(Me: Oh ho America, chocolate just hits the fan. Peach is bad ass wroo! I haven't seen her fight in ages!)
(?: Ahem.)
(Me: Oh excusa my manners. This woman here is Nu, the replacament guest for Ragna.)
(Nu: Hey America, I'm sorry for this wanna be Michael Jackson. How long has he been holding that "A" stretch?)
(Me: For amazingly thirty minutes.)
(Nu: Just thirty more than. Every time he things about "The Wiz," You get an hour of this.)
(Ragna: AAAAAAH! HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! BROWN! BRAAAAAAAOWN! BRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...)
(Nu: Good god almighty he's fine!)
(Me: No Ms. Un-un no.)
(Nu: Well he is my love interest! Shit I'm joining in! SHUT UP RAGNA I'M 'BOUT TO TELL YA SOMETHIN'!)
(Ragna: HHHHH?! GO ON SEXY TELLA MEEEEEE DAT SOMETHIN'!)
(Me: This will be the only episode I invite guest, especially from their realm. Callow people America, just callow and vexin'! You know I'm tryin' to comment about what just wenna down and you white lice people are signin' loud enough for Heaven to hear! Man new stuff is fuck to the up you hear me America?! I can't even hear myself speaka!)
(Nu & Ragna: THIS FAG JUST ROASTED ON OUR GENERATION!)
(Two Male & Female Backup Singers: Mario's wrong United States of Americaaaaaaaa!)(Repeat every two seconds)
(Nu & Ragna: THEN ROASTED ON HIS GENERATION!)(Repeat)
(Me: HOLY MUSHROOMS! BREAK! BREAK!)
Mu: Trick! Laugh at your grave!
Peach: Pornstar excuse me?
Mu: You like cracking jokes, take them to death! See if it laughs! Ha-ha not!
Peach: Okay. I see what this is. You stripped to humiliate yourself, but you're telling me that's fighting gear. So, let's go, no, not sexually.
Mu: I GETTING TIRED OF Y'ALL TELLING ME I'M NAKED AND A SLUT!
Peach: Well you really are. Everything's hidden but the body. You got nothing to show, everything's flat Mr.
Noel: You know what, I like her too.
Mu: BOTH OF Y'ALL FUCK UP! BITCH disapPEAR!
Sub-Boss Peach vs Mu Let's a git that boss!
Mu: YOU DON'T BELONG! IN THIS WORLD!
Peach: Don't mistake me for you.
Mu: PUH-RAAH!
Peach: See you're too angry. You're burning up everything you been trained for, concentrate and strategize. You can believe it or not predict an angry person, even a callow warrior can defeat them. Grow a cool head.
Mu: You don't know shit! AHHHH FUCK!...Got...damn! *moan in pain*
Peach: I forgot to tell you that shooting a projectile of any kind will return to it's owner, royally! So, robots can shed tears, here, wipe yourself. Even though you're evil, I will teach and care for you. Now hurry up and clean your face.
Boss got that ass! Gameover!
Mu: Fuck, you! *moan* GO FUCK! I'm a REAL WOMAN!
Peach: Slut please. Do you pay bills? Do you constantly have to fight a big whore, because she wants your man? Do you have to put every Toad in town to sleep, sacrificing yours?! Do you have to fight off the same villain with the same storyline!? Bowser kidnaps this and Bowser kidnaps that. I'M FUCKING TIRED!
Mu: Do it look like, I give a f...
Mu morphs
Noel: Please forgive her...Me!
Peach: ?!
Noel: Yeah it's an l-long story.
Peach: TIME TO END YOUR STUTTERING PHOBIA!
Sub Boss Peach Vs Noel! Second attempt go git em'!
Noel: NO! LET'S NOT DO THIS!
Exits Noel
Peach: GET BACK HERE!
Scene: Mushroom Kingdom
Enter Hazama and his four goons in clerical robes(Bang, Arakune, Green Koopa, Dry Bones)
Hazama: I knew it. Oh ho! Our princess is doing the deed for us. Ohhh ho ho! Look at her go!
Arakune: "You can't win child."
(Me: Fuckin' really?)
Green Koopa and Dry Bones: "No you can't win!"
(Me: Wow really?!)
Hazama: NO DUMBASSES!
(Ragna: I'M 'BOUT TA, PAY YA ASS A VISIT! 'BOUT, TA, PAY YA ASS A VISIT! 'BOUT, TA, PAY YA ASS A VISIT! 'BOUT, TA, PAY YA ASS A VISIT!)
(Church Choir: "No, you can't, win!")(repeat every three seconds)
(Nu: COME ON IN BAAAAAAAAAABY! PAY MY ASS A VI-SIT!)
