Hey! Author here. Sorry about not updating it frequently… Stupid life gets in the way. To make it up to you, here is the longest part yet. I will try to make all the parts this long from now on, so don't get too mad at me for not updating, ok? Oh, and the chapter's title wouldn't fit with the spaces in, so that's why it's all one word.

Here are all the series that will be featured in this segment:

SPOILER ALERT!

Left 4 Dead (Just the first one)

Tales of Symphonia (Again, just the first one)

Naruto

Three Delivery

Teen Titans

Kirby

Big Bang Theory

"So there are six classes of infected. First, there are Hunters"

Raine stood at the front of an empty classroom. She had written six terms on the board.

"Hunter", "Boomer", "Witch", "Tank", "Horde", and "Smoker"

Penelope sat at a random desk and watched with attentive eyes. She usually didn't pay much attention in school, but her life could depend on it now.

"The hunters specialize in close-range attacks. When they spot you, they will pounce on you and pin you to the ground so you can't get up. Then, they will claw at you until you are, well, dead."

Penelope gulped. That didn't sound like a method of death she was ready to accept.

"What-what about that one?" Penelope pointed to the next word on the board.

"Boomers specialize in long-range attacks. When they get you in there sight, they…well…"

"They what? Kill you?"

"No. It's actually a little bizarre."

"I think I can handle it, Professor Sage"

"They puke on you"

"What?!"

"Once the horde gets a whiff of you, you will be killed by them."

"Then can you explain 'horde'?"

"Yes. Hordes describe the infected that are basic, stereotypical zombies. They stick together in groups and attack as one. They gang up on you and then attack you with your basic kicks and punches until you are inevitably dead. They will sometimes bite you as well"

"Alright, then. What about the other three?"

"Well witches are probably the most lethal in terms of surprises. They seem harmless, because all they do is sob loudly. But if you startle it, it will extend the claws on its hands and quickly proceed to claw you to death. Once it does, it's likely to feed off of your corpse."

"Ah…"

"Next up, there are the tanks. These are the most powerful of them all. They could rip you to shreds or throw very large items at you. Two alone are enough to make a grown man tremble with fear. But the tank incident at Naruto's village… 7 of them marched in side-by-side…"

"Wow, no wonder his village was destroyed…"

"And lastly, we come to the Smoker. These guys have incredibly large tongues that they shoot out and unsuspecting victims and wrap them around. Then they reel you in and start to slash you to death with their claws"

Barney let out a large gasp as he tried to get air back into his lungs. He then scrambled to get the limp tongue off of him, once he got the hang of breathing again. Naruto rushed back into Wu's garden after making sure that the Smoker was gone for good. Naruto could not believe what he saw next.

Mr. "Boomer" Wu.

"Hey, you gotta get out of the way! That's a Boomer!" Naruto yelled.

Barney did a double take. He looked at his dad in shock.

"Whoa dad! What did you get into?"

"Hey, it's going to puke on you!"

"What? Dad, are you sick or something?"

Naruto ran and grabbed Barney. He then made a shadow clone barricade behind the two and set Barney down in front of the restaurant. He threw a kunai and it pierced the boomer. He exploded.

"DAD!!!"

~Raine's house, Iselia~

Penelope and Raine had just finished their take-out dinners. They sat in the living room, like they had before when Naruto was present.

"So, I guess I live her now?" Penelope asked her new roommate.

"Yes, that does appear to be the situation" Raine responded.

"Well, since we live like this now, I think it'd be best if we learned about each other"

"Alright"

"How about you going first? Naruto told me that you were 'alone now'. Did someone who used to live here, y'know…die?"

Raine closed her eyes and lowered her head. A single teardrop rolled down her face. Then she lifted her head and looked right at Penelope. "My younger brother" she whispered.

"I-I'm sorry…"

"Don't be. If anyone should be apologizing, it should be that hot-headed friend of his, Lloyd!" Raine screamed as her crying had turned into hysterical sobbing.

"E-Excuse me…" Raine tried to collect herself as she walked into her bedroom and slammed the door. Penelope stared.

"Well, I failed there. Maybe I'll take a walk…"

With those words, she rose to her feet and walked out the door.

~China Town~

"Are you ok?" Naruto asked Barney. Barney still couldn't believe what he saw. Then his shock quickly turned into anger.

"What did you do to him?! That was my dad you just murdered!" Barney was flipping through emotions like a man who couldn't decide what TV show to watch. "Get away from me!" he yelled as he ran from Naruto.

"Barney, wait! It's too dangerous, there could be more!"

Naruto ran after Barney. "Barney!"

"STAY AWAY!" Barney yelled behind him. Then he crashed into someone…something…

~Iselia~

Penelope hummed a tune as she strolled the dark streets of Iselia. There was a full moon tonight, and that made it all the easier for Penelope to see.

Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, that's a name you should know!

Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, he's the star of the show!

With maximum pink, you won't believe your eyes!

Kirby!

Kirrby!

Kirby, Kirby, Kirby the oooone!

Right back at ya!

Penelope spun on her heels at the last line and pointed straight behind her. She pointed straight at a boy around her age that she'd never seen before.

"Uh…." Was all that Penelope managed to say when she realized for the first time she had an audience. "Were you following me?"

The boy laughed. He had black hair, a red shirt with an "R" on it, a yellow cape, green gloves and green pants. "So you know Kirby?"

"Yeah, who doesn't? Oh, and by the way, who are you?"

"The name's Robin"

"Ok, Robin… Were you following me?"

"We were just heading the same direction. You're new here, aren't you?"

"Yeah. You live here?"

"Not anymore. I stopped by to visit my mother and brother's grave. My father buried them both out by his house here."

"That doesn't explain why you're out so late, though"

"I didn't want to bother my father. And I didn't want to wake my teammates. They'd want to come, but this is really something I have to do alone."

"Teammates? You mean roommates?"

"No, teammates. I'm the leader of the Teen Titans"

"I'm sorry, but I've never heard of you guys"

Robin reached into his yellow belt and pulled out a spherical device with a big "T" on it. It was making some kind of noise.

"Well, this has been fun-"

"Penelope. My name's Penelope by the way"

Robin smiled. "Maybe we'll meet again, Penelope"

Robin left the scene, leaving Penelope all by herself.

She sung another song:

Our whole universe was in a dark dense space

And nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started quick

The Earth began to cool

Autotrophs began to drool

Neandrathals developed tools

We build a wall

We build the pyramids!

Math, Science, History

Unraveling the Mystery

That all started with the BIG BANG!

BANG!

'I'm started to get worried about Raine. Maybe it's time for me to go and see if she's all right…'

~Later~

Penelope quietly walked into the house and softly closed the door behind her. She walked over to Raine's bedroom door. She knocked softly.

"Raine? You ok?" No answer. "Umm… Are you still awake?" No answer.

'Guess she fell asleep. I should check up on her in the morning'

Penelope yawned than come across a shocking discovery:

"I haven't the slightest idea where I'm supposed to sleep!"