"Peter?" asked Jerry as he paced behind the chair that the drunken, ex-vampire hunter sat in. He looked back at the very nervous Jerry. "I need you to watch Pina, Laura and Cherry."

The newly turned vampire cocked an eyebrow. "But I thought this was routine? You and Ed would go hunting and come back to a new addition," said Peter. "I don't get why she needs you and Ed."

"This baby isn't like Laura, Cherry or Pina," said Jerry. "It's going to be a proud moment for Edward, it's his first boy and boys are more painful then girls. She needs help and Ed is just there to be screamed at."

Peter nodded before standing. He knew how women were. Screaming at men. "Who's gonna go hunt?" he asked, picking up Cherry. "I'm guessing she's going to be hungry and so will the baby."

"Adam will," said Jerry. Peter looked at him strangely. "What, you thought Lilith only saved me, Ed and her daughters? Not likely. I lost most of my tribe, but Lilith and Ed are working at a good pace to create a pure vampire tribe."

The shaggy haired boy came down the stairs at a fast clip. "Jerry, I think Ed's freaking out," said Adam. Jerry just looked at him. "He says she's doing the Exorcist thing. Which has got to mean either her head is spinning around or her back is arched."

"Jerry!" called Ed from upstairs. "I think she's ready!"

"FUCK! DAD! SHIT! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE NOW!" screamed Lilith.

Jerry looked at Peter and Adam, his eyes filled with panic. He had never seen a boy vampling being born before. Adam rushed out of the door and Peter chuckled. "I thought Ed was the one to be screamed at?" asked Peter.

Jerry hurried up the stairs as Peter looked at Pina and Laura. Pina held her arms up at Peter. "I can't carry you and Cherry, lassie," said Peter. The little vampling started to cry. "Oh! No! No!"

He sat Cherry down on his seat and picked up Pina who tugged on his ear. "No more tears, right, lassie?" he cooed to Pina. Laura crawled up to sit with Cherry. "Do you girls want to watch a DVD? I guess your parents must have some, what, Blue's Clues or something."

Pina gave him a very nasty look. "We watch goo bumps!"

At the words goo bumps, Laura began to clap happily. "Okay, so Goosebumps," said Peter. With Pina still in his arms, he went to look at the DVDs.

Laura meanwhile practiced her monster face. Mommy, daddy, grandpa, uncle Peter and uncle Adam all had one. Eyes would turn black, their teeth would turn sharp and their mouths would become large. Laura thought she had it and looked at Cherry. She growled and hissed, making her little sister scream and cry. Peter jumped, dropping Pina, thus making her cry.

Adam had watched all of this. He hunted very fast that night. Probably because he didn't know how fast it took to give birth. He quickly picked up the screaming vampling after he set the body on the sofa and looked at Laura. "Uncle Peter hurt my sissy!" cried Laura.

"What the fuck man?" asked Adam, who cut his finger and let a sniffling Pina drink his blood.

"I'm shit with kids," sighed Peter. Adam rolled his eyes. No, really? You don't say. "If Ed hadn't had killed Ginger, I would be better prepared." He could feel Adam wanting more. "She was pregnant."

"That's rough, dude," said Adam. "But have you given a thought to what Ed or Jerry would do to you if they saw this? Don't get me started on Lilith! She'd fry your testicles, eat them, make a new coat for herself out of your skin and drink goblets of your blood!"

Peter nodded and noticed Adam's face turned sour. "I've been gone for what 10 minutes and you can't even change a diaper!?"

Peter looked down. "I don't even know how to change a diaper," he admitted.

Adam laid Pina on the floor and showed Peter. He peeled off her diaper and almost gagged as did Peter. "For someone who drinks blood, she sure makes foul smelling messes!" gagged Adam who turned his head away.

Peter waved the smell away. "How the fuck does Ed and Lilith do this everyday?" he gagged. "Do they not notice a smell?"

Adam got up and looked at Peter as he held his nose. "Go on!' snapped Adam. "Change her diaper."

Peter whipped around as if to say me, change that rancid mess!? Adam gave him a look that he was about to call down Ed. Peter rolled his eyes and turned to Pina. She was gone. Pina toddled over to the stairs and began to climb up, leaving the two men to scramble around the house. By the time the men realized it, they were in the doorway of Lilith and Ed's nest.

Lilith lay on the ground, breathing hard, covered in blood. Jerry was getting the soiled blankets gathered as Ed held a bloody, screaming bundle. "Hi, little Edward, I'm your daddy," cooed Ed with a huge beaming grin. "Welcome to life, a vampire life."

Pina toddled into the room and Jerry sat her on the bed. She peered into the bloody bundle. "Pina, this is your little brother, Edward," said Ed. Pina kissed Edward's forehead as Ed kissed hers.