Avenger Party

by AvengersASPIRE

We have a party. Natasha isn't there so Clint took notes. Then Thor wanted to make it into a story. That turned into us writing down practically everything we aren't doing on dangerous missions to make, uh well FanFiction. Is it still called that if its all true? I'm out of my league here... All of that is off topic, sorry. This is the story that started it all. -Bruce Banner

9. Epilogue

Authors' Notes: (We do not own the characters from the Avengers. Others that show up though are ours. This part is an actual email from the person who is Clint)

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Epilogue

Clint was in charge of typing up the notes. He sent this to the rest of the gang the next day:

I had an excellent time. That was probably the best party I've been to in years, and I do mean that.

I know the subject here is "AVENGERS PARTY FEELS," but honestly I think I have too many feels to put into an email without writing something essay-length.

THE SHIRTS: Wow, these came out surprisingly well, didn't they? Which reminds me...

JUST STEVE: It's apparently normal for water to pick up color like that a little, so no worries.

EVERYONE: The internet suggests using cool water to wash the shirts, and either setting the drier to a low setting or hang drying the shirts.

I'm not in the mood to type up my note sheets right now, but I'll probably do so tomorrow. In the meantime, here are some points I took out of this experience:

1) Making shirt transfers work is harder than you would think

2) The same goes for making cakes

3) You should always dance to the gods if you want things to go well

4) Tony...

A. should not be allowed to help in the kitchen

B. is hated by the universe

C. can do anything he wants because it's his house

D. supports gender-equality among strippers

E. can't get hungover because he's always drunk

F. has a BIG EGO

G. likes COOKIEs

H. wasn't the life of the party so much as the bane of it

I. is a lovable jerk of a guy anyway

J. did a lot of notable stuff, if you couldn't tell

5) Bruce is the voice of reason

And constantly agitated

But also puts radiation in things, so be careful

6) Jarvis is a fashionista and he and Loki should be buddies

7) Catchphrase is an awesome game

8) I lost my voice today, but losing my voice is totally worth it if it happens because I'm having a good time

9) Thor really wants to make up with Loki

10) Thor, Clint, and Bruce are totally BFFs

11) Blanket nests are insanely warm

12) USA is a pretty awesome dog

13) The Star Spangled Man is catchy

14) AMERICA, JUSTICE, LIBERTY, AND FREEDOM!

15) Steve is full of PATRIOTISM

16) Bow-and-arrows are allowed in movie theaters

17) Feeling simultaneously like the coolest and lamest people around is pretty awesome

With all of that said... Let's get together again someday!