Chapter 2: Elves and Snow Gnomes!
Bo-bobo and his group arrived in the elf village… however it wasn't what any of them were expecting…
What they were expecting were the type of elves that where the Short Type, IE: short, friendly, sometimes cobbles shoes or bakes cookies in a tree. What they weren't expecting where the Fantasy Type, tall elegant, stunningly beautiful.
Beauty stared at the elves. One of the elves saw how she was staring at them.
"I know that look." Said the elf.
"What look?" asked Beauty.
"You were expecting Short Elves, weren't you… just because this village is in Christmassy mountains and near reindeer." Said the elf, "That's raciest."
"Haha! He called you a raciest!" said Don Patch.
Beauty sighed.
"At least not dress as a K…" said Gasser but Beauty stopped him.
"Please don't finish that sentence." She muttered glaring at him causing Gasser opt have a sweat drop.
That was when a rather old elf man saw Team Bo-bobo.
"So you must be the legendary Bo-bobo I have heard about." Said the old elf man.
"That's right." Said Bo-bobo.
"I have heard the kidnaped Santa Claus and have asked you to come and rescue him." Said the old elf man.
The old elf sighed…
"I love Christmas, it's the elfish blood." Said the old elf man.
"Wait! I thought the other kind of elves like Christmas!" yelled Beauty.
"Oh, just because I'm of the Fantasy race I can't say that loving Christmas is in my blood. You're a raciest." Muttered the old elf man.
"Will you stop saying that…" muttered Beauty.
"You must know that the Base is guarded by the most horrible create know to elf man." Said the old elf man who stared at Jelly Jiggler, Softon, Dengakuman and Don Patch, "Or whatever you are…"
"Hey! I take offense to that!" yelled Don Patch dressed like a woman then hitting the old elf man with a purse.
The old elf man ignored Don Patch hitting him.
"It's a dangerous creature… so dangerous that few will speak it's name." said the Old Elf man.
"I believe I know what it is." Said Jelly Jiggler suddenly dressed like Giovanni, he then pointed to Don Patch who was dressed like a Scientist, "You there! I want you to clone Mew!"
"Why would I want to do that?" asked Don Patch.
"Because you want to revive your dead daughter, don't you?" asked Jelly Jiggler.
"That was the anime canon! Not the Origins canon!" yelled Don Patch, "In fact in the Origins Canon, Giovanni had nothing to with Mewtwo!"
"I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!" yelled Jelly Jiggler.
However the Old Elf Man ignored the two.
"Fine… I will say their name… The Fortress is protected by Snow Gnomes." Said the old elf man.
"Snow Gnomes?" asked Beauty.
"Yes… Snow Gnomes they are among the most dangerous creature known to this world Be careful trying to save Santa."
"Snow Gnomes? Really?" asked Beauty.
"NOT THE SNOW GNOMES! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SNOW GNOMES!" cried Bo-bobo.
"Seriously? I've heard of snow gnomes and from what I heard they're not that big or vicious." Said Gasser.
"You've heard of snow gnomes?" asked Beauty surprised.
"I've only heard of them from stories…" said Gasser.
"I see." Said Beauty.
"The Fortress is that way." Said the old elf man, "And be careful as I said all elves love Christmas."
"Let's go!" said Bo-bobo, "Besides!"
Bo-bobo was no dressed up in a ripped up Hawaiian shirt, "I have to get those gnomes to give me a refund!"
"Seriously?" asked Beauty, "They don't even use Gnomes any more."
They headed to where the Grinch block was.
"There's no way that Snow Gnomes are dangerous, right?" asked Beauty.
"I think that old man must have been out of it." Said Gasser.
They got to the Fortress that was the HQ of the Grinch Block.
"Santa's in there!" said Gasser.
"Intruders!" they heard several tiny voice.
They turned to see several gnomes dressed in winter gear.
"Greetings we're the Snow Gnomes." Said one of the gnomes, "I'm Paul and I'm sort of the leader."
"What kind of Gnome name is Paul?" asked Beauty.
"Look I know you want to bust in and destroy the place but we're here to stop you!" said Paul the gnome.
"Oh yeah! What are you going to stop us?" asked Don Patch.
"You're just really small gnomes!" taunted Jelly Jiggler.
"Fine but only you asked for it!" said Paul, "Formation!"
That was when all of the Gnomes began to form a giant gnome, like a combining Mecha.
"Gnomes can do that!" Yelled Beauty.
"All right! The bigger they are the harder they fall!" yelled Don Patch taking out the don Patch Sword.
He tried to attack the Giant Combined Gnome but was smashed.
"Anyone want to try?" asked Paul who was on the top of the combined gnome.
"Is there anything to stop it?" asked Beauty.
"I have hear of stories of the only was to defeat gnomes." Said Bo-bobo.
"Can you do it?" asked Beauty.
"First I just need a…" said Bo-bobo suddenly dressed in a sweater turtle neck and skirt with a head band in his afro now holding a grappling hook, "Grappling Hook!"
He shot the grappling hook, which pulled in a leaf blower.
"Why did you pull in a Leaf Blower?: asked Beauty.
"Because leaf blowers are the only thing Gnomes are weak against." Explained Bo-bobo.
"How do you know that?" asked Beauty.
Bo-bobo set the leaf blower opt suck, when it sucked in one of the gnomes, he hit blow, which sent the gnome into the giant combined gnome and destroyed it.
"Seriously?" asked Beauty.
"I know right…" said Softon, "That was a long way to make a Gravity Falls reference!"
"What are you even talking about?" asked Beauty.
That was when suddenly the gates to the Grinch Block opened up.
"Looks like they're letting us in." said Hatenko.
"Let's go!" yelled Bo-bobo.
They all went into the giant fortress.
Inside the leader of the Grinch Block watched was just happened on screen.
"So he's coming in." said the mysterious leader, "The one known as Bo-bobo… I'll be ready for him."
And the leader began to laugh evil while Santa cried in his cage…
But of course Bo-bobo would have to get through the Fortress to get to this leader and who knows how long that would take…
Then again all of these Christmas Stories are always 5 chapters long so there's that… and this is chapter 2 so it's probably going to the end of the next chapter…
But for dramatic convince let's go back to saying who knows how long that would take.
"You know…" said Beauty interrupting the narration, "You're dragging this up."
Shut up Meg!
"But… that's not… never mind…" muttered Beauty.
Anyways… END OF CHAPTER!
Next Time: Bo-bobo and the gang must fight ghosts... why are they fighting ghosts when ghosts helped Christmas years ago... who knows! What will happen? Find out next time!