Why? Why me? Out of every other living thing in this galaxy did he have to be the thing that walked in on Jack and I? Oi! I cannot believe that just happened. Kairi walks past me.

"Hello Donna." She winks and giggles.

It's not funny! Ugh. Really come on now. I stand up and rush to my bedroom. You know what it wasn't even that bad. Were technically weren't doing anything major. We hadn't even actually done anything we were only half way through the process! For some reason these reassuring thoughts are not helping me.

\(~0~)/

Saber is almost completely clean and his fur is actually a really bright white. He's adorable. And as long as he isn't frightened there won't be any poison so he's completely harmless. I dry off the little guy and he looks happy. I stroke him and he's soft. "Let's go show you to the Doctor." I pick him up and walk to the console room.

"Hey Doctor."

"Hello." He was cleaning the console.

"Stop disinfecting and come see Sabre."

He looked over at me and Sabre and laid down his rag.

"Alright. Have you seen Donna?" He walks over to Saber and I.

"Yeah before I gave Saber a bath she was sitting in the chair over there." I nod my head and hold Saber out to the Doctor.

"Would you look at that he's white!" The Doctor was rather loud and he scared Saber who curled into a ball.

"Doctor you scared him. Stop being so loud." I stroke the little ball of fluff until it uncurls and begins to purr. "There's my good boy. Now would you like to hold him?"

"I don't think he likes me."

"He just thinks you're loud." I take the Doctor's hand and twist it to be palm up. I place Saber on his palm.

"He's really soft." The Doctor was stroking Saber with his other hand.

"I know isn't he?" I smile as the Doctor starts to coo at him.

"I like him."

"I knew you would. Now aren't you happy I kept him?"

"I sure am. But now you have to make sure you take care of him. Which means feeding him and cleaning out his cage." The TARDIS hummed. "You'd take care of her pet for her but you complain about cleaning up after me?" The TARDIS didn't reply.

"She likes me. I'm gonna go show Donna Saber. I'll talk to her about earlier." I take Saber from the Doctor and give him a kiss on the cheek.

\(~0~)/

"Hey Doc." Jack walks into the console room.

"Stop calling me that. What do you need Jack?"

"Have you seen Kairi?"

"She just went to talk to Donna and show her our new pet."

"Oh I see. Could I ask you a favor?"

"What is it?"

"Would you take Donna and I back home for a couple of days? She could visit her family and she and I could do a few things, and you would get to spend quality time with Kairi." He smirked and leaned against the console.

"I suppose. Ask Donna if she would want to though."

"Well duh. I wasn't just gonna kidnap her. Although..."

"No."

"Fine. I'll wait here with you until she and Kairi come back."

"Must you really?"

"Fine I'll just go to them."

"Oi! Jack!" And with that he was gone. What am I going to do with him? But I suppose that was a good idea. He and Donna could have some alone time and so could Kairi and I although I think they need it more. I roll my eyes at my own thoughts.

\(~0~)/

I was sitting with Saber and Donna when Jack walked in.

"Hello ladies."

"Hello Jack." I smirk and Donna waves at him.

"What's that thing?" He points to Saber.

"Saber is not a thing he is my pet."

"He's quite the sweetheart." Donna strokes the little guy who begins to purr.

"I love him."

"Well I have a question Donna."

"What's that?" She stops petting Saber and looks up at Jack.

"Would you like to go back home for a couple of days and you can visit your family and you and I can have some alone time? It would leave the Doctor and Kairi with some time for the two of them." Jack winked at me and I rolled my eyes.

"Yes that sounds lovely." She smiled at him.

"Just so you know Jack the Doctor and I will be too busy for whatever you think is going to happen." I smirk at him.

"I think you two will be very busy." He winks.

"I am going to take Saber to his cage. Meet me in the console room with the Doctor."

"Will do. See ya love."

\(~0~)/

Jack and Donna walk into the console room.

"Where's Kairi?"

"Putting up Sabre. She'll be here in a sec."

"Oh alright. Did Jack talk to you about the home thing?"

"Yes he did it's a great idea."

"How about we go when Kairi gets here and we'll stop off and get some chips before we part ways?"

"That sounds nice Doctor." Donna smiles.

At least it isn't completely awkward anymore. Kairi walks in the room and sits on the console.

"So what are we doing?"

"I'm going to take us to London and we're going to stop and get chips before Donna and Jack leave our company."

"Sounds fun."

"Oh it will be." Jack winked at Kairi.

"Jack I am really thinking about slapping you." She squints her eyes at him. I can't help but laugh.

"What's so funny Doc?"

"You and Kairi argue like siblings."

"Do not!" Kairi and Jack say at the same time and Donna and I laugh.

Kairi begins to pout and Jack grimaces.

"It isn't my fault Jack is a walking innuendo. "

"Actually it may be. Between you Donna and the Doctor there isn't much else to think about." He winks at her again.

"Oi. Okay Jack that's enough out of you or we'll get chips without you." I give him my best I'm not kidding look and he goes to sit in the seat by the Console.

"Fine."

"Off we go then?" Asks Kairi before pulling a lever to her right.