The boys from The Outsiders were just standing around looking around. "So where are we anyhow?" Soda asked looking at Al.

"Your in the land of Amestris." Al said.

-Too Ed, Ruby and Johnny-

Ruby was setting in a water shield. Johnny was trying to get her to come out.

"UM...Ruby?" Ed used his alchemy to make the water surrounding Ruby dissapate." Are you a Homunculous?"

"What the fuck is a homunclous?" Johnny asked looking at him.

Ruby stood up, and walked to Ed. SHe was a head taller then him."I'M NO FUCKING HOMUNCLOUS!" she yelled and slapped him across the face.

"Uhhhh..." Ed was kind of put out by the fact he had to look up at her 'Why am I so Fucking SHORT??' "UM, well a humunculous is a person who died then was brought back to life using Alchemy, they also get special powers..." He looked at the twosome.

Johnny gave him a blanc stare.

"In our time we would call it a zombie/witch, living dead with powers." Ruby said as a matter of fact tone.

Ed looked confused, "Zombies?" He shivered,' There are creatures like that everywer.'

Ruby stood up and a water dress apperd on her.

Ed stared at her, a little drop of sweat formed on his cheek, along with a slight blush.

Ruby went to Johnny and kissed him. Johnny was suppired that she kissed him. But he didn't care right now. He kissed her back more passiontaly.

"WHAT!!!!???" Ed did a chibi-gasp." What the hell is this?" He went completly red."Is this because Im too short?" He looked like he was gonna cry.

Johnny was only inbetewn Ed and Ruby's hight. He had his hands on her shoulders, kissing her neck.

"Hey, jerk-wad! Thats too much!!!" Ed punched the shy boy.

Johnny fell to the ground. Ruby looked at Johnny then to Ed, she used her water power and took hold of him, with tick water that he could not brake.

"BLKARHGGS!!!!?" Ed alchemified his arm and cut at the water based jail. He gasped as he lost consiousness, falling to the bottem of the ball of H2O.

Ruby made sure that Ed didn't hurt himself, to much. Johnny went over to Ruby.

Ed woke up to Ruby looking over him. He reached an arm up and pulled her face into his.(A KISS DUMBASS!!!lol jk)

Ruby was shocked, and pushed him away and pined him down with water.

'She likes playing hard-to-get.'"Ruby I'm sorry, but i really like you." Ed said, eyes closed.

"ED!" Winry was standing behind Johnny.She was crying, and holding a wrench.

Johnny looked at her and back away some, Ruby stood up and back. away from Ed some, and un pined his arms.

"W-Winry?" Ed looked behind himself once he lifted his torso up, "Wh- why are you here?"

Whinry was still crying and shaking," I came to tell you how I felt about You!"

Johnny moved aside not wanting to get hit with anything. Ruby moved to Johnny.

"Winry..." Ed looked like his dreams came true." I love you, but i got scared,"He pointed to Ruby," She is like you, determined, loving and nice (mostly)"

Winry cried even harder. " I like you too Edward Elric!" The twosome hugged.(Winry bent down to hug him)

Johnny took Ruby's hand and walked away from them.

Ed looked slightly sad as Ruby walked away hand-to-hand with that creepy guy.

"Ed, we just showed true feelings about eachother, DONT SPOIL IT BY BEING JEALOUS ABOUT THAT SLUT!!!" She hit him over the head with that forgotten wrench.

"AAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWW! SON OF A-" He rubbed his head (which started bleeding-a lot!)

Ruby heard what Winry said but did nothing. She and Johnny just walked away, from them not know were they were going.

" Well, sorry Winry...Y'know, they're gonna get lost, they arnt from here."

"Not your problem Ed, lets go find Alphonse."

Ruby made a wave of water and rood it back with Johnny to were her brother and his his friends were with Al.

Winry looked at Ed's arm," Wow, Ed."

He looked confused.

"You havent broken this one yet." She smiled.

Ed looked away," I feel bad when you get so upset when I dont apprieciate you work, so, yeah, sorry."

Ruby and Johnny walked down the water stairs, and over to everyone. Ruby still had on the water dress.

Ed walked up to Mustang and started to talk to him.

"Miss Matthews, Fullmetal tells me that you have potential to become a state alchemist." He looked her Up and down," Nice dress,"

Riza glared, but said nothing, and bent down to pet her dog.

Two-Bit walked over to Mustang a head taller then he was. "Keep. The. Fuck. Away. From. My. SISTER!" he yelled and punched him in the face."Keep your hands on your woman and not on my sister. That goes for your eyes too!"

Ruby looked at her brother and smiled proubly at him."My big brother loves me!" she siad and twelerd around making her dress lose some water.

Mustang hardly flinched, "You are so lucky you are travelors...Wait a second...where are your passports?" He put his thumb and forefinger on his chin and grinned,eyes closed.

Al stayed quiet, confused, but he soon found a stray kittie to play with.

"We don't have one." Dally said.

"Yea." Steve said

"We just dropped here from Tulsa, OK." Ruby said going over to Roy."What must I do to become a State alchemist? And nothing perveerted either or I'll drown you in salt water."

"Tulsa, is that in Xing?" Roy asked. (Note how he didnt mention the other part.)

"No, in North America. The U.S. Other know as the states." Pony said looking at Roy.

The FMA group went chibi-like "What?"

Pony sighed."I give up." He walked over to his oldest brother.

"Forget he said anything." Steve said.

FMA- "OK"

Roy walked over to Ruby," About the state exam, we must go now." He pointed to the sky ina hero pose.

Ed and Al were whispering to eachother "Well he was a hero of Ishbal.."Al

"God I hate him!" Ed

Ruby looked at him."Only if my friends can come and you never do that again, scary person."

Roy looked slightly upset that it wouldnt be a one on one exam. Riza came over and pulled on his ear." Ok Enough, exam or not Mr. Brigadier General?"

Ruby looked at Riza."Is he always like this?"

Riza sighed" You have no idea, Ms. Matthews." Roy laughed and lead the way into the exam quarters.

"Call me Ruby. Everyone does but my brother who calls me Minnie Mouse sometimes. Don't ask, please." Ruby said walking next to Riza.

"Well, isnt that what you said the first time I met you, Winry?" Riza smiled at the two estrogen filled teens.

Winry glared at Ruby and nodded. Riza looked slightly shocked at the hostilities between the two. Winry was always so nice to people.

Ruby was going to try and stay clear of Winry while she was there.

The gang followed them.

Nobody said anything as they walked.

Ruby walked on Riza right side. Still in her water dress the sun was shining down on. Making some of it melt.

Roy and Ed were behind Ruby, seeing Ruby's -ehem- behind. Winry was walking on Riza's left side.Al was left behind, (He was still playing with the stray)

"Keep staring and your looking for and ealry grave." Two-Bit said glaring down at the two, along with Johnny, Darry, Dally, Soda and Steve.

Ed was taken aback, "I wasnt doing nothing!" He glanced at Mustang," It was him!"

"Eep!" Roy did an anime fall.

"Ruby put more water on your dress." Johnny said looking up at Ruby, who did so.

"ED!!!" Alphonse was clanking twords them, clutching a few small balls of fuzz.

"That cat I was petting had KITTENS!!!!!"He was freaking out.

"Oh, AL." Ed hit himself on the head.

"KITTENS!" Soda said before going over to Al, followed by his younger brother Pony.