Dia Duit!

SORRY I TOOK SUCH A LONG TIME TO UPDATE!

So Russia! How did you like my last chapter? Can you still not see me writing a lemon? That last piece was REALLY sucky, so don't hate pwease. Lawl, anyway, this is my second Chappy for today. And I am like YEAH!

I had nothing to eat today so let me go get some food and we shall begin!

BTW, whenever time is like "three hundred" or "Twenty one hundred" its like military time, basically it's 3 AM and 9 PM.

THANKS TO MAL FOR HELPING WITH THE LAST CHAPTER. It was fucked up, and I wouldn't format. MOTHER RUSSIA IS THERE WHEN YOU NEED HER! And when you don't! *cheery smile*

POV: Irelando~

My eyes fluttered open.

"What? Was it all just a bad dream?" I sat and made the room under my surveillance.

"Fuck. I thought I was luckier."

My legs swung over the side of the bed. I got up and preceded with some morning stretches. The cell door was open and the hull door was unlocked. Tis amazing how they trust me so. But they do have something to use against me, or else I would have been gone by now.

They're was a small stack of clothes next to the bed again, but this time, it had a note.

I think you will need these, unless you want to where your night gown around the ship.

~ Yao

I giggled. Of course Yao would lend me some of his clothes, he is the closest thing to a girl this ship has, right? I lifted the shirt up. It was more like a dress. It was crimson, the Chinese color of happiness, with a golden flowers design. It was short sleeved, and had a slight wrapping around the neck. It also had a collar, which was kept bind by a golden thing. The dress was bordered by gold accents and was silky. Both sides of the dress thing also had a frugal, which extended up to the thigh.

Luckily, Yao was smart enough to give me pants. They where black and went to my ankles. He also gave me a hair clip. Yao then walked in, his hair down.

"Hello, aru! I see you are about to get dressed! Should I go?" the Chinese man asked.

"No, please stay. I need putting these on anyway." I let the gown fall to the floor. Yao hasn't raped me and he looks like a girl, so it was actually quite easy.

Yao dressed me, though looked worried.

"Is something wrong?" I questioned.

"… don't you find it odd to have a man you barely know see you in your under garments and dress you?" I smiled.

"Not really. I mean, you're very kind and if you wanted to make an attempt to get with me, you would have already. And beside, I enjoy your company." He smiled.

"I am glad to hear that, aru." He climbed into bed. "Sit."

I did. Yao brushed my hair and inserted the clip. He than hopped down and helped me up.

"Well Captain-"

"Wait? Captain? Oh, that mother fucker!" (She finally remembered, stupid face.) I ran out leaving Yao dumb founded.

I stormed into his quarters. He was sitting in the chair I was sitting in yesterday and was reading. I took the book and threw it against the wall. Arthur looked at it.

"I was reading that…"

SLAP! (He just got bitch-slapped!)

"You bloody perverted rapist! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO RAPE ME!" he looked at me.

"Whatever do you mean?" he said so innocently.

"YOU MIGHT BE A SODDING IDIOT BUT I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!" I yelled.

"Last night? Oh, what happened~?"

"YOU SNUCK INTO MY BED AND I WAS IN THE NIGHT GOWN AND YOU HAND CUFFED ME TO YOU AND YOU STARTED KISSING ME AND REACHING UP ME DRESS!"

"Did you enjoy it?"

"NO YOU MONGRAL, I DIDN'T!"

"I'm sorry, love, but I did no such thing."

"Don't lie to me, you bastard!" Arthur stood up and was a few inches away from my face yet again.

"But, love, I am not the one lying."

"Oh? Where is your evidence?"

"Yao," Arthur called out. He was standing in the doorway, he probably chased me. "…what did Erin do last night?"

"She practiced karate until she fainted. I then carried her to bed."

He was lying. It was too well practiced, and not something that he would say. The Chinese man didn't even say "aru", like he usually does. I pulled him closer.

"Oh? Being forward now, aren't we?" I spoke in a low voice.

"You can convince your crew that nothing happened, and even get them to lie to my face, but I know and I don't believe." I released him.

Yao had already left, and I was going to find him to apologize for running off, but I was stopped once again by the Captain. "You look beautiful." He said simply.

I blushed. I never blush. Never. On any occasion. Not when I'm complimented, not when that servant guy walked into me, not when the prince of Scotland had proposed to me. Why was this any different? Was it that I've never been complimented by a con? No. Was it the way he always tried to get close to me? That includes almost-raping, too. Was it the sincerity of his words? …What? He's a pirate for the Gods' sake! He is immune to having any kindness, serenity, or anything of the sort!

I quickly threw his arm back and started retreating, until he grabbed my arm. "Erin."

I turned my head to face him, stress obvious on my face. "What the hell do you want?"

"I can't have you sleeping all day while the crew and I are fighting, so I must put you to work, love."