(Me: Yep America, the tempo got slower, and they still going at it. It's a' been eight hours of this bull. Can somebody help me out?)
(?: Maybe I can.)
(Me: GOT DAMN YOU'RE A NINJA! Who you?!)
(Tsubaki: I'm Tsubaki, a woman that hates noise like you. Mr, Nintendo, stay put. Hi mom!)
(Me: Well I been...damn she didn't hesitate did she.)
(Background: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-OH SHIT!-WHERE'S RESPECT! THE MAN'S ON THE JOB!-YOU CAN'T WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!-I WILL TODAY!-NOOOOOOOOOOO!-EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK!-HALLELUJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)
(Me: Damn what is goin', on back there. DAMN! She's getting' on all them! Even the church people!)
(Tsubaki: Now "STAY" quiet!)
(Nu: *cough* Bitch.)
(Ragna: *cough* Trick *cough* ass *cough* slut!)
(Tusbaki: I'll be back, Momma it's not working!...Yes try harder! More force!)
(Me: Yeah! A ga-go to mamma on them!)
(Background: NO PLEASE BITCH!-TRICK NO! IT WAS A JOKE!-SOUND SERIOUS TO ME! REPENT NOW!-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK! R-RAGNA!-YOU DON'T DO UH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOW!-SECURITY, ESCORT THESE SNOBBISH FUCKERS OUT!-THIS, I-ISN'T OVER!-YOU...YOU MOLESTER!)
(Tsubaki: Sorry momma, America, and you Mario. There will be no more background statics.)
(Me: But the church people.)
(Tsubaki: Only one was false so, he got their wrath.)
(Me: Um, what a' did you do to them?)
(Tsubaki: Simple, shove this dagger up their asses. It works every time; it makes them sing one last opera. Didn't they sound nice?)
(Me:[aside]This woman is a freak.)
(Tsubaki: They squirting out red but that's what doctors for, to heal them so those bastards can clean up behind themselves. America, if you hate noisy ass makers, deliver that ass to what they call divine justice! Don't even hesitate, just grab something sharp and send that bitch in their black hole; make that slut red and I mean "dark" that shit!)
(Me: O,kay. Um, we got you, you, don't like noise.)
(Tsubaki: GOT DAMMIT BRING THEM BACK! THEM FUCKERS ARE AT IT AGAIN!)
(Me: That's just a' you. Carry on America.)
(Tsubaki: NO MY EARS DON'T DECEIVE! THEY CAN HEAR THE SUN RISE! IT "DON'T," "DECEIVE!")
Bang: Dang! They just ran around the castle!
Noel: P-PLEASE! I CAN'T CONT-T-TROL THIS!
Peach: WELL SWEETIE, THAT'S WHY I'M CHASING YOU DOWN!
Hazama: Let's wait and see how long this goes.
2 weeks later
Arakune: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Bang: I KNOW RIGHT!
Noel: PLEASE STOP!
Peach: THIS CAN LAST UNTIL EARTH'S DEATH!
Mu: Amazing. Two weeks of y'all's life wasted. Pathetic.
Hazama: You gotta talk like that to be a soldier girl.
Goons: "YUUUUUA!"
Dry Bones: Girl walk it out!
Green Koopa: WEST SIDE SWAG!
Bang: BAAANG-BAANG-BANG ON THESE BITCH-ES! BANG ON THESE BITCH-ES! BANG ON THESE BITCH-ES! FOR TWINTY FO' OURS!
Noel: IT'S SNOWIN' NOW! WE WILL FREEZE OUT HERE!
Peach: JUST STOP RUNNING!
Noel: GROWN UPS FIRST!
Arakune: Litchi! Bring me milk! In the name of oil!
(Me: What the hell is this?)
(Tsubaki: Now this is a show! When you planning on making this a dvd? You "got" my money!)
(Me: Well I wasn't plannin' on makin' CD's.)
(Tsubaki: You should. I smell fortune.)
(Me: I don't know. America?)
(Tsubaki: Noel got legs! I mean damn that girl can run! For two weeks?! Straight up epic! This must be in stores!)
(Me: Okay fine. Toad's, go do what a' got to make these dvd's.)
(Tsubaki: ...YES! How much?!)
(Me: Ten dollars.)
(Tsubaki: THERE you go!)
(Me: DAMN GIRL! Too much Hamiltons!)
(Tsubaki: Keep all that! You got a gift! Yo ass is the next Bernie Mac!)
(Me: Well thank a' you so much.)
(Tsubaki: You're welcome. Now keep it rolling Mario Mac!)
