Chapter 3: Sealand Learns that Growing Up Can get Very Bloody

"Other than dying, I think puberty is properly about as rough as it gets." Rick Springfield

LATVIA HAD to admit that he wasn't a strong nation because of Mr. Russia and knew he would never be able to get the respect from all of his peers for his crybaby personality. It wasn't specifically his fault for being so timorous, it's just that...

RUSSIA IS JUST PLAIN SCARY, OKAY?

Mr. Russia always seemed to take a "liking" to him for reasons he didn't know, and he would certainly love to know what they were so he could stop and live a relaxing life as an independent nation! As he strolled down the hallway feeling utterly pathetic of his self-esteem, he felt someone tapped him delicately on the shoulder where he turned his head over the shoulder to witness Sealand with small tears in her blue radiant eyes.

What happened to Sealand?

Who had made her cry?

Whoever it was, he swore right then as he watched Sealand wipe her tears with her tear-soaked fingers that he would hunt down the bastard and personally torture them viciously until they give a full and proper apology to Sealand, and if she doesn't accept, he'll figure something out.

How...sweet? (Latvia hanged around with Russia too much, huh?)

"Mi-Miss Sealand," Latvia said. "What's wrong?"

"La...Latvia..." Sealand kept crying, pulling her golden bangs out of her face. "I'M BLEEDING!" she confessed, blushing red hot on her cheeks.

Oh, so that's what wrong?

But if she later told him that someone got her bleeding, he would make sure they bleed painfully for their crime (might I add that this is really unlike him, but he just loves her like a sister, okay? So give him a break!).

"Oh, is that all?" Latvia smiled gently to her as he took out a bandage from his pants pocket. "Where are you hurt, Miss Sealand?"

Sealand sniffed a bit until she pointed down on her skirt. "On your knee?" Sealand shook. "On your foot?" Sealand shook again. "Then where are you..."

Latvia trailed off slightly, leaving Sealand staring at him ambiguously.

She...couldn't have IT. She really couldn't, she's just too young and innocent as an elegant lily!

"Um...are you bleeding from down there?" Latvia pointed at her skirt and Sealand nodded.

Oh.

Oh, dear.

Latvia looked around, hoping he could find some excuse for Sealand so he could get out of this situation. But he didn't want to seem rude to her, nor does he want her to hate him for leaving her bleeding right in front of him. But when all hope seemed lost, Latvia's eyes wandered behind Sealand to see Miss Hungary just casually walking down the hall with books in her arms and a smile upon her face.

"Ah, Miss Hungary!" Latvia ran over to the surprised Miss Hungary who looked down at him. "Um...Miss Sealand has a...slight problem." Miss Hungary raised an eyebrow and bent down, hearing Latvia's explanation.

Miss Hungary soon rose up, having a straight posture and walked forward to Sealand. Out of nowhere, she dropped all her books which all gave a thud to the ground, grabbed hold of Miss Sealand and sprinted off down the hall.

Latvia prayed to himself Sealand doesn't react too bewilderingly about puberty.

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"Sealand, I want you to know we all have these things," Hungary said out loud from behind the bathroom door. "This period is just normal, only girls have it—but you get some benefits about it!"

"Is this part of being a nation?" Sealand asked naively.

Hungary's eyes deviated aimlessly and her arms were folded to her chest. "Um…in a way, yes."

"So this is a good thing, right?"

"Perhaps, unless you hate going to the restroom every other hour to 'change' and stuff like that." Hungary replied. "Also, there are some other things you should know..."

Click! Hungary stopped leaning the door and Sealand got out, looking bewildered at her.

Sealand took a seat at the gray marble floor, facing the Hungarian as she paced across the bathroom back and forth continuously with arms folded seriously. Soon Sealand started to feel a little dizzy.

Finally she stopped and faced her. "I think you need a class on the things you're going through."

"So you've had these things before?" Sealand asked sweetly, feeling the excitement of being taught by a higher rank than her.

"Oh, I did, but I thought I was a boy and my penis was just slow at growing!" Hungary answered, laughing at it as if it was a joke.

When it wasn't a joke.

"First of all, you'll notice that your chest would start to feel saggy," Hungary advised and pointed at Sealand's chest and she touch her flat chest. "You're going to need a training bra soon and you'll be facing other things we girls have troubles with. And do you know what that is?"

Sealand shook her head, eyes glued on hers.

Hungary walked over to her books she laid near the sink and opens them, showing a picture of a male next to a woman with a baby in her arms.

Her book was a story of the House of Arpad, a family she knew from 1000 AD.

"Men!" Hungary shouted irritably, tapping the male picture with her extended finger. "Men are the world's greatest confusion and enemy, sometimes our friend and secret friend who provides you wonderful yaoi once a week!" Hungary slammed the book shut and quoted, "Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth!"

"Wasn't that from a Chuck Norris movie?" Sealand asked.

Hungary stared at her, bewildered that a British girl would know that movie quote like her. "I took some of America's movies last year; one of them said something like that."

"Well, they're all idiots (except Austria)!" Hungary declared, punching the air with her right fist. "I know one idiot in particular, and his name happens to be Prussia! He's a complete hypocrite, always acting stupid with that annoying 'kesese' sentence he always uses all the time, and did you know he'd shower and smell like flowers?It's because he'd steal my perfume!"

Hungary went on and on about Prussia hearing rude, discourteous criticism from the ancient times to modern days...

Sealand didn't want to be insolent, but she wanted her to stop talking before she rasped her throat out.

Nearly fifteen minutes later Hungary started to calm herself from taking.

"So, have you learnt from anything I said?"

Sealand nodded. "I learned that I shouldn't let you talk about Prussia so much..."

Hungary tilted her head slightly, confused.

All of you guys are lucky not to hear Hungary talk on, but I feel sad for Sealand to hear all that stuff. Please be sure to give out a review and question review, and maybe some of your ideas of what you want to see Fem!Sealand go around the world and facing nations! Let's held Sealand become a NATION!- Anime

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