Chapter 3: Ghosts of Holidays
The leader of the Grinch Block realized something.
"This story would be boring if I just wait while they just go through corridors." Muttered the leader.
"What?" asked one of his assists who was a woman dressed like a sexy Christmas Elf.
"WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT!" yelled the Leader.
"Irony!" said the assistant.
"Okay…" said the leader who didn't know how to react to that.
"What are you proposing sir?" asked a rather normal looking hair hunter.
"I'm proposing send out those who are disfranchised wit the holiday…" said the leader.
The two assassinates where shocked.
In the corridors of the Block.
"What do you think will show up?" asked Beauty.
"I don't know… but it's probably something Christmassy but says it hates Christmas." Said Gasser.
That was when they heard laughter.
That was when they saw a child, however this child was ghost like and transparent and it was with the grim reaper.
"What's going on here!" yelled Beauty.
"So your Bo-bobo…" said the child, "This is interesting."
"Who are you?" asked Bo-bobo.
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Past and this is the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come." Said the ghost of Christmas Past.
"I got you are Christmas!" said Beauty.
"We were but we quit!" said the Ghost of Christmas Past.
That was music began to play.
"NO!" yelled Don Patch, "Not a musical number!"
"That's a right, a musical number!" mocked the Ghost of Christmas Past.
"You see the Yule tide comes! IT's our job to make sure that miser's turn around his ways! But what do we get? Nothing! That is why we're ending Christmas right here and now!" sang the Ghost of Christmas past.
"Wait about your duty?" asked Beauty.
"Did you hear what just said? We toil and study and the past and future of a jerk that cares about only greed! But what do we get? Nothing! That's why we're ending Christmas right here and now!" sang the Ghost of Christmas Past.
There was an awkward silence.
"Are you going to ask more questions?" asked the Ghost of Christmas Past.
"If we do then we'll just need up continuing the song." Said Don Patch, "And I hate Musical Numbers!"
"I hate them too!" yelled Bo-bobo, "Because they never include me!"
"Okay…" said the Ghost of Christmas Past, "But don't have any questions like where's the ghost of Christmas Present?"
"This years haven't been born yet." Said Don Patch wearing nerd glasses, "He is born and dies every Christmas!"
"Oh! I through none of you knew!" yelled the Ghost of Christmas Past.
The ghost of Christmas Past however began to laugh.
"We can defeat you! You want to know why?" asked the Ghost of Christmas Past.
"Peanut butter?" asked Bo-bobo.
"No because we can distract you with images of your future or past!" mocked the ghost of Christmas past, "Observe"
The Ghost of Christmas Past pointed to don Patch.
Don Patch began to remember a terrible Christmas… one where his father took away all of his presents under the pretense that he didn't deserve them any more because he refused to eat his churros.
"Oh why! DADDY! WHY!" cried Don Patch.
"And it could go both ways." Laughed the Ghost of Christmas Past, "Which Yet to Come will show Beauty's future."
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to come shook it's head.
"Why not!" yelled the Ghost of Christmas Past.
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to come began to show the Ghost of Christmas Past Beauty's future.
"OH MY!" said Ghost of Christmas Past.
The ghost looked at Beauty and Gasser blushing.
"That wasn't a hurrying future… but I can see why he didn't' show you." Said The Ghost of Christmas Past.
Because of this the Ghost of Christmas Past changed tactics.
"Now it's time to see that we have more tricks up our sleeves." Said the Ghost of Christmas Past.
"He's not doing anything." Said Gasser pointing to the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
"He tends to avoid fights like this since you know… he knows every possible outcome." Said the Ghost of Christmas Past.
That was when the ghost began to crate several fires which launched it was Team Bo-bobo.
They dodged.
"All right! Time for fist of the Nose Hair!" shouted Bo-bobo.
Bo-bobo Used Fist of the Nose Hair.
Fist of the Nose Hair had No Effect.
"What! Another Pokémon Joke!" yelled Beauty.
The Ghost of Christmas Past laughed.
"Don't you get it! You're attacks have no effects! After all! How can you kill something that's already dead?" asked the Ghost of Christmas Past.
"What about the Ghost of Christmas Present?" asked Beauty.
"That one is completed okay… very, very complicated…" mumbled The Ghost of Christmas Past.
"There is only one way to stop a ghost now!" said Bo-bobo.
Him, Jelly Jiggler, Don Patch and Hatenko were now dressed like the Ghost Busters.
"I ain't scared of no ghosts!" yelled Bo-bobo.
All four of them had proton packs and shot at the two ghosts, who of course dodged.
"You're not familiar with Ghostbusters episodes? Are you?" asked the Ghost of Christmas Past, "There was an episode where they caught us! We already know these tricks so we win!"
The Ghost of Christmas Past began to began create more fires.
"Now! I will win!" mocked the Ghost of Christmas Past.
"Hold it right there!" shouted the Ghost of Christmas Yet to come.
"WAIT YOU CAN TALK!" Yelled Beauty and the Ghost of Christmas Past.
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to come removed his hood releasing a ghost of a cop.
"I'm a member of the Ghost Police! And you're under arrest for breaking several ghost laws!" yelled the ghost cop, "Including trying not kill the living!"
"What!" yelled Ghost of Christmas Past.
"You should know that the Ghost of Christmas Yet to come was in our sting the whole time." Said the ghost cop.
"What? No!" yelled the ghost of Christmas Past.
The ghost cop handcuffed the ghost of Christmas Past.
"Thank you so much! Without your help I wouldn't have arrested this one!" said the ghost cop.
"It wasn't a problem officer." Said Bo-bobo now wearing a dress.
And o the ghost cop took away the Ghost of Christmas Past.
In the room where the leader of the Grinch Block watched what happened.
"That was unexpected…" said the assistant dressed like an elf.
"What now?" asked the regular hair hunter.
"Soon I will face Bo-bobo! And he will wish that the Ghost of Christmas Past did kill him." Said the leader of the Grinch Block.
And with the ghost behind Team Bo-bobo! Now will now have to face the leader of this Hair Hunter block but who was the leader! Stay tuned and find out!
Next Time: Who is the leader of the Grinch Block? Is the Grinch? Is it one of the Santa's Reindeer that's disgruntled? Is it something new that the writer pulled out her ass? Find out next time!