4. CELEBRITY GUEST STAR!

Morvis: I'm ba-ack!

Frodo: Damn...

Morvis: What, no random assassination attempts?

Frodo: *gives Morvis the finger*

Morvis: Whatever, let's-*gets cut off as a mine detonates underneath him, forcing him to jump to the side right into the waiting clutches of the Watcher in the Water* OH SHIT! *Was taken by surprise and about to be torn to pieces when a bazooka blast hits the Watcher square in the face, allowing Morvis to free himself*

Frodo: Wha- How- I- Th-

-(Burn it to the Ground music plays) Halley's comet goes flying overhead. A figure leaps off and lands in the midst of the characters. She straightens and pulls out an AK-47.

Frodo: *shriek of terror before he gets shot 258,474,127 times and dies*

Morvis: *just finished kicking the Watcher's ass* ZEA! You made it! Hungry? *holds up a plate of sushi*

Zea: Is that...

Morvis: Uh-huh

Zea: I'll pass, no offense.

Morvis: None taken *throws sushi at Bilbo* For those who are unfamiliar with the name Zea, she is the greatest badass I have ever met and she has written the greatest truth or dare fic I have ever read, in which she kicks the shit out of Nintendo characters for the hey of it.

Zea: *bows to the crowd* Thank you, thank you... *applause continues for 45 minutes*

Morvis: Um, Zea? Could we do some dares?

Zea: Oh, yeah, dares, sure.

That was great, again! I would suggest that you quickly re-edit this chapter

so that all the dares are in italics, like the previous chapters. That makes

it easier to follow.

But now, I need to ask for the truth.

Frodo and Sam: When you two were by the scarecrow in the first movie, (the

part where Sam said "If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest from home

I've ever been") when the shot pulled out, there was a dust cloud in the

distance that looked like it was made by a vehicle. What was that?

Frodo: Were all the adventures you wrote about in the Red Book real, or did

you make it all up to get a lucrative movie deal?

With regards, H. M. Lee

Morvis: ...Oops... thanks... and I'm curious about the dust too.

Farmer Maggot: It was me chasing those two delinquents. And it wasn't dust, it was smoke coming out my ears. I was seriously that angry. *glares at Merry and Pippin*

Zea: I can sympathize with that. *thinking of Kite*

Morvis: Meh, the old coot deserves it.

Frodo: All adventures were real, though I had to omit certain... experiences to make sure I got the movie deal.

Sam: *turns beet red*

Morvis: I don't want to know. Next!

Hmm...you are all an interesting bunch, I must say. Sadly, none of you are a

match for my amazingness, how sad. DARE TIME!

Morvis: I was hoping you'd fight me. Well, you're going to now, I want to see

what sort of host you are. Do your best, young grasshopper.

Frodo: You're awesome. I like you.*Gives him a gender swap gun* go crazy.

Gollum: GO ON AN AMAZING POKEMON AVENTURE AND CATCH ARTICUNO (my fave Pokemon

EVAR)

Everyone else: See how long you can survive...NYAN CAT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Yay!

I actually managed to do it!

Zeaaaaaaaa... OUT!

Morvis: Nice job with the diabolical laughter. Let me try. MUAHAHAHAHA-*coughs up a lung* Oops.

Zea: You'll get the hang of it eventually *ducks underneath a flaming boomerang that Morvis just threw and grows two extra arms, pulls out four bazookas, and goes wild firing at him*

Morvis: *dodges blasts, catches one and throws it back*

Zea: *portals the blast directly behind Morvis*

Morvis: *Is hit and sent flying* GAAHH!

Zea: *moving in for the kill when the boomerang comes back and stabs into her arm* OW!

Morvis: *gets up and sends the army of the dead at Zea*

Zea: Ha! I am more deadly than death itself! *grabs Aragorn's sword and hacks the ghosts to pieces, then sends out the three armies that assaulted her studio a while back*

Morvis: Hmph. *creates huge shockwave that OBLITERATES the armies all at once* Your move...

Zea: Fine *summons Chuck Norris* EAT IT, SUCKA!

Morvis: Zea, Zea, Zea, how could you not know that Chuck Norris is the SECOND biggest badass in the world? *summons Jack Bauer*

Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer: *have an epic fight until Jack shoots Chuck in both kneecaps, then rips off his beard and strangles him with it.*

Everyone: 0_0 Whooaaa...

Jack: Sorry sir, but my country is threatened. I have to go.

Morvis: That's all right. I got this. *pulls a massive lightning sword out of nowhere and charges at Zea*

Zea: *pulls out her light sword that killed Kite and races to meet him*

-totally epic swordfight before they charge up all their power and shoot it at each other-

-BIGASS EXPLOSION THAT DESTROYS THE WORLD-

Zea: *floating in space* Well done. *extends hand*

Morvis: *shakes her hand* Wow, I... I didn't think we were that evenly matched, ... I expected to have my ass handed to me on a silver platter *trying to catch breath*

Zea: Well, you have skills. Now help me revive the world.

Both of them: *revive world*

Morvis: So... how's the Marth/Link situation going?