(Me: Well you heard the girl, carry it on!)
Peach: KIDS FIRST!
Noel: YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THIS!
Peach: You're finally ready for a red ass.
Noel: What's your problem?! It's "SNOWIN'!"
Peach: FUCK the got damn weather! Stuttering dweeb.
Noel: See you adults m-m-m-m-make me sick!
Peach: OH MY "GOD" BITCH!
Noel: HELLLLLLLLLLP!
Arakune: And the race race on!
Mu: I just foreshadowed her loss.
Noel: Well what's up?
Mu: Just stutter her ass out. That pisses her off right? Then stutter pee on this Hulk.)
Noel: I not peein' on this trick helfa.
Mu: You're so damn...figure of speech. But really, pee on this bitch!
Noel: YOU NASTY S-S-S-SLUT!
Peach: ARRRRRGH!
Noel: YOU HEARD T-THAT?!
Peach: STOAAAAAAAAH!
Noel: N-N-N-N-N-N-N...
Peach: Okay! Okay. My brain is fried.
Noel: B, b-but.
Peach: YOU WON NOW "STOP!"
Noel GOT THAT BOSS!
Noel: Got ya trick!
Mu: BITCH WHAT!
Peach: Don't flatter yourself. There's always next time. Ugh, next time.
Peach Exits
Noel: What's that clappin'?...Oh n-n-no.
Hazama: Let's give a round of applause to my runaway woman. How's life?
Mu: Let me confront this shit load of toxic waste.
Noel: I got this. Well.
Hazama: Now it's about to get better. Seize her!
Noel morphs
Mu: Seize this ass.
Hazama: Mu, even you leave me?!
Mu: Why not? I exists to please myself, not a head of maharajah.
Hazama: KILL THEM!
Dry Bones: "Ya can't git out of the game."(repeat)
Bang: Can't get owwwut of the, gaaaaaaammmmme hey! GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY HEY-HEY! Gaaaaaaammmmme hey! GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY HEY-HEY! Gaaaaaaammmmme hey! GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY HEY-HEY! Gaaaaaaammmmme hey! GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY HEY-HEY!...
Arakune: ...Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah TRICK!...YA TRICK!...YA TRICK!...YA TRICK!...
Green Koopa: Naked version of Megaman!...Do you see what I see?!...Naked version of Megaman!...She showin' her *beep*!...Female Naked!...Naked version of Megaman! Female Naked!...Naked version of Megaman! Female Naked!...She just rip flesh!...Out her got-damn bones!...Yes she did! Shit nasty!...Yes she did! Shit nasty!...Yes she did! Shit NASty!...You will not, git out, off this!...You cannot, git out of this shhhhhit!...I rebuke your devilry body!...I said I re-BUKE! Yo devilry body!...I said I re-BUKE! Yo devilry body!...
Hazama: Seriously faggots?! You just gonna act like fools and sing folly got a sob story bull?! Fine! YA DO THAT I GOT THIS!
Noel: No NO!
Mu: I will not lose. I will make sure this will be my only win.
Hazama: I'll never wanted to unleash ultimate power on females. But searching for bitches is not me! I looked up and down for you whores! "search and destroy" has always been my ancestry motto; not "search for that special one!" I found ya, now your mine, in the name of death. I took care of both of y'all! I went as far as to teach you both how to maintain y'alls killing personalities! But I guess it's the same difference.
Mu: *yawn* You done? I can sign up for school if I wanted to.
Hazama: "Restriction 666 released! Dimensional interference field deployed!"
Bang: OH SHIT!
Green Koopa: The azure! LET'S SCRAM!
Dry Bones: When the man is dry he will get high. That's why they made Valentine's Day. Di-da, DI-DA!
Arakune: Man you just flopped yourself matarded.
All four goons exit
Mu: Okay. Them paper snakes will not stand a chance.
Hazama: GIYGAS! The embodiment of evil! Help me amend these bitches! Guild them to not death, but to being my sex slaves! Empower my Azure!
Mu: Red aura? "Giygas?!"
Noel: That Mewtwo from "Earthbound?!"
Mu: This bastard is asking for too much! SHUT-UP NOW!
Voice of Giygas: Hamaza, Hazama, Hazama. Domination granted.
Hazama: WAHHHHAHAHA! YES I CAN FEEL HIS POWER BESTOWING UPON ME! YEAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAA! I CAN FINALLY QUENCH MY URGES! "ACTIVATE BLAZBLUE!"
Hazama dies, Giygas forms
Scene: The Fetus of Giygas(with some green)
Giygas: MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I'm back, Ness is dead, world perish is guaranteed!
