Dia duit!

I AM SO SORRY THAT I TOOK SO FRAKKING LONG. 5 BLOODY MONTHS! NEW RECORD! I got grounded, then MASS EFFECT 3 CAME OUT AND I ROMANCED GARRUS AGAIN~ then I went to the beach. OH, and yes, I am a xenophile (mostly for species that are based off of dextro-animo-acids. [looks at best friend Tali'Zorah vas Normandy and boyfriend Garrus "Arch Angel" Vakarian]). And damn Vakarian for taking me out on that date that I can't stop thinking about! IT WAS SO SWEET! Then I got grounded for a few more times, then writers' block raped me, and so on.

So I hope you know that the woman he was dreaming about IS NOT Eire. THAT'S ALL I AM GOING TO SAY~!

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POV: Iggy SUUU~~!

I groaned as soon as I woke. Why does my back… oh, yes. Erin threw me… wait… my eyes fluttered open. She was lying on about a third of a metre away from me, facing the door. There were bruises on the back of her neck where my fingers where, and I wouldn't be surprised to find the front had bruises from my thumbs.

Sighing, I climbed out of bed, deciding not to take her in her sleep I dragged myself to the elegant door next to the window. CREEK! I should probably get the Korean boy to fix it. The first thing that I noticed was steam. The second I walked in, white, transparent steam surrounded me. I'll let Erin bathe.

Walking over to the mirror, I popped my neck, and then stared at the reflection in front of me. I grabbed a sliver comb and started brushing. Once I was done, I tied a royal blue tie in my hair, forming my golden locks into the shape they normally took.

After that, I waltzed out and went to the closet. Opening the cherry wood doors, I picked my clothes and started to change. It was different from what he usually can be seen in; this outfit was more formal and was, for once, a oceanic shade of blue. The day was ready to begin.

There was a silent yawn from across the room, followed by a pop! "What are we doing today, Jacob?" Erin's eyes opened and saw me.

I chuckled then faced the Irish beauty. "And who might Jacob be? A secret lover, perhaps?" This caused me to get another one of her death-glares.

"Well shite, this really isn't a dream."

"And Jacob…?"

"He was just a friend, you git."

"…That just happened to be there whenever you woke up?"

"He and a few other servants would wake me."

Erin hopped out of bed and popped her neck. You could see a slight look of pain on her face as she did it. I walked over and lifted her hair.

"Do they hurt?"

"Of course they hurt, you git. Do you really think that getting some sleep would help me neck?"

"I'll get you to a doctor whenever we land on America." She scoffed. "I'm sorry?"

"One minute you're trying to kill me, the next you're healing me wounds. That's not a wee bit strange."

I kissed the bruises. "First off, I wasn't trying to kill you. Second off, I'm taking care of what's mine. Just because I do it doesn't mean I care."

"If you really wanted me for anything, you would have just raped me when I was in a comatose, killed me, or held me for ransom about a week ago. Why go through all this trouble? Why am I so important?"

"I'll be making more battle plans if you need me," I was half way through the door, "also; there is a bath for you." I shut the door behind me.

You won't know. No, you can't know. That would ruin everything.

Everything.

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POV: Irelando~!

I waited a few moments looking at the door of which Arthur left/ I walked straight to the bathroom. How long as it been since I've bathed, five, six days? Oh, dear. Wasting no time to get undressed, I climbed into the tub. My eyes gently closed as I allowed myself to be nearly completely submerged into the water. This is what Heaven feels like.

It had to be at least half an hour until I finally moved. I stood up, grabbed the bar of soap, and started rubbing it all over my body. Once I was done, I practically fell into the water, cleansing myself from all bubbles.

"You seem to be enjoying yourself." A voice behind me said. I cupped my breast and snapped my head around. There was an Asian man smiling at me with arms crossed. "I can't blame you, though. It's been a week since you last had a bath, right?"

"Don't you know how to knock?" I questioned.

"Nah, as the deckhand I never learned how to." He took a step forward. "So anyway, my name is Im YongSoo. I come from South Korea."

"I'm Erin-"

"—Chloe O'Connor, princess of Ireland. The boss has been planning to take you for awhile now, so word got out."

"…Wait? How long as he has been plotting my kidnapping?"

"Only for about eight months."

"EIGHT MONTHS?"

"He wanted it to be perfect… so how do you like the ship so far?"

"I nearly got raped twice, I have to sell children, I have to kill people, be away from my people, and I have people invading me while I'm trying to bathe. How much do you think?"

"I think you like it a lot." He scoffed as I casted him a glare. "I'll leave you be for now, so you just take your time." Im then turned around and walked away.

Even though he told me to take a while, as soon as he was gone, I dried off and started looking for clothes. As I looked though Arthurs' closet, I noticed that there was a side filled with woman clothing. I'll go with these.

It looked something more of what a pirate would wear. It was made for a woman, but it was nothing that I'm use to wearing. For the top, it was a white blouse that started an inch under my shoulders that was tight above and below elbow, causing it to poof out. It also had a brown vest that laced up in the mid-front.

For the bottom half of me, I had a joker-styled red and white striped pants that was more than a bit snug. I also had cuffed leather boots that went up to my knee. There was also a leather belt with a solid gold buckle. Then I noticed some accessories, so I grabbed them.

