Bet you thought you've seen the last of me, bitch.

Hello. After nearly two years I am back and NOT MY SEVENTH GRADE SELF.

I come with good news.

I am rewriting this story. Yep. That's right. It's probably just going to be called Of Pirates and Princesses, though.

By the time you have read this, it will be up.

Thanks for sticking out with me for all this time and I'm sorry that you saw my seventh grade self.

Welp, here goes nothing.