Another insane chapter. Thanks to Skyrogue, Jessie07, Cerdwyn3, and Artistic-angel825 for your reviews.
Jean Grey: leaves school with highest grade point average ever seen, and gets a job as an exotic dancer
Wolverine: anger management therapist.
Magneto: eccentric artist, opens the worlds only sheet metal origami workshop.
All: posing as heroes and villains in the local amusement park.
Xavier: Olympic wheelchair racing champion
Mystique: image consultant (also doubles as a mirror)
Nightcrawler: living pop up advert
Storm and Iceman: running a year round ski resort
Cyclops: laser pointer
(thanks to Artistic-angel825 for this idea.)
Gambit: blackjack dealer in Las Vegas