The TARDIS whipped through the time Vortex and landed safely on Earth in London.
"Kairi you really need to stop flying my TARDIS without my permission." The Doctor scolds me.
"You're just upset because I fly her better than you." I wink at him and he rolls his eyes.
"You two ready?" I ask Jack and Donna
"I am. Are you Jack?"
"As ready as one may be."
"Well then Allons-y!"
The Doctor stormed out of the door.
"Has he always been like this?" I ask Jack laughing at the Doctor's excitement.
"Sometimes. He tends to tell me to not do things a lot though. He's an interesting man." Jack laughed and wiggled his eyebrows at me.
"Oi. Come on you guys." I roll my eyes and walk out of the TARDIS.
"What took you so long?" The Doctor was licking an ice cream cone.
"Doctor you're not going to eat your chips."
"Fine then mom." The Doctor threw the ice cream in the nearest trash can and I roll my eyes.
"I didn't say you had to throw it away."
"I know" He smiled. "It was rubbish anyways. Are you ready? There is a bar down the street that serves the greatest chips." He was bouncing with excitement.
"I'm famished." Donna said and began walking down the street. We all followed her.
"Doctor, do you have money?"
"Good thinking. I'll be right back." He walked over to an ATM and used his sonic on it. Money just came out. He walked back over to us. "I've got it taken care of." He wiggled his eyebrows.
"That's stealing."
"No it isn't. It wasn't anyone's money and once we use it it'll go back into circulation." He raised his eyebrows daring me to challenge his defense.
"Fine." I stick my tongue out at him.
"So we're ready then?" Donna asked.
"Yes ma'am." Jack winked and Donna smiled walking into the bar.
We ordered some chips and sat and talked for a little while before we said our goodbyes before Donna and Jack walked towards Donna's house to visit her family. The Doctor and I walked back to the TARDIS. We've scheduled for us to give them three days. The Doctor and I can technically be gone for years and they wouldn't know because we have a time machine. Not that we would but if we wanted to we could.
"So what do you want to do since we have no humans?"
"Hmmm good question. What do you normally do without humans?"
"Save humans." He laughs
"Well it seems all is in order right now." I look around at the people walking about.
"It does."
"So what shall we do?"
"Wanna do something dangerous?" He smiles at me
"Of course I do." I give him my best "duh" look and giggle.
"Well alright then." We walk onto the TARDIS and he goes to the console. "I know just the place."
"And where might that be?"
"Weeeell let's just say I have a lot of experience of getting locked up on this planet. It's easy to break laws there. It's also easy to break out of their cells." He looked at me raising his eyebrow. "Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Oh yes." I smile brightly. "But if we're gonna be rebels I need to go change."
"You're going to change to look more rebellious?"
"Yes sir." I wink at him and skip off to my room.
I open my closet doors and pull out my leather jacket, a black corset, black skinnies, my combat boots and my aviators. I change my clothes and brush out my hair. Now we're talking. I slide a glove onto my left hand. Check mate. I walk back to the console room.
"What do you think?" I do a full 360 before sliding my glasses on top of my head. He smiles.
"If we're playing dress up I have the perfect thing. I'll be right back." The Doctor rushes to his room.
This man is so very entertaining.
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I go to my closet and pull out my old jumper. I haven't wore this since well Christmas with Rose.. Rose. I miss her. I miss her so much. Ah but she's too far away. I can't fix it. No reason to dwell on it. I take off my coat, jacket, and tie. I pull of my shirt and put on a black t-shirt slipping on my jumper. I change my pants and put on my white trainers. Lastly I grab my own sunglasses and walk back into the console room.
"How do I look?" I ask smiling at the giggling woman in front of me.
"Lovely. I didn't know you actually owned other clothes besides your suits." She giggles more.
"Of course I do. This jumper has been around for a while. It was my last regenerations."
"Ah, I see. And you've got your sun glasses." She smiles
"Well of course I do. Are you ready to get into some trouble?"
"When am I not ready?"
"But we may get into a lot of trouble."
"I don't care."
"Alright then." I smile and take her hand. "Allons-y."
We walk out of the TARDIS and it's night time.
"I don't think we'll needing these." I take off my sunglasses and put them in my pocket. She just moves hers to the top of her head.
"So what are we going to do that you're not supposed to?"
"Good question."
"What will get us thrown in a jail cell but will also be fun to do?"
"I have an idea." I give her a mischievous smile.
"What's that?" She smiles back and leans against the TARDIS.
"We can Paint every rooftop TARDIS blue." I wiggle my eyebrows.
"Doctor that is not cool."
"Yes it is."
"What's something totally amazing?"
"I'm not sure."
A man in a bright yellow car pulls up to a theatre across the street and he hands the keys to the valet.
"I have an idea." She tilts her head towards the bright yellow convertible.
"Oh no."
"Oh yes. Come on!" She grabs my hand and pulls me to the car. She takes the keys from the valet kisses him and hops over the door. I get into the passenger side and she takes off.
"This is great!" She's laughing and driving away."
"We just committed grand theft auto!"
"So what? If or when we get caught we'll break out of jail and take off in the TARDIS. I won't break it. No harm done."
"You're naughty."
"You don't know the half of it." She winks at me.
"You may want to slow down." She's going 130 in a 70.
"Why?"
"You're going almost twice the speed limit someone is going to notice."
"So. I'm up for a good car chase."
"Of course you are." I put on my seatbelt.
"We're not going to crash."
"How do you know?"
"Because I'm an amazing driver." She does a quick turn.
"Oi! Would you stop that."
"Doctor. Chill out."
I look at her. Actually look and I see she's having fun. I know she's enjoying herself. So for once I just shut up.