Zea: I...I don't know. I love Link, bit now it seems as if Marth may have loved me the whole time. It's... confusing.

Morvis: Well, anything I can do to help, ask me.

Zea: You are... unexpectedly friendly.

Morvis: Compared to Author? Absolutely. I read your last chapter and thought 'I hope I never end up like that jackass'

He treats you like shit, and you don't deserve that.

Zea: This tender moment is nice, but it sorta takes away from the point of why I'm here.

Morvis: You're right. *reads dare* ARE YOU INSANE? Frodo isn't awesome, he's an idiot with a superiority disorder.

Frodo: WOOT! *shoots at Legolas, then at Morvis.*

Legolas: *turns into a girl, looks in a mirror, and has a heart attack*

Morvis: *blast bounces off him back at Frodo*

Frodo: *nothing happens*

Sam: 0_0

Zea: Uh-huh... creepy

Morvis: Still think he's awesome?

Zea: Shut it.

Gollum: *goes on an epic pokemon adventure to capture Articuno, but realizes he doesn't have a Poke ball and gets eaten by it.*

Nyan Cat: Hi everybody!

Nazgul: RAINBOW! *dies*

Everyone else: Ummmm...

Zea: Ooh, poptart! *kills cat and eats it*

Frodo: You're inhumane.

Zea: See, Morvis, they're catching on.

Morvis: ANYWAYS! Let's keep the dares rolling.

From: lala234 ()

dares:gimli shave your beard off,legolas bite strider on his nose ,and

strider kick arwen in her stomach

no truthes here now ,so

TOODLES!

Gimli: *reads dare* What? You want me to remove my beard? My pride and joy? My honor and dignity? My-

Morvis: YES! Now get to it. *hands Gimli a razor*

Gimli: *starts shaving*

Zea: *leans over* Lord, he's long-winded

Morvis: Don't I know it.

-27 minutes later-

Gimli: The razor isn't working, neither is the chainsaw.

Morvis: Don't worry, I know what to do. *pulls out a lightsaber and cuts off Gimli's head* Now his beard isn't connected to his body! Go loopholes!

Legolas: *is still a girl, goes up to Aragorn and bites his nose* Hi cutey!

Aragorn: *tries to kick Legolas but misses and kicks Arwen instead*

-Arwen and Legolas get into catfight-

Eomer, Faramir, Merry, and Gandalf: *all gather round with popcorn*

Zea: 0_0 Wow...

Morvis: Well, they're going to be busy for a while, so I'm just gonna continue.

From: Kitty XOXO ()

Gr8 chapter! Here r some dares and truths!:

1. Dare merry and pippin to kill Gollum!

2. Dare Gandalf to kiss a monkeys butt!

3. Ask him if he liked it ;)

4. Dare frodo to kiss Sam (cuz he's bi) ;p

The end :D

Merry & Pippin: *randomly kill Gollum*

Gandalf: *reads dare* Ew. Really?

Zea: Yup! *warps in a howler monkey*

Gandalf: Yuck *kisses the monkey's butt*

Monkey: *turns around and eats Gandalf*

Morvis: Well I guess he can't do his truth, though the answer seems obvious.

Frodo: *reads his dare and gets a big smile*

Sam: *reads the dare and faints*

Frodo: * runs over and makes out with Sam*

Everyone: *eyes shatter*

Sam: *wakes up to Frodo making out with him and dies*

Morvis: ENOUGH! *revives everyone's eyes*

Frodo: *completely ignores Morvis and deepens the kiss*

Zea: *bashes him over the head with a cactus* He said that's ENOUGH!

From: Md0n ()

lol! here r some dares u could use:

1.) dare Gandalf to try and shoot someone with an AK-47

2.) dare Eldarion to ask his parents where babies come from (his parents r

Aragorn & Arwen)

3.) dare Elboron to go into his parent's room at night claiming he had a bad

dream (his parents r Eowyn & Faramir)

thnx (;

Zea: *revives Gandalf and gives him her AK-47* Go wild.

Gandalf: *takes careful aim at Saruman and kills himself because he was holding it backwards*

Eldarion: Mommy, where do babies come from?

Arwen: *tosses Legolas off a cliff, naked and bleeding* Bitch.

Aragorn: Mommy's busy, so I guess I'll tell you. *leads Eldarion into a closed room*

-46 minutes later-

Eldarion: *comes out* Whoooooaa

Elboron: *runs into his parents room* I HAD A BAD DREAM!

Eowyn & Faramir: *get up and throw off their disguises, revealing themselves to be Nazgul* Haha, we have you now!

Elboron: *grabs a sword and goes apeshit on the Nazgul*

Zea: Wow... violent kid.

Morvis: Hmmm... I wonder...

Zea: What?

Morvis: Just thinking to myself. I think I'm going to call it a day. Thank you SO MUCH for coming. It was awesome having you here.

Zea: I had fun. Maybe I'll do it again sometime.

Morvis: That'd be cool. Bye!

A/N: Well that was fun! And my fanfiction hero COHOSTED! OMG!

CELEBRITY GUEST STARS FTW!

And send in lots more dares!