When I posted the last chapter I forgot to back up my document, thus killing about three pages as yet unposted. I've had to redo almost everything, so forgive me if something has turned up twice and I haven't noticed.
Xavier and Jean: psychic hotline advisors
Mystique: jailed for impersonating an officer.
Gambit: used car dealer.
Magneto: holds world record for creating largest ever ball of steel wool.
Wolverine: 'before' model in shampoo advert
Pyro: barbeque lighting service
Storm: instant laundry service
Sabertooth, the last thing that annoying nature show host will ever drag out of the bushes.
Iceman: making cheesy ice sculptures for weddings and the like.
Shadowcat: housebreaker.