Making haste to the bathroom, I put on a gold bracelet and a brown choker. I put my hair into a ponytail which I tossed over my left shoulder, then tied a green sash on top of my head. With that, I strolled out of the room.

Yao found me before I could go check on the children. "Ni hao, Erin, you look lovely today! I must ask where you are going."

"Yao, hello, I was just going to check on the children."

"They looked quite hungry, aru, but other than that, they seem fine."

"Oh. When are you going to feed them?"

"Captain told me not to, aru." My eyes widened.

"WHAT? He is just going to let them starve?"

"It appears so, aru."

I started to storm off. "Where are you going now?"

"I'm going to find the bastard!"

"Try the dining hall!"

I was stomping the entire way there, hands planted on my hips. The dining hall was really just a large wooden room with tables and chairs. On each table, there were five candles and five people. The one I was looking for was in the left corner. There, there were a handful of men, all scoundrels, petty thieves and criminals, listening to Arthurs' tales and drinking pints of beer.

"… then I chopped his head off," a British accent said, "And then knocked the other one off the ship." A trail of laughter fallowed.

"Arthur fucking Kirkland," I said.

His blond head turned and smirked. "This the one?" one of then asked.

"Aye, you look beautiful, lass, what's the occasion?"

SLAP! This caused all of the men to either go wide-eyed or laughed hysterically. Arthur looked at me, another smirk. "What happened this time?" he asked.

"You can't just starve the children!"

"Watch me."

"They are just children!"

"So?"

I need to try something he'll care about. "If you starve them they'll die, and I do not know of anyone who will purchase a dead girl."

"I do."

"You're hopeless." I was going to walk away when one of the men stopped me.

"Ay, if you will give the captain some ass, how about us?" there was howls of agreement.

"Go fuck yourself."

"Won't you do it for me?"

"No, I won't you git. Now take a bath and leave me alone."

He grabbed me; I shook free and started walking. "Teh, you're a slut, just like your mother." I stopped dead in my tracks.

"I turned around, threw him on the table, grabbed the knife that Arthur was using and slid it into his stomach. I twisted it, and enjoyed hearing him scream. Arthur just took another sip of whiskey. I then ran out of the room, through the deck, and into Arthurs' quarters.

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POV: Arthur

I took after Erin. I know she would have hurt him after a comment like that, but she would never stab him. Ever. I found her pacing in my quarters, looking directly at the floor.

"You didn't have to do that, you know." Erin stopped and glared at me.

"Yes I did." She continued walking.

"Why?" No reply. "I asked why," still nothing.

I got up and threw her on the bed. Erin just curled up into a ball facing left. "Talk to me here," silence. I walked over and forced her to look at me. "When I speak to you-" She's… crying?

"What's wrong?"

"Like you give a damn," I was now facing the back of a sad, yet beautiful woman. I hugged her from behind and tightened my grip the more she struggled. Erin turned to look at me to say something, but whenever she saw my face, she buried her own in my shoulder and hugged me, sobbing.

I softened my grip and slowly rubbed her back, telling her sweet nothings. Of everything I said, everything I tried, she would not stop. That is when I lifted her head with my thumb on her chin, and gently placed my lips on hers. He eyes widened, but then closed, deepening the kiss.

It was I who broke it. It worked. The Irish woman rested her head on my chest. "Thanks," she murmured. "I needed that."

"Anytime, love."

"But-but don't think that changed anything between us. I still hate you and all." She said hastily.

"Yes it does. I should get the sheets ready-" She punched me in the gut then broke free of my grasp. I had that one coming.

"So may I ask-"

"No."

"You don't even-"

"Yes I do, and I'm not going to tell you."

"It was your mother, wasn't it?" she winced.

I held her again. "I lost my mum, too."

"You didn't have to tell me that."

"You're right, but then you wouldn't know that I understand."

"…Can we move on?"

"Certainly,"

"You should kill them."

"Why?"

She thought for a moment. "Well it's your duty to make sure no one offends or hurts me, and they did."

"Why is it my duty?"

"Well, your like, my… protector, so if you don't protect me, I'll run off and get hurt." She said looking to the side.

"Then as your protector, I get to do what I want with you-"

"No."

"Fine," I kissed her on the cheek, causing her to blush. Erin didn't stop me, though. So, I started kissing her on the neck. "Wait, no, stop, I didn't say you could do that." She pushed me off.

"For you, my dear, I'll wait… for a certain amount of time." She rolled her eyes and got up. "Also," Erin looked at me. "Remind the chef to make food for the children."

She smiled and skipped off. God, I'm a sucker.

Yes you are, Artie. Yes you are. Lawl, so I was going to bring this in later, but my mind had no control of my hands, so I just went with it. So anyway, you need to listen to these two songs:

Stars Come Out – Zedd

Crave You – Flight Facilities (Adventure Club remix)

So yeah, I wanted to put something sweet in as a small repayment for the time that I've been gone. Anyway, I was going to start another story, but my little sister shut off the computer and I was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

So, I will actually try to update more often, which I will be able to do since it's summer.

I love you all.

~Slan leat!

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