Chapter 5: Sealand and Latvia Play a Dumb game called: Make Terrible Nicknames!

"I had a nickname in junior high, and I loath to say this: 'potato lady.'" Rashida Jones

SEALAND AND LATVIA were just sitting in the swings of the park, staring aimlessly upon the blue sky as millions of clouds that were sighted by others in the world pass along the sky. Sealand finally felt as though she was being treated like a nation by her peers as she kicks some sand off the ground for fun, feeling the sense of responsibility for her independence and finally being recognized.

But she thought it was a little boring when she had to go in boring conferences all the time and everyone either seemed really stressed, really bored or really lazy to do anything.

"Lat, I think I came up with a game!" Sealand squealed to Latvia who looks to her in a confused matter.

"A game?" he asked. "What kind of game?"

Sealand's arms shot up in the air, "Who can Make the Worst Nicknames for Nations game!"

Latvia's eyes brimmed up, interested in this game. "I'll go first, then!" Sealand declared. "Britain is a git, a git who can't tie his shoelaces and is an utter twat! I declare his nickname as 'Jerk Britain!'"

"But that's what you call him all the time..."

Sealand's lovely ocean blue eyes glanced at Latvia as she started to swing on her swing. 'Your turn!"

Latvia went into deep thought about his nickname... "Russia is a bully, a jerk and an alcoholic... I always see him sometimes give himself to others like China, so I declare Russia as 'Prostitute Russia!'"

Sealand laughed so hard at his nicknaming skill, thinking Russia's new nickname seemed perfect for his character.

"America is a jackass," said Sealand happily. "He eats a lot, and I mean a lot, and he seems to be a weirdo! So I declare him as 'Fatty America!'"

"China is an ancient grandpa and he has weird drugs at his house! So I declare him as 'Druggy China!"

Soon the both created rude, offensive nicknames for all the nations that made each of them laugh hysterically to the point of falling from their swings and rolling around in the sandbox, causing other children to point and stare at them bewilderingly. Sealand and Latvia got back in their swings and presume naming their hated rivals with terrible nicknames.

"Italy likes to eat pasta, he's annoying and can't stand up to me! So I declare him as 'Pussy Italy!'"

"Poland likes dresses, he cross-dresses a whole bunch and has a crush on Lithuania! So I declare him as 'Sissy Poland!'"

"Estonia likes computers, he wears glasses and dreams perverted dreams of nations as girls! So I declare him as 'Nerd Estonia!'"

"Greece likes to sleep around, he has a thing for cats and is very perverted! So I declare him as 'Creepy Greece!'"

"Germany likes kinky porn, he can't talk to girls and is a jerk! So I declare him as 'Porn-lover Germany!'"

Sealand and Latvia were almost at the end of the game now that they were the only ones who neither given each other an insult. But Sealand smirked to Latvia and kicked her swing higher up in the air.

"Latvia's a crybaby and a shy boy! So I declare him 'Crybaby Latvia!'"

Latvia stared for a moment until his blue eyes suddenly form tears, almost to weep that Sealand created a perfect insult for him. Sealand halted her swinging and soon felt rude for making a nickname like that to him.

"Now you think of a nickname for me!" said Sealand gleefully, smiling broadly to him.

"I-I can never think of insulting you with a terrible nickname!" Latvia cried and wiped his eyes with his sleeve. "You're sweet and innocent and extremely adorable!"

Sealand stared wide eyed, turning her head up to the sky to think and said, "So you declare me as 'Cute Sealand.'"

Latvia was astonished as his cheeks began blooming like red roses when she smiled sweetly to him, feeling the great emotion of love swelling in his heart when he glanced over to the other side of the park. Latvia felt a pinch on his cheek that stung slightly but also tickled him.

"You're so cute, Latvia," Sealand said. "Also, remember when you would call me 'Miss' all the time? I want you to just call me Sealand...or just Penny, if you want!" Sealand grinned when she said her name out loud.

Latvia had permission from Sealand to use her own name? Didn't she know that nations weren't allowed to tell their real names unless they were allies or married to one another? He blushed at the thought of being allies, or rather, being married together and even having a family with his crush...

Latvia out of nowhere felt something peck on his cheek and it wasn't a pinch...

It was a kiss by Sealand!

When Sealand pulled away, she said, "Let's be married one day, okay?"

Latvia twisted his head to her in response of her trick. "Y-you don't mind?"

Sealand shook her head. Latvia lifted his head, sighing in relief. "Thank goodness... You know, I...I heard that there was a new ice cream shop down here and I was wondering..." Latvia turned to her with a million-dollar smile. "Would you want to go over there on a date?"

But instead of seeing a small micronation, he sees in front of him his boss Russia who looked kindly at Latvia...and usually his smile was never a good omen to those who knew him. Russia's large gloved hand reached over to Latvia's head and he began to squeeze it really hard.

"Oh Latvia, I wished you didn't have to call me Prostitute Russia," Russia said, smiling wider. "Looks like Crybaby Latvia is going to have a rough night tonight... Kolkolkol..."

And a loud, girly scream was heard.

I don't wanna know what's going to happen with Latvia, but I thank god it ain't me! Please give some criticism reviews and good reviews if you like it, and some favorites and follows would be great! Thank you! - Anime.