Mu: Um, I not going near this decayed fool.
Noel: I think I know how to beat him. Pray.
Mu: Hell no! God don't like me!
Noel: He loves everybody, even evildoers like you and this Christmas fetus.
Giygas: He don't love no one! SPLIT!
Noel becomes real
Mu: W-what?!
Noel: H-how did he.
Giygas: I'm the god of evil! I can make any wish come true, efface any dreadful thing that hunts you. Noel, your freedom is granted. Now in return, aid me in destroying this human infected world.
Noel: Umm...
Mu: She want's to do this!
Noel: DON'T ANSWER FOR ME!
Mu: Trick, this is do or die!
Noel: I'll rather get independence from the good god than you!
Giygas: Something I'd expect from you. Very well, both beings before me shall perish with the ugly world!
Mu: If we get out of this, you will surely die for your insolence!
Armageddon Boss Giygas Vs Mu & Noel! Oh shit this is scary!
Mu: Skit bomb eat this!
Giygas: A twig can do better than this.
Noel: I'm not gonna even bother shootin'.
Mu: THAN GIVE ME!
Noel: HEY!
Mu: EAT! THIS! FAG!
Giygas: You're pretty stoic and persistent. That's all the sinful energy I need to control.
Mu: No one controls ME!
(Me: Man America, this is some "scary" shit. Even my house formed into this bizarre dimension. All you a' see is this red n' green fetus floppin'up n' down in wavy motions.)
(Tsubaki: WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! WHERE'S THIS THING'S ASSHOLE!)
(Me: Ms, even if you find it, it just tickles it.)
(Tsubaki: THEN DO SOMETHING DAMMIT! THE WHOLE PLANET IS NOTHING BUT THIS RED AND GREEN SPERM!)
(Me: America, let's all pray that Noel and her nasty ego can handle this. They're our only hope.)
(Tsubaki: Man give me my money back!)
(Me: But you...)
(Tsubaki: GIVE IT BACK! YOU'RE A GOTHIC CONMAN!)
(Me: I wasn't attendin' to have Giygas I swear!)
(Tsubaki: Just help me find the ass! America watch them! Me and *beep* nose got something to do!)
Noel: Lord if you hear me, please...
Giygas: NO!
Noel: MMMMMMMM!
Mu: Thank you! Ain't she a vexing bitch?!
Giygas: You're more degrading. If you want to be the enzyme to world destruction, than put some clothes on!
Mu: EVEN A GOD TELLS ME?! NOOOO! NEVER!
Giygas: You DARE DEFY MY COMMAND?! You're meager abilities will never penetrate my heart!
Mu: What. Evil finding love?
Noel: Mmmmmm! Mmmmm-mmmm! MMMMM!
Giygas: Evil originates from some tragic event. My mom died, that's all you need to know.
Mu: *laughing under her breath* Yeah well, I was created. I care about nothing and nobody! I should be your heir! Evil don't care about shit! You care about your mother, which is pathetic!
Giygas: You zombie bitch!
Mu: PAHHHHHHHHH SHIT! ENOUGH SLAMMING MY TITS ON STUFF!
Giygas: YOU DON'T CONTAIN MILK! FACEDESK!
Mu: MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAH! Damn!
Giygas: The more reason world's day shall come. Stoic zombies are running this world; you selfish excuse of humans are decaying yourselves and the environment.
Noel: *Rips* *pant, pant* W-we can work t-this out.
Giygas: What's there to work out? Unless you're changing your mind about joining me, perish.
Noel: Good people go through tragic stuff too! Look at me! My "real" parents put me up for adoption for baleful reasons, then the people that adopted ended up being murdered. I was without parents and a home for a long time until that guy you turned into fetus raised me, just to rape me! I told him no after he viciously requested for fun. Then came this slut who turns out to be my evil alter ego psycho.
Mu: GOT DAMMIT I'M NOT A SLUT!
Noel: Well you're pretty nasty with your prostitute dressin' self. I don't know where the castle at but this pink maniac who goes haywire from my shakin' voice. She chased me around her castle for two damn weeks. Finally, we're right here. After all of that, I never went to the devil. You're sacrificing your blessin's for what, avenge your mom's death by takin' the world? You chose to become "God of evil." No one told you to become so. I'm sorry but, you're a distortion to society.
Giygas: Oh that's a heart striking speech, but it missed something. Yes we got choices, but going the good way produces more and more negativity, hence the creation of angst; which you're so engulfed in. A lot of people hate the world, even you; that's why Mu exists as your darkside. She's not controlling you, you're controlling her. You cull to form into this false breed of human. She's merely you when you hallucinate the past; you're blurry delusions.
