First Dares
Morvis: *teleports to the plain*
Attention, everybody!
Everybody: *gets up and looks at Morvis*
Morvis: We have our first dares! *hears footsteps behind him*
Frodo: YAAAHHHH! *Rushes at Morvis from behind with Sting*
Morvis: *Turns and vaporizes Frodo with a sneeze* Nice try! Anyone else?
Everybody: 0_0
Morvis: Good, here we go.
Nice! Gimli, since you dwarves "are natural sprinters" I dare you to beat Legolas in a 100m dash. However, you have to be carrying all the members of the fellowship (aside from Legolas) stacked up on your shoulders (each one standing on the shoulders of the person below them, with you on the bottom). Only then will you be crowned the sprinting champion of Middle-Earth!
However, first I need to dare Gandalf to re-capitate Gimli and bring him back to life. Good luck! *laughs*
-H. M. Lee
Gandalf: * revives Gimli then gets on his shoulders.*
Aragorn: *Gets on Gandalf's shoulders*
The other six: *You can figure out what they do*
Gimli and Legolas line up at a conveniently placed white line.
Morvis: On your marks, get set, GO!
Gimli: *starts puffing his way towards the finish line*
Legolas: *Filing his nails, waits until Gimli is an inch and a half from the finish line then shoots him in the foot with an arrow and runs to cross the finish line just before Gimli falls flat on his face.
Morvis: The winner is... Legolas!
Legolas YES! *looks up just in time to see the Fellowship falling towards him* OH SHI-*gets crushed*
Morvis: Cheaters never prosper.
Id like to dare gimbli to compliment legolas...
-lilygirl7707
Gimli: *furious* Well done on winning the race, elf boy.
Legolas: *Pulls himself out from under the heap* Well I never thought I'd see the day...
Gimli: *throws himself over a cliff sobbing*
Morvis: Oookayy...
Hmmm, interesting. Hard to think of good dares on the spot like this but I'll try. I dare Legolas and Haldir to eat meat and actually get drunk! Good luck with this! :)
-Musik Drache
Morvis: Thank you. Legolas and Gimli certainly are popular. Well, boys get started. *sets steak down in front of them*
Legolas: *Tastes it and dies*
Haldir: * Eats all his steak, then all of Legolas's* Sucker.
Morvis: *Revives Legolas* Okay, now it's time for you two to get drunk! * Sets down two self-refilling glasses of ale* GO!
Both elves start drinking...
Forty-seven and a half hours later...
Morvis: That's enough. Now, who is drunk?
Haldir: Nnot me, yourr (hic) majester... *Dies*
Legolas: *Not affected at all* Sucker.
Morvis: 0_0 Guess that isn't going to happen. Moving on!
Alright! I love these, let me see...
1. Gandalf, has anyone ever mistaken you Magneto?
2. Legolas, you have noticed that your eyebrows are a different color than your hair right? O_O
3. This is for all of the fellowship... why didn't you fly the eagles to Mordor?
...please don't kill me for asking that. If you don't I'll solve world hunger and make the government suck less!
-I don't have a FF account717
Morvis: 0_0 ...interesting name
Gandalf: But I am Magneto... *comes back to his senses* wait, what?
Legolas: WHAT? *Runs off to dye his eyebrows*
Morvis: *revives Frodo and shows him the dare* Talk!
Frodo: I was surrounded by lava...
Sam: So was I...
Aragorn: I was chasing that bloody troll...
*Legolas doesn't answer cuz he's dying his eyebrows*
Merry & Pippin: We did, the cameras just didn't see us...
Boromir: I was dead... *sniff*
Gimli: *hauls himself up the cliff* I triggered the explosion in an effort to destroy the ring since that schmuck Frodo couldn't do it himself...
Everyone: 0_0
Frodo: WHA- *dives on Gimli*
Morvis: *Impales account717 with a loaf of French bread* YOU MUST DIE! Besides, if the government didn't suck this much they would've found me by now.
Saruman: 0_0
A/N: Well that was fun! To all who reviewed, thank you and I hope you liked the results! To those who didn't, thanks for at least reading it, though if you want to review this time… please do! Bye!