A/N: Second the last chapter, the final chapter will be put on Christmas Eve like every year! I hope you all enjoy the next chapter!
Chapter 4: Love All Your Reindeer
Team Bo-bobo arrived in the main chamber of the Grinch Block. They opened the doors.
"Welcome to the Grinch Block." Said the leader in a silver chair, "Prepare to meet your doom Bo-bobo."
The person turned around reveling it wasn't a person but a reindeer, who was drinking a glass of Chianti.
"Hello! Bo-bobo! It's good to know you came for Santa After all." Said the reindeer, "It's a shame that I already took care of the others."
"A reindeer?" asked Beauty.
"Tell me all of you, what are the names of Santa's reindeer?"
"Well there's Dasher!" said Bo-bobo.
"And Prancer and Dancer..." said Beauty.
"I know of Blitzen." Said Gasser.
There was an awkward silence.
"You only know of those 4 and sometimes Comet… but never me!" yelled the reindeer, "I am Cupid! One of Santa's other reindeer!"
The reindeer tossed the glass if Chianti causing the glass to shatter.
"Wait! I thought it was going to be something the author pulled out of her butt?" asked Beauty.
"IT was but when she was writing the next time preview she liked the reindeer idea and used it instead." Explained Cupid.
"That makes sense." Said Beauty.
That was when Cupid took out a laser.
"First I think I should show this! The Naughty Tron 5000! It makes people mean and grumpy and fight!"
Cupid hit the laser at Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler.
The two started to glare each other.
"You know what…" said Don Patch, "You'll never be as popular as me."
"Oh yeah." Said Jelly Jiggler, "If you're so popular why was I referred in that new show Steven Universe."
Don Patch glared at him even harsher.
"Shut up Jiggler! I'm on to you!" yelled Don Patch.
The two began to fight.
"There's just one problem." Said Cupid.
After about a minute of them fighting both of them suddenly became very happy.
"After a minute it fills them with Christmas Cheer." Sighed Cupid.
Both Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler were now joyously signing "We Wish you a merry Christmas."
But due to certain reason you won't be able to hear it… after it all it a Copy Righted Song…
Anyway…
"The only thing that can get this to work in the right way is to use Santa's Beard!" said Cupid, "That's all his magic is…"
Santa who tied up in a cage in the corner sighed, "Cupid, we've been through this, that's not how it works..."
"Shut up Santa! You're just lying! You always lie!" yelled Cupid.
"If this was about just me then why did you drag in BO-bobo?" asked Santa,
" Because I want to get the glory while stopping you forever." Said Cupid.
"I think Cupid went insane." Sighed Beauty.
"And not in the good fun way!" yelled Don Patch, "Like how I am!"
Bo-bobo stepped forward.
"Fine, we'll fight." Said Bo-bobo, "But if I win you give back Santa!"
"Fine…" said Cupid, he looked at his minions, "You two! Take care of the rest!"
The two nodded and went opt attack the others.
However Hatenko locked the male hair hunter.
"That was fast!" yelled Beauty, "What about the other one though?"
Beauty turned to see what was going on but couldn't help but to gape.
"Would you like some grilled Tofu Dipped in Miso on a stick." Said Dengakuman.
"Sure!" said the woman dressed like a sexy elf who began to hug… the um… "Dog", "YOU'RE SO CUTE!"
"Okay… should have known…" mumbled Beauty.
With Bo-bobo and Cupid the two began to face off.
Cupid ran towards Bo-bobo.
"The poor fool doesn't know what he's in for!" thought Cupid.
That was when suddenly Bo-bobo's afro opened up revealing a Cupid.
"What do you think you're doing?" asked the Afro Cupid, "You're bringing a bad name us!"
"I'm sorry!" yelled Cupid.
Over the course of the next several minutes the Afro Cupid chewed out the reindeer named Cupid while telling him about love.
Evetunlly the Afro Cupid flew away.
Cupid turned towards Bo-bobo.
"That was a dirty trick! But I won't fall for cupids like that!" said Cupid.
"What about innocent half human half reindeers?" asked Bo-bobo.
"There's no such thing!" yelled Cupid.
"Oh yeah?" asked Bo-bobo.
Suddenly he pulled out Tony Tony Chopper.
"What? Where am I? How did I get here!" yelled Chopper.
"Should have seen that one coming..." sighed Beauty.
That was when Cupid punched Bo-bobo in the gut.
"I hate One Piece! So there!" yelled Cupid.
"By the way! Yelled don Patch hijacking the story, "When are you going to update Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Shampoo?"
Look, I have so many other stories, at best I'll wait for a good time to put up for a future poll.
"Put it on the next one!" yelled Don Patch.
What?
"Put it on! Or I will continue to hijack this story!" said Don Patch.
You wouldn't dare!
"And now we return to a Patches and Yaya Christmas!"
Okay! Okay! I'm adding it to the list now…
"You better be!" yelled Don Patch.
It's added! Let's just get back to the story.
Bo-bobo managed to force Chopper back into his afro.
"Do you really hate Christmas?" asked Bo-bobo, "You've been with Santa for so long…"
Cupid was silent.
"You have been with for years, flying all over the world. Why are you really doing it?" asked Bo-bobo.
"Because of a combination of stress and I'm one of the lesser known reindeers! We've been through this!" yelled Cupid.
"His motivations are spelled out clearly you have to admire that." Mumbled Beauty.
"If you won't believe me. I'll just have opt take more drastic measures!"
That was when Cupid pressed a button and a rocking soundtrack began to play.
"What's going on?" asked Beauty.
"The only thing I can think of with guitar riffs like this." Said Don Patch, "A giant robot!"
"That can't be true!" yelled Beauty.
"It's true…" said the woman dressed like a sexy elf, "It's his most ultimate weapon! The Anti-Christmas-Tron 10,000! With it he knows he can destroy Christmas once and for all…"
"Why are you giving explosion?" asked Beauty.
"It's it obvious?" asked the woman.
"No." answered Beauty.
"I made a heel face turn because Dengakuman is SO CUTE!" said the woman cuddling Dengakuman.
"I see…" muttered Beauty.
That was when a giant robot appeared. It was just and its colors were cyan and fuchsia.
"Why is it those colors?" asked Gasser.
"Don't you know?" asked Don Patch dressed like a scientist, "Cyan and Fuchsia are the opposites of red and green…"
"Oh… I get it…" said Beauty.
Bo-bobo looked up at the giant Robot and knew there was only one to beat it.
"Santa! Do you have any candy canes?" asked Bo-bobo.
Santa managed to move around a bit and tossed one at Bo-bobo.
"All right! This will help me defeat it!" yelled Bo-bobo.
"How!" yelled Beauty.
Bo-bobo was silent…
After all how would a candy cane save the day… only will tell in the final chapter!
Next Time: Will Bo-bobo beat Cupid, will Santa be saved? How will it be done? Find out in the final chapter of a Very Bo-bobo Christmas!