My Girlfriend made me a Sweater
Pairing: Seijuro x Gou
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance and comedy
Warning(s): Little fluffy and has some swearing
Summary:
Gou decided to make something for Seijuro for Christmas rather than buy something. Will he accept it gratefully or be utterly confused?
Seijuro POV:
"Well~ what do you think?" My girlfriend asked me with a wide grin on her face.
What the hell can I think? It's a sweater for Christ's sake! I usually get these from my grandmother. But I look over to see her puppy dog eyes that are just too adorable to resist.
"I… Love it!" I force a smile. Across from me is her brother and my under classmate Rin who is sneering at me like no other with his shark like teeth.
"Oh that makes me so happy Seijuro-kun!" She hugs me tightly and I slowly wrap my arms around her as well.
"At least I'm not gay!" I mouth to him.
He flips me off and mouths a very nice, "Fuck you!"
I promised her I'd wear it to her family Christmas party. Oh God I look so ridiculous in this thing. It's pink and has little cats on it and the scary part is… Their tongues stick out.
"I made them based on how yours feels!" she'd meant to be flirting but I almost got punched in the face by her brother again.
Well. This is going to be a very interesting holiday. Thank goodness the rest of the team isn't going to be around.
Speak of the goddamn devil.
"Captain… We were… Invited by… Rin-san." They tried to hold back laughs but couldn't manage under the pressure.
"Shut the hell up." I say, "If you say shit about my sweater, I'll make sure of it that you get swimming suspension." They become serious now.
"Yeah, it takes a real man to wear a sweater with cats on it." Rin's behind me now snickering; I wish I could punch him now but I promised Gou.
I promised my darling I would wear this sweater and wouldn't get in a fight with her sibling.
But I think I might have to break one.
Another break possibly being his jaw I hope.
"Waahhh! You look so cute!" Gou compliments me; I guess I'm happy if she's happy.
"Well you're looking pretty adorable yourself honey!" I come close to her face and we rub noses; I see Rin a little ways away. Glad he's pissed cause I'm happy as a clam right now.
"Ooh come on Sei-Sei! You need to meet my family!" I let her drag me along and introduce me to her relatives.
My girlfriend's family is actually nice, they don't say much about the sweater- but they are trying not to crack up too much- and they offer me some gifts. Like her great great great grandmother offered me condoms; to which me and Gou blushed trying to refuse the offer. But she insisted and I had too since she was so old, plus Rin was around~!
I was really excited when we finally found mistletoe in an abandoned hallway. And oh how I enjoyed making out with her and then her brother walking in on us and he couldn't do shit about it.
Surprisingly I'm having a good day.
Until the sweater starts to itch like crazy.
"A little itchy there?" Rin asks me grinning suspiciously.
"Ha! No just a little…" I can't stop scratching, "Well maybe a little…"
"You should take it off then~!" He's trying to convince me now and it's working a little, "I mean it looks like you're wearing a living nest of itching powder."
I pause and scowl at him, that little shit.
"Take it off captain! I insist!"
"Never! I'm wearing this because-"
"Because?"
"Because… I love your sister very much and don't want to break her heart! Even if this sweater is incredibly ugly!"
"Seijuro-kun?" And of course she's there to hear everything, I'm in trouble now.
"K-Kou! I can explain!" I say trying to cover it up and Rin's just gonna sit back and watch the show.
"I can't believe you would…" Oh great here it comes… "Do something so loyal for me~!" Okay I didn't expect that.
"What?!" Me and him say at the same time. I'm happy though and he's not.
"I'm so glad that you would do anything for me!" She grips me in a hug, "You know the whole reason why I gave you that secondhand piece of junk was because I wanted to test you."
"T-Test me?"
"Yeah, but you passed the test! And now I know you can be my boyfriend!" Rin's boiling mad already but I'm just grinning, "You can take it off now."
"But I'm not wearing a shirt underneath."
"Even better~!"
In the end, Gou fawned over her boyfrond's abs and Rin was in a very PMS mood for the rest of the party! FIN! As in fish fin~! ;D (Lolz I'm so dumb… XD)
