This could possibly be the last chapter, unless I get some spontaneous inspiration!

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. If I did, there would have been heaps more spam.
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Carly had just arrived at the apartment door, after her trip to Build-A-Bra with Sam. She was about to turn the door handle, when she heard Spencer talking on the phone.

'But... Sam! I thought we were going to paintball tomorrow!'

Spencer and Sam were going to paintball together? Why didn't they invite me? Or at least tell me?

'It doesn't even hurt... Much... Anyway, it's so much FUN! Pleeeeease?'

There was a pause before she heard Spencer's voice again.

'No way! I think you're a great girlfriend! I just wanted to go paintballing, you know? It's all colorful... And shooty...'

Wait... Sam was Spencer's girlfriend? They're... DATING?

Carly burst into the apartment, 'YOU'RE DATING SAM?'

'Wait, I'll call you back...', Spencer said into the phone, before asking Carly, 'You know Sam? That's awesome!'

'Of course I know Sam! She's my best friend!'

Across the hall, Freddie had heard the commotion and went to go see what was happening. He was about to open the door when he heard Carly, who seemed very angry.

'I can't believe you didn't tell me this! You could've asked me first!'

'Uh... I didn't think you'd care so much...'

'Of course I care! My brother is dating my best friend!'

Wait, Carly's brother... And her best friend...? Spencer is dating SAM?

Freddie burst into the apartment, just like Carly had before, 'YOU'RE DATING SAM?'

'Woah... You know her too?', Spencer asked, confused.

'Of course I know her! She's Sam Puckett! We've known her for years!'

'Wait... You thought...', Spencer began to erupt with laughter, while Carly and Freddie looked on, very confused at the situation.

'What's so funny? This is a serious issue!', Carly said, very annoyed.

'I'm not dating Sam PUCKETT, I'm dating Sam from B.F. Wangs! I can't believe you thought...', Spencer explained before bursting out laughing again.

'Oh... That makes sense...', Carly frowned, embarrassed of her wrong accusation, 'I'm going to go take a shower...'

'Well, ok... I better get back to my apartment...', Freddie wandered out of the Shay's loft as Carly went upstairs.

Spencer just flopped onto the couch, still chuckling.