AN: This takes place after Lilith saves everyone before Jerry turns Peter in my fanfiction, Evil Ed.
Charlie, again, broke down Jerry's door. He knew the newly revamped vampire was up to no good again. He could smell it! He poked his head into the kitchen. Lots of apples and a few cans of beer.
Nothing really changed, except the number of beer cans. Something caught Charlie's eyes. These weird looking beakers, stained with red no doubt, sitting in the sink. Charlie had seen something like that in a movie once.
While he stood there, fixated at where he had seen these beakers before, he heard a cry from upstairs. Not from grown person, child, teen or otherwise. A baby. Pina? Laura? No.
They were too old. The Lee's did have another child though, Cherry.
Charlie came out of the kitchen. Where the crying vampling was Ed and Lilith would be if not Pina, Laura and Jerry as well. Cherry could draw a big crowd. Just what he needed. He headed for the stairs but hid in the hall closet as Lilith came down the stairs. Damn!
They were now split up. Charlie opened the door to peek at him. She was carrying a bottle and one of those beakers. Must be a device for draining the blood from their victims to the baby bottle. Once she was in the kitchen, Charlie snuck up to the source of the now whining fuss coming from Cherry, the noise was coming from Jerry's little den.
He cracked open the door and he saw Ed lounging in the bed. Jerry sat on the edge of the bed, watching as Cherry slowly stopped her fussing as her papa sang to her. Charlie watched in awe that Ed, now a blood thirsty undead, was singing such a soft lullaby. "Hush, little baby, don't say a word," he cooed. "Papa's gonna buy you a vampire bat."
Jerry tucked the blanket around her pale body around her as Ed continued his sweet little lullaby. "And if that vampire bat won't drink, Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring," he sang sweetly. "And if that diamond ring turns brass, Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass."
"Not that little Cherry Ann Lee needs a looking glass," cooed Jerry, rubbing his nose on Cherry's.
Ed chuckled as he started the next verse. "And if that looking glass gets broke, Papa's gonna buy you a wolf," he sang softly. And if that wolf won't howl, Papa's gonna buy you a water fowl."
Jerry snickered. "You should know that you're wife hates birds," he smirked and played with Cherry's hands. Her little claws running across Jerry's hands. "Your mama is scared of birds, yes she is! Yes she is!"
Charlie stood there. Ed and Jerry were acting like a typical father and grandfather, aside from the new lyrics of 'Hush Little Baby' that Ed sang. He almost couldn't kill them, they were too normal. Plus, Lilith was the one he needed to kill.
"And if that water fowl don't feed, Papa's gonna buy you a dog named Bead," sang Ed. "And if that dog named Bead won't bark, Papa's gonna buy you a horse and cart."
"And if that horse and cart fall down, You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town," finished Jerry and kissed the now sleeping Cherry on the head.
Charlie turned around and came face to face with Lilith. She opened her mouth, showing her mouth full of fangs and hissed. Charlie ran out of the house as Lilith walked in. "It's nice to see my two favorite men getting along."