Hiya! Yah! HaaYah!
"Percy! What. Are. You. Doing?" Sally fumed
"I was- uh- practicing"
"Practincing?"
"Yes"
"In the apartment?"
"Well- yes, I counldnt just go outside and start sparing in front of the mortals!"
"Ugh! Just don't break anything"
"Iwont mom"
"Anyway I'm going to the grocery store, do you need anything?"
"Well, counld you perhaps bake some blue cookies" Percy put on a begging face
Sally laughed "I'll get the ingredients but, but only if you behave"
"Oh! I will mom, I will"
"Bye" percy called to his mom.
Percy lunged and attacked invisible monsters.
Yah! Ahhhh!
CRA-AACK! SMA-ASSHH!
"NOOO!" Percy rushed forward but was too late His soward had apparently thought the vase was some sort of evil-demigod-eating-monster and it fell and smashed to smitherines. "Ugh! Valas!" Percy cursed.
The door lock clicked and the door knob turned.
"Hey I forgot my purse and-" Sally stopped short.
"Percy. Would you care to tell me why my favourite vase in lieing on the floor apparently smashed to pieces" Sally said in a surprisingly clam voice.
"Mom I can explain!"
"That's it! No blue cookies for you!"
"What? No, Mom anything but that!"
But Sally wasn't finished "And no sword fighting in the house. I mean it"
And that is how Percy was banned from practicing sword fighting in his moms appartment.