"Aw, I was getting excited, too. I was going to sneak out while you were fighting, take a bow and arrow, and shoot you in the head. Such a shame…" I said sarcastically, but I actually came up with the plan whenever we were talking yesterday.

"Shut it and make battle plans with me." Battle plans. How romantic.

POV CHANGE: IGGY!

"There is a slavery ship coming in from this direction," My index finger slowly moved down. "We'll intercept here, raid the ship taking the slaves. We will then sell them in India three days later." I looked to Eduard, my second.

"I think that is a fair plan you made." He said, his sky eyes studying (notice how they but "dying" at the end of the word, after stu) the map. Erin scoffed.

"Is something wrong?" I questioned.

"With me? No."

"What is it then?" The other man asked.

"Do I have to spell it out?" a delicate finger was placed on the map. "We get the cargo, first off. They would sell best in South or North America. They'll pay much higher, and most bounty hunters come from the south Asia. That business group is most popular with teen agers, and they're looking for powerful men in India. It would take about two weeks with the prisoners onboard, but it would be worth it. "

How could she just… off of the top of her head… it took me about a week to construct that plan alone, and she out bested it like it was child's play…

"Well? What do you two think?" she asked. Erin obviously didn't know what she just did although she did it with so eloquently…

"Marvelous! I don't think anyone could come up with a plan like that in such a short period of time!" He exclaimed. I smirked.

"I agree… it looks like we found you a new occupation, love." She looked defeated. I turned to the blonde haired man. "Go inform the rest of the crew. We should be in their scope in about ninety minutes." Eduard was gone. I took a step closer to the orange haired beauty.

"How does someone like you come up with battle plans like that?" It was her turn to smirk.

"We're all full of… surprises, do you not agree?"

I turned around and walked to the chest against my bed. Opening it, I grabbed my backup pistol. Then, I handed it to the Princess. She was confused.

"I can't have you sleeping while everyone else is fighting; you are going to help." I commanded. My arms then wrapped around her slender figure. "I'll teach you how to master a pistol in an hour."

*STAR*STAR*STAR*

"There."

"Where?"

"Look where my telescope is pointing."

"I still can't see it!" I handed the golden telescope over to the half-prisoner and moved it to the right direction.

"How long until- ten minutes." I interrupted her.

She was wearing Yao's clothes and she looked beautiful, but God she is a bitch some times…

"Excuse me?" Erin's eyes glared into mine.

"Did I say that out loud?"

"Nah, I just read your bloody mind at that exact moment!" You sarcastic bitch.

We started to fight. We where just yelling petty insults. It was obvious that she would win, for she had a list to use against me. Her accent just made me angrier.

She was really the first Irish person I've ever met, and she had such a sexy voice. But when she was yelling, oh, when she was yelling, her accent was like a bug bite on your throat. Annoying as hell and just made you want to obliterate it and never get another one. Plus she was as loud as a sodding Cicada!

It was about to get physical until a man with an iron pipe talked.

"We should save our energy for when we are fighting the slavers, da?" Erin stopped and looked at the Russian.

"I agree. If the wanker over here keeps his mouth wired I think we can-" BAM! A cannon ball shot into the ship.

Erin got out the pistol and aimed at the pins connecting the cannon to the wheels and shot them both. The cannon was soon un-useable, and the girl repeated this trick for all cannons in site.

BAM! BAM! BAM! She was now taking shots on the men on deck getting ready to fight. Click! Her gun was all out of ammo and she refilled the gun, returning to her task at hand.

But whenever she did this, the ships where right next to each other. All of my men placed oak wooden planks to connect the ship. I wouldn't believe it, but Erin is heading straight into the fire, and I was following behind her. BAM! BAM! BAM! Erin was killing everyone in her sight.

With the help of this woman, it no more than five minutes until the slavers where dead. I made a bee line to the prisoners. I released them and got Toris to show them to our hull. I was going to salvage what gold and such I could off the ship when Erin stopped me.

"Search the ship and take anything of any value." I ordered three men that where just standing around.

"What the hell are you doing, you git?" Emerald eyes once again glared into mine.

"Carrying out the plan." I said casually.

"Stop acting like this is so primitive! Those aren't teenage men! They're little girls!" she yelled.

"What's the problem?" I asked. She slapped me.

"The problem? These people are no older than twelve and they're girls! You should know as one what men will do to them!"

"That's just business. If you want to be a pirate – BUT I NEVER WANTED TO BE A PIRATE!" Erin screamed. She was going into attack mode. Quick! Evade!

"We'll talk about it tonight." I said, than ran off. It was a poor excuse and she knew this, but she never stopped me.

Yay! I completed this one at school. So today at school we are going to have a practice STAAR test, and I am not excited. BUT I GET TO WRITE!

Hachiko: They are perfect for each other, and if you knew her past, you'd see why she's so strong. Oh, and next chappy they are going to have some… ahm… fighting.

~Slan leat!

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