Noel: W-W-what? T-T-THAT'S NOT T-T, WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mu: H-Huh? You're actually nailing my heart? *sniffle* I'm independent! I Don't NEED HER I'M "REAL!"
Giygas: On the contrary. You're her illusion, only she can see and hear you. You killing Hakumen, she did that; She disguised as you to perform the deed. You getting punish was her beating down herself.
Mu: Satan taught you well. *sniffle* I never thought I would actually cry from such rubbish. I guess I am a fake, But "how you live is how you die." You sperm, will die a miserable death.
Noel: Your m-mom, is *sniffle* not lovin' t-this.
Giygas: And she didn't love humans for making her ill which result grave. "HUMANS!" Weakest beings on the face on the universe, took out my MOM! You all, Don't have, no place, in this "WORLD!"...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Noel: Evil can be good and evil can be good anytime. You can break free whenever you're ready.
Giygas: Pah-PAHHAHAHAHAHA! AHHHHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH! Enough false nostalgia. Perish with the rest of the ugly humans!
Noel: You're a good demon.
Mu: Ignore this helfa. Just fuck us well okay.
Giygas: Defying a god's command. You all deserve a slow death...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY AAAAAAAAAAAAASS!
Noel & Mu: ?!
Me: Don't mind us America.
Tsubaki: In the name of punishment, take your evil ass back HOME!
Giygas: DIVINE REPENT-AAAAAAAAAAAAHER! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Is punishment a actual god?
Tsubaki: Research honey. Research.
Giygas: I CAN TASTE THE LIGHT!
Tsabaki: HERE'S MORE!
Giygas: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TRICK! I WILL RETURN JUST FOR YOU DIVINE BITCH! JUST YOU WAIT TRICK!
Giygas Exits
Noel and Mu acquired an IMPOSSIBLE VICTORY! Giygas dissipates!
Scene: Mushroom Kingdom
Noel: W-what just, happened?
Mu: I'm still here? So I'm real?! I'm finally free! YES! WORLD DEMISE SHALL COME!
Tsabaki: See Mario, even evil gods can't withstand a dagger up their asses.
Me: This is some wired shit. America, I didn't expect eccentric stuff to occur.
Tsubaki: You can have your money back. I don't need it. Un?! Is that Mu?
Mu: Who dare call me?!...Oh shit.
Tsubaki: Oh shit my ass! Where's my perm relaxer?!
Mu: Um, I buy you another.
Tsubaki: You LOST MY SHIT?!
Mu: No please! Stop moving!
Tsubaki: Wonder what a sword dildo feels like? It feels nice; makes you moan in tone helfa!
Mu: There's no need for this! It's just hair chemicals! NO PLEASE! NOEL! HELP!
Tsubaki: C'MERE HELFA! TOOK MY SHIT TRICK!
Mu: CHEMICALS PSYCHOPATH BITCH! CHEMICALS! *beep* ass *beep*
Tsubaki: *beep* IT'S "MY" HAIR SLUT!
Me: look at them a' go America. Peach got herself two ghetto fabulous orbits.
Noel: M-Mario, thank you!
Me: UFF! Peach don't like people huggin' me like this.
Noel: I l-learned a lot. That man died before me. I'm fully independent thanks to you sending me on this world tour. THANK Y-YOU SO MUCH!
Me: MAMA SHIT! GIRL! I CAN'T A' BREATH!
Enter Peach
Peach: Man what's with all of this ruckus? OH?! That bitch! HEY WHORE! GET OFF MY MAN!
Noel: Eh?! You! NOOOOO!
Peach: I GUESS NEXT TIME COULDN'T WAIT! YOU WILL LOSE THIS TIME HELFA!
Noel: MARRRRIIIIIIOOOOOO!
Peach: THAN YOU SAID HIS NAME?! YOU'RE MINE TOO PIMPING PEDOPHILE!
Noel: PHYCHO I'M GROWN!
Me: NO PLEASE! NO!
Peach: IF YOU END THIS, THAN YOU KILLED THIS SLUT FAGGOT ASS *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*...
Me: Man America, you see this, this is what a' you call a tragic endin'. Everybody is running eternal laps around this mentally challenged castle; even me, The GOT, DAMN HOST! This will be the first and only time I do some shit like this! Bye America! Fuck this mother fucker I'm out this mother fucker! Pizza!
Backup Singers: "You can't get out of the gaaaaaaaaaaame!"(repeat)
Four Goons: *laughing like utter maniacs*
Camera overheats